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BABY J
12-28-2008, 04:55 PM
This thread has no purpose other than having no purpose.


It's a home for those of you that just want to chat with each other about things that would otherwise force us to give you an infraction and ban you.

If you want to talk about how much you hate mushrooms... you can
If you want to talk about boobies... you can.
If you want to post a picture of your ass... you can.
If you want to talk about another member that snuck in your bedroom and took the picture of your ass... you can.


The only thing we ask is that you use this thread and keep more of the nonsense from ending up on the thread of some guy selling a powersteering pump for a 1962 Ford Galaxy.

Have fun talking about nothing important, but beware, anyone caught spamming for post count in here will be drug out into an alley and shot. Let the hating/photo posting/random careless rants begin.


I'm at Applebee's - at the bar. Gonna watch the game after I eat, and have some spirits while I watch the game... all while I am logged in working, on the clock, and whoring up IA at the same time. All I need is some head to complete the night.:boobies: Life is good. :taun:

Scotsman
12-28-2008, 04:55 PM
call autumn

BABY J
12-28-2008, 04:56 PM
call autumn

Just how far can dogs hear dog whistles? I'm blowing it but can't hear her coming yet.

Scotsman
12-28-2008, 04:58 PM
lulz

"B"
12-28-2008, 05:17 PM
What did this "Autumn" do to everyone?

BABY J
12-28-2008, 05:22 PM
^^ The answer to your question is "yes".

redrumracer
12-28-2008, 05:35 PM
What did this "Autumn" do to everyone?
nothing

"B"
12-28-2008, 05:39 PM
So why is everyone treating her like that one bitch from 2 years ago? Damn, what was her name?

NewGen33
12-28-2008, 05:40 PM
Just how far can dogs hear dog whistles? I'm blowing it but can't hear her coming yet.
Damn lol

redrumracer
12-28-2008, 05:43 PM
So why is everyone treating her like that one bitch from 2 years ago? Damn, what was her name?
cause there has to be a someone to hate. and she is te easy target cause she made some bad choices before but everyone on these boards are saints and dont do anything wrong.

BABY J
12-28-2008, 05:45 PM
I give her a hard time, but we are best friends so she knows I am just kidding. We go way back.

Where is every1 watching the game from?

"B"
12-28-2008, 05:47 PM
What game? The only game on is the SF game!!!

quickdodge®
12-28-2008, 05:47 PM
everyone on these boards are saints and dont do anything wrong.

Someone call me? Later, QD.

"B"
12-28-2008, 05:48 PM
lol@QD

BABY J
12-28-2008, 05:50 PM
The 815 game ---- you know the 1.

LOL @ Stretch

redrumracer
12-28-2008, 05:53 PM
Someone call me? Later, QD.
yes i did ring for ya lol.

"B"
12-28-2008, 05:54 PM
Either way, this thread sucks and can't even come close to compairing to mine.

"B"
12-28-2008, 05:55 PM
QD, are you still driving a truck OTR?

quickdodge®
12-28-2008, 05:58 PM
yes i did ring for ya lol.

Lolol.


QD, are you still driving a truck OTR?

I still drive for the same company, but I've been off OTR for over a year now. I drive a daycab around Atlanta hauling railroad cars. 7-7 M-F and off weekends. Later, QD.

"B"
12-28-2008, 05:59 PM
Gotcha

LizBiz
12-28-2008, 06:08 PM
I drive a daycab around Atlanta hauling railroad cars. 7-7 M-F and off weekends. Later, QD. *marks in Blackberry*:goodjob: I put curtians on my windows now :ninja:

BABY J
12-28-2008, 07:45 PM
*marks in Blackberry*:goodjob: I put curtians on my windows now :ninja:

Cutians? What's that? Sounds dangerous.

LizBiz
12-28-2008, 07:58 PM
Cutians? What's that? I don't know what "cutians" are but I had to put these curtians uphttp://linenfabrics.co.uk/craftsblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/a-curtains.jpg

so Mike would stop walkin down to my house and spying on me :love:
but if you wanna get dangerous.......:ninja:

Ed
12-28-2008, 08:02 PM
whats with aids?

SUBY_RUE
12-28-2008, 08:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvAPmOoLdco

BABY J
12-28-2008, 08:17 PM
I don't know what "cutians" are but I had to put these curtians uphttp://linenfabrics.co.uk/craftsblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/a-curtains.jpg

so Mike would stop walkin down to my house and spying on me :love:
but if you wanna get dangerous.......:ninja:

Curtians??? What's that??

BABY J
12-28-2008, 08:18 PM
whats with aids?

IDK - how long have u had it?

LizBiz
12-28-2008, 08:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:


Curtians??? What's that??

Ok, I put the i in front of the a instead of the a in front of the i. Don't act like you haven't done it before Mr. "Cutians" Fail!!

BABY J
12-28-2008, 08:51 PM
A Cutian is legit --- they are people from the planet Cutia. But a Curtian ---- hmmm, FAIL.

LizBiz
12-28-2008, 09:03 PM
A Cutian is legit --- they are people from the planet Cutia. But a Curtian ---- hmmm, FAIL. Oh for real??? Maybe you should do us all a favor, pack up your Aeropostale, and go to your Cutia :cheers:

quickdodge®
12-28-2008, 09:05 PM
*marks in Blackberry*:goodjob: I put curtians on my windows now :ninja:

Ok. Later, QD.

BABY J
12-28-2008, 10:33 PM
Bump for I'm drunk.

LizBiz
12-28-2008, 10:46 PM
Bump for I'm drunk.:lmfao: Lies. But I'll still take advantage of you.

BABY J
12-31-2008, 12:08 PM
^^^^ I'ma tell yo momma. I'm only 12 years old.



WTF are all of you turds doing today??? My plans suck.

LizBiz
12-31-2008, 12:43 PM
Tell my mama, she don't care no way!!! Long as you ain't white it's all good shawty!!! And since you asked.....I am doing nothing but working till 5 after that idk. So your plans are better than mine.

JDMJAYDC2
12-31-2008, 12:47 PM
hiding out in the bushes watching milf's jog then im gonna jump out in my all black mask and .......*deletes history*

BABY J
12-31-2008, 04:09 PM
J is a rapist and a orgy organizer. Shame on you - freak. Go to church. Any1 else doing anything spectacular?

LizBiz
12-31-2008, 04:36 PM
J is a rapist and a orgy organizer. Shame on you - freak. Go to church. troof x2 :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

JDMJAYDC2
12-31-2008, 04:57 PM
its not rape if she doesnt say no









































































































































with or without the tape on her mouth










*leaves thread and puts on mask*

BABY J
12-31-2008, 05:27 PM
JDMJAY:

http://www.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/MI35797

JDMJAYDC2
01-01-2009, 07:48 AM
fail i cant afford to live in fla i will nevarr get caught cause i was online all day........

BABY J
01-06-2009, 06:15 PM
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/02/geek-gang-signs.jpg

BABY J
01-06-2009, 06:23 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/dfunk101/LAWLINGZ/1196373478349.gif

SUBY_RUE
01-06-2009, 06:26 PM
I didnt go to work today, my belly hurts...

BABY J
01-06-2009, 07:15 PM
^^ Maybe you are knocked up.

http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn349/zyonasan2002/1221831478401.jpg

BABY J
01-08-2009, 06:32 PM
LMFAO:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAqPMJFaEdY

BABY J
01-09-2009, 12:51 PM
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4318/nectarinessm2.jpg

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p3/spaceclown/funny/Waiting.jpg

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/19283938/musicianmeetupom5.jpg

BABY J
01-15-2009, 11:38 AM
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l106/jackmode9316/ATT00010.jpg

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l106/jackmode9316/ATT00007.jpg

BABY J
01-15-2009, 11:50 AM
http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp63/mrcarson2/advice-1.jpg

BABY J
01-15-2009, 06:59 PM
http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/song_stuck_in_my_head_comic.gif

sakasaku
01-16-2009, 05:23 AM
Hey Baby J

























































































































































http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq165/madmangti_photo/honda-ad.jpg

BABY J
01-16-2009, 07:36 AM
OH HAILLLLLLLLL NAWWWW!!!!

LOL

LizBiz
01-16-2009, 09:52 AM
http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/song_stuck_in_my_head_comic.gif

awwww....that was not funny, that was cute.

blackboi50
01-16-2009, 09:55 AM
this thread reeks of boredom!!!!.....1

AirMax95
01-16-2009, 10:02 AM
this thread reeks of boredom!!!!.....1

you just reek :ninja:

blackboi50
01-16-2009, 10:13 AM
you just reek :ninja:

your audi reeks :tongue1:......and fuck UTAH!!!!! :rant:.....1

LizBiz
01-16-2009, 10:20 AM
this thread reeks of boredom!!!!.....1 LMAO!!! I agree.............:ninja:


fuck UTAH!!!!! .....1 I bet you would....

BABY J
01-16-2009, 12:43 PM
* yawn *

I want to fuck something...

* looks around the house *

blackboi50
01-16-2009, 12:44 PM
LMAO!!! I agree.............:ninja:

I bet you would....

hehe....thanks liz :):)

but no iwill not fuck UTAH!!!! :rant:......too salty for me!!!! :lmao:....1

blackboi50
01-16-2009, 12:45 PM
* yawn *

I want to fuck something...

* looks around the house *

i gotta wait till after work for my :idb:..........come on 6 o clock!!!!!! :D......1

LizBiz
01-16-2009, 12:48 PM
* yawn *

I want to fuck something...

* looks around the house * I'm at work hun!!!! But I'll be home soon, then you won't have to look around the house no more.


hehe....thanks liz :):)You know how we roll :yes:


but no iwill not fuck UTAH!!!! :rant:......too salty for me!!!! :lmao:....1 :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: Good job

BABY J
01-16-2009, 04:50 PM
LMAO.

Sorry, I don't do IA girls. Not my speed kiddo. But shouldn't be hard for ya.

LizBiz
01-16-2009, 05:30 PM
LMAO.

Sorry, I don't do IA girls. Not my speed kiddo. But shouldn't be hard for ya. dang dude take a joke. I don't want yo ass!!! I gets plenty:lmfao:

BABY J
01-16-2009, 05:31 PM
It was pretty obv that I was messing with you --- so maybe YOU need to be able to take the jokes, not me. Hmmmm. But since we are on the subject --- what is "it" that you get plenty of?

LizBiz
01-16-2009, 05:52 PM
It was pretty obv that I was messing with you --- so maybe YOU need to be able to take the jokes, not me. Hmmmm. But since we are on the subject --- what is "it" that you get plenty of? Don't got get all butt hurt cuz I don't want you shawty, it's too late for that. I gets plenty of :idb: so continue posting lame pics of things that only you find funny. Please...continue.

BABY J
01-16-2009, 07:40 PM
You get plenty of "in tha butt"? SWEEET!!

LizBiz
01-16-2009, 08:37 PM
Yea, and your point is??

BABY J
01-16-2009, 09:09 PM
Yea, and your point is??

in some chick's mouth. Want tickets?

blaknoize
01-16-2009, 09:09 PM
Yea, and your point is??
dont be yellin at me

BABY J
01-16-2009, 09:10 PM
LMAO

blaknoize
01-16-2009, 09:15 PM
Yea, and your point is??

DUSTY NUTZ IN YA MOUF

LizBiz
01-17-2009, 08:32 AM
I don't need tickets to the freak show. I got all the freak I need shawty you just xtra.

And I'm sorry your nutz are dusty, they will remain that way till you can get up from IA and get a real chic! Bring it on bitches!!!!!

Arm&hammer
01-17-2009, 08:36 AM
im hungry

Juggernaut
01-17-2009, 09:33 AM
I'm important.

BABY J
01-17-2009, 10:57 AM
Well duh --- you're the juggernaut bitch!!

LizBiz
01-17-2009, 11:13 AM
Ghey...this weekend shall suck. No fun for me.

Echonova
01-17-2009, 12:14 PM
LOL after all the shit you made me listen to I find it hard to believe you have nothing going on...

BABY J
01-26-2009, 08:50 PM
Hi - I'm bored. What's your name?

Revmaynard
01-26-2009, 08:51 PM
Stfu.

Maniacc
01-26-2009, 08:52 PM
I'm gonna get high then return to this thread.

Revmaynard
01-26-2009, 08:54 PM
I don't mind if you get high in this thread. Lol.

Arm&hammer
01-26-2009, 08:59 PM
im thirsty

BABY J
01-30-2009, 09:26 PM
http://notsomotivational.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/gothopotamus_leash.jpg

blacknightteg
01-30-2009, 09:29 PM
that is an ugly bitch.

BABY J
01-31-2009, 09:53 AM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f327/HighwayUFO/Funny%20stuff/New20Image.jpg

BABY J
01-31-2009, 07:54 PM
BIG DARE

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/sempek3/676ree0.gif

BABY J
02-01-2009, 08:42 PM
http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr128/aznasinine/Greg.jpg

BABY J
02-02-2009, 09:01 PM
http://i322.photobucket.com/albums/nn413/waldo_ii/a10aaaic2.jpg

STRteg
02-02-2009, 09:30 PM
http://i322.photobucket.com/albums/nn413/waldo_ii/a10aaaic2.jpg

lol fukin funny reps to you good sir

BABY J
02-05-2009, 01:08 PM
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9026/flyodaac3.jpg

--

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/8941/whatdosnipersfeelzr2.jpg

BABY J
02-10-2009, 06:58 PM
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/8809/bannedvq8.jpg

BABY J
02-11-2009, 09:15 AM
LMFAO (make sure you read the comments)

http://i39.tinypic.com/2wm2jyf.gif

oneSLOWex
02-11-2009, 10:33 AM
LMFAO (make sure you read the comments)

http://i39.tinypic.com/2wm2jyf.gif

hahahahaha WTF!!?


Send To Phone

BABY J
02-12-2009, 02:05 AM
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t53/JCell5/dsmcrankwalk3bd.jpg

Bus Driver J
02-12-2009, 02:23 AM
http://kierf.net/images/crankwalk_detector.jpg

BABY J
02-12-2009, 02:25 AM
LMFAO!!

BABY J
02-19-2009, 11:47 AM
http://1143.am/sockeye.gif

Bus Driver J
02-19-2009, 01:21 PM
oh miss Olivia Munn....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed1Ucnvn08s

Crazy Asian
02-19-2009, 01:41 PM
LOL BABY J!!! HAHAHAHAHAH

AirMax95
02-19-2009, 01:44 PM
http://files.redvsblue.com/web/images/comic/20071016RT0183.jpg

AirMax95
02-19-2009, 01:46 PM
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/9286/adamogevaxw6.png

BABY J
02-19-2009, 04:53 PM
WTF!!! LOL

BABY J
03-13-2009, 05:08 AM
http://car.watch.impress.co.jp/img/car/docs/038/409/19.jpg

--

http://car.watch.impress.co.jp/img/car/docs/038/409/20.jpg

BABY J
03-13-2009, 03:15 PM
LMAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY2pTrC4oWw&feature=related

AirMax95
03-13-2009, 03:35 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-wet-cat-does-ring-impression.jpg

BABY J
03-18-2009, 04:16 PM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-cell-phone-fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-police-fail.jpg

BABY J
03-19-2009, 07:41 PM
http://drivelocity.com/images/misc/shamwow_vince_offer.jpg

BABY J
03-24-2009, 09:31 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a349/roaddogg3034/own3d/ff-1.gif

LizBiz
03-24-2009, 10:33 PM
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao: @ last 2 :goodjob: reps dude.

On_Her_Face
03-24-2009, 10:35 PM
I never thought I'd be on a boat...

LizBiz
03-24-2009, 10:36 PM
I never thought I'd be on a boat...:thinking:

BABY J
03-24-2009, 10:38 PM
Sometimes a refrgerator. Puzzle pieces. Batman.

BABY J
03-25-2009, 11:48 AM
http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii162/PDXReech/hot-chick-dancing.gif

LizBiz
03-25-2009, 02:20 PM
http://media.techeblog.com/images/phonefinger.jpg

I bet I know a better way to use that.......:ninja:

BABY J
03-25-2009, 05:33 PM
lol

Bus Driver J
03-25-2009, 09:45 PM
troof....
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd153/NeglectedOne/Motivation/female-motivational-posters-10.jpg

BABY J
04-03-2009, 12:21 AM
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8172/rulestofood.jpg

blaknoize
04-03-2009, 01:03 AM
WHEN DID UR ASS TAKE THIS??
http://pacemaker11.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/photomagimg_0737.jpg

BABY J
04-03-2009, 01:41 AM
After my sex change - LMFAO!!!!!

PWND

blaknoize
04-03-2009, 01:43 AM
That wasnt what I was pointin toward... but... ok?

BABY J
04-03-2009, 01:45 AM
FYI: I'm the BABY J of Earth --- all others are fakes.

BABY J
04-07-2009, 04:35 PM
http://www.lukestay.com/images/u-fail.jpg

Thighs
04-07-2009, 04:38 PM
i just accidentally a whole thread, is this bad?

BABY J
04-07-2009, 04:38 PM
http://i641.photobucket.com/albums/uu137/entroper01/image001.jpg

BABY J
04-07-2009, 04:51 PM
i just accidentally a whole thread, is this bad?

:thinking:

Thighs
04-07-2009, 05:07 PM
IS THIS BAD?

BABY J
04-07-2009, 05:56 PM
WTF!!!!

http://i721.photobucket.com/albums/ww218/AKMass/wtf-picture-10.jpg

oneSLOWex
04-07-2009, 06:03 PM
/\/\ um.....WUT?

BABY J
04-09-2009, 11:03 PM
^^ LOL

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3275215.html

BABY J
04-13-2009, 07:11 PM
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p132/Lost_sol_photos/over9000-2.jpg

BABY J
04-14-2009, 07:04 PM
LOL:

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/81247-1/BBW_bellyfuck.gif

BABY J
04-15-2009, 09:15 AM
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/73801-1/Bailout.jpg

BABY J
04-15-2009, 08:35 PM
LMFAO!!! HAHA

http://www.filmdit.com/v/514/tampon_prank_gone_wrong

BABY J
04-21-2009, 11:38 PM
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p132/Lost_sol_photos/Hand_Chart.jpg

BABY J
04-23-2009, 02:59 PM
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii117/ilove2xlr8/3562-1.jpg

Elbow
04-23-2009, 03:09 PM
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA AT THE EMO STAR KID.

BABY J
04-23-2009, 06:41 PM
Yeah --- permanent self-ownage FTW - lol.

Bus Driver J
04-23-2009, 06:58 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3302/3182545783_e0d573a1d2.jpg

BABY J
04-23-2009, 10:21 PM
I heart science.

eraser4g63
04-23-2009, 11:27 PM
http://www.mathewkwan.com/xanga/shoplift.jpg

BABY J
04-24-2009, 06:22 PM
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o276/tomschlachet/1240576835.jpg

BABY J
04-25-2009, 10:56 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a165/BYid/Mermaid.jpg?t=1240428134

BABY J
04-25-2009, 11:10 AM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f273/Cristian619/Misc/259372_Fast20and20Bicurious.jpg

SUBY_RUE
04-25-2009, 11:22 AM
This just sucks, Im stuck watch four kids... three of wich are not mine... :(

BABY J
04-25-2009, 11:29 AM
^^ Are they cute -- cause you could always... you know....



LOL

Jason..
04-25-2009, 11:39 AM
I give her a hard time, but we are best friends so she knows I am just kidding. We go way back.

Where is every1 watching the game from?Space

BABY J
04-25-2009, 11:51 AM
^^ Don't make me come over there...

BABY J
04-28-2009, 01:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c49McBCqFNM&feature=player_embedded



http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk291/chilangovic2005/326.jpg



http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk291/chilangovic2005/327.jpg



http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk291/chilangovic2005/328.jpg

BABY J
04-29-2009, 09:33 PM
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/4/633507747147468646-raff-out-roud.jpg

BABY J
05-09-2009, 02:08 PM
It's all fun and games until you get caught...

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u86/IMPORTLIFE/img184.jpg

MR2DR
05-10-2009, 02:23 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a165/BYid/Mermaid.jpg?t=1240428134

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AernobKPKM

so... the one on the right :D

blaknoize
05-10-2009, 02:29 AM
WOW no one listens to that song lol, but Id rather...

BABY J
05-16-2009, 08:53 AM
http://www.yodawgyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/yo-dawg-i-heard-you-like-coca-cola-and-pepsi.jpg

BABY J
05-16-2009, 08:58 AM
WOW -- haha --- just wow.



Craigslist is well-known as a place to find anything from a new job to a night of semi-anonymous pleasure — in some cases, both at the same time.

It is also a great way to turn your old, unwanted possessions into a huge hassle. No matter how valuable your merchandise or how reasonable your terms, there’s always someone who wants to haggle.

To: [email protected] ([email protected])
From: [email protected] ([email protected])

Hey dude, I’m interested in the free couch. What color is it?



To: [email protected] ([email protected])
From: [email protected] ([email protected])

It’s blue, like it says in the ad. Also, like it shows in the picture in the ad.



To: [email protected] ([email protected])
From: [email protected] ([email protected])

Yeah, but I don’t know what the lighting is like in your house. Once I got this armchair that looked red in the photo, but it was actually brown. Is the couch navy blue or cornflower or what?



To: [email protected] ([email protected])
From: [email protected] ([email protected])

It’s a unique shade of blue called “free couch.” Why not just come and get it?

P.S. My wife says it’s cerulean.



To: [email protected] ([email protected])
From: [email protected] ([email protected])

Cerulean works for me. What condition is it in?



To: [email protected] ([email protected])
From: [email protected] ([email protected])

It’s in free condition! Why are we having this discussion? It’s in the condition where you come and get it and it doesn’t cost you anything. If someone’s offering you a better deal, take it.



To: [email protected] ([email protected])
From: [email protected] ([email protected])

Sorry, man, it’s just that I have to borrow my brother’s truck to come get it and I don’t want it if it smells like your family or something. Can you get it dry-cleaned?



To: [email protected] ([email protected])
From: [email protected] ([email protected])

You want me to pay for dry cleaning? So what you’re saying is that free isn’t cheap enough for you. You’re thinking “Free, yeah, I dunno. Free’s a lot. Could you make me a sandwich? You’re like kinda far away from my favorite restaurant.”

My family smells like cinnamon and rose petals, but you’ll never know that because you’re not getting this couch. Go bug someone else.



To: [email protected] ([email protected])
From: [email protected] ([email protected])

Hey, man, don’t get all crumpled up. I’ll take the couch. I need to find out when my brother’s court date is, but I should be able to pick it up sometime in the next couple weeks.



To: [email protected] ([email protected])
From: [email protected] ([email protected])

I swear, every time I post something to Craigslist it’s like they gave plankton internet access.

I am not waiting two weeks for you to come and pick up this couch. I am not waiting one week for you to come and pick up this couch. This couch is going to the first person who is willing to come and pick it up without inquiring about my smell.



To: [email protected] ([email protected])
From: [email protected] ([email protected])

Look, I’m sorry, man. What my brother doesn’t know what hurt him. I’ll grab his truck and come pick it up. Where are you?



To: [email protected] ([email protected])
From: [email protected] ([email protected])

1432 Alvaro St. in San Mateo. Better hurry.



To: [email protected] ([email protected])
From: [email protected] ([email protected])

San Mateo? Like in California?



To: [email protected] ([email protected])
From: [email protected] ([email protected])

Right, in the Bay Area. Like Bay Area Craiglist?



To: [email protected] ([email protected])
From: [email protected] ([email protected])

There’s more than one Craigslist? I just typed “couch” into my brother’s computer. I thought you were in New York.



To: [email protected] ([email protected])
From: [email protected] ([email protected])

Oh well so sad bye now.



To: [email protected] ([email protected])
From: [email protected] ([email protected])

No, no, that’s cool. I’ll grab a plane and rent a truck. I’ll be there sometime this evening. Could you hang on to the couch for me until then?



To: [email protected] ([email protected])
From: [email protected] ([email protected])

Seriously? You’re going to fly out to California, rent a truck, and DRIVE BACK TO NEW YORK? Just for a couch?



To: [email protected] ([email protected])
From: [email protected] ([email protected])

Hey, man, it’s free.

BABY J
05-16-2009, 10:58 AM
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05-18-2009, 11:08 AM
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05-23-2009, 08:38 AM
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05-23-2009, 10:12 AM
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05-24-2009, 06:47 PM
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05-27-2009, 10:42 AM
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05-27-2009, 10:49 AM
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06-01-2009, 12:19 PM
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06-04-2009, 05:38 PM
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06-04-2009, 07:43 PM
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06-04-2009, 07:58 PM
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06-05-2009, 10:02 AM
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Mr. Clean
06-05-2009, 10:39 AM
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BABY J
06-05-2009, 10:45 AM
LMFAO!! He's gonna kick your ass when he sees that post. LOL

Mr. Clean
06-05-2009, 10:59 AM
does that not look like him! i mean they're fucking identical.

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06-08-2009, 12:00 PM
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06-08-2009, 12:04 PM
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06-15-2009, 06:00 PM
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WTF?
06-15-2009, 06:27 PM
....

BABY J
06-15-2009, 06:29 PM
^^ So sexy --- LOL

WTF?
06-15-2009, 06:49 PM
^ damn straight

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06-15-2009, 09:07 PM
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slostang
06-15-2009, 09:31 PM
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06-15-2009, 11:31 PM
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06-15-2009, 11:38 PM
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06-22-2009, 01:04 AM
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06-22-2009, 11:25 AM
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06-22-2009, 04:50 PM
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06-26-2009, 10:29 AM
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06-26-2009, 12:47 PM
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Revmaynard
06-26-2009, 12:51 PM
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06-30-2009, 09:32 PM
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07-04-2009, 08:18 AM
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07-04-2009, 02:02 PM
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07-14-2009, 04:36 PM
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SUBY_RUE
07-14-2009, 05:02 PM
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07-16-2009, 05:07 PM
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07-21-2009, 07:35 PM
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07-31-2009, 09:18 PM
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08-13-2009, 09:02 PM
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08-18-2009, 12:07 PM
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neon_ert3
08-19-2009, 07:22 AM
:boobies: i like da boobie:boobies:

BABY J
08-19-2009, 09:02 PM
^^ That's bc ur a whore.

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08-21-2009, 01:07 PM
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08-21-2009, 09:55 PM
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ultm8mind
08-22-2009, 02:32 PM
I like boobies, but I also like a nicely shaped woman. Ass and titties, then ofcourse looks, LOL...

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08-26-2009, 08:12 PM
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09-02-2009, 06:20 PM
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09-02-2009, 09:18 PM
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BABY J
09-02-2009, 09:42 PM
She likes the big long snakes - LOL

Bus Driver J
09-05-2009, 08:23 PM
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BABY J
09-05-2009, 09:03 PM
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:

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09-11-2009, 01:36 PM
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LizBiz
09-11-2009, 01:37 PM
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BABY J
09-11-2009, 09:37 PM
^^ I don't even wanna know where you found that - LOL

StreetHazard
09-12-2009, 05:47 PM
:goodjob:

Ziptied
09-13-2009, 10:44 AM
Best Thread EVAR!

VooDooXII
09-13-2009, 11:32 PM
Kanye West doesn't care about Taylor Swift.

How could he be so heartless?

BABY J
09-29-2009, 11:55 PM
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BABY J
09-30-2009, 12:55 PM
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BABY J
10-02-2009, 04:07 PM
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BluesClues
10-02-2009, 04:11 PM
^^^^^ :lmfao:

BABY J
10-27-2009, 05:37 PM
^^ You got some of those don't you.

BluesClues
10-27-2009, 08:41 PM
yeah of course :gay:
Bumpin these threads

BABY J
11-10-2009, 02:52 PM
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ndgflowshot
11-10-2009, 04:01 PM
lol

BABY J
11-10-2009, 04:04 PM
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BABY J
11-10-2009, 04:07 PM
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ndgflowshot
11-10-2009, 04:11 PM
...

BABY J
11-10-2009, 04:14 PM
LMFAO

BluesClues
11-10-2009, 06:26 PM
So yeah. My dog needs some food and I don't have any money :(

BABY J
11-10-2009, 06:29 PM
When will u have money? And dogs can eat other things besides "dog food"

BluesClues
11-10-2009, 06:37 PM
When will u have money? And dogs can eat other things besides "dog food"
I don't work until Friday night so I won't have money until then. And I know she can eat other things, it's just a matter of me cooking her something.


Oh and BTW I am mad at you! :tongue1:

BABY J
11-10-2009, 06:38 PM
LMAO> well call me and we'll discuss it. And your dog is the SHIT if it requires to be cooked for. LOL.

BluesClues
11-10-2009, 06:41 PM
LMAO> well call me and we'll discuss it. And your dog is the SHIT if it requires to be cooked for. LOL.
Of course she is the shit! She is my dog. When she runs out of food I normally cook her rice with lunch meat. She loves it lol

Oh and every time I call you, you never answer so you can call me :2up:

BABY J
11-10-2009, 07:00 PM
RICER!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

And i forgot - I pay my phone bill so that I can call people, not so they can get ahold of me when they think it's convenienet - LOL. Calling you now butthead.

BluesClues
11-10-2009, 07:02 PM
RICER!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

And i forgot - I pay my phone bill so that I can call people, not so they can get ahold of me when they think it's convenienet - LOL. Calling you now butthead.
My phone still ain't rang! I sense a setup :ninja:

BluesClues
11-10-2009, 07:04 PM
Pick up!

BluesClues
11-10-2009, 07:06 PM
Phone call received :goodjob:

BluesClues
11-10-2009, 08:22 PM
Still waiting for my pizza :ninja:

BABY J
11-10-2009, 08:24 PM
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BluesClues
11-10-2009, 08:25 PM
Well damn! :(

BluesClues
11-10-2009, 09:07 PM
Finally got my pizza Woot Woot :yay:

Now I'm full! Thanks Json.

Oh and I'm now calling you Double J :D

BABY J
11-30-2009, 06:30 PM
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BABY J
12-07-2009, 07:36 AM
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BABY J
12-07-2009, 07:58 AM
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PatrickH
12-07-2009, 02:53 PM
What's the story behind your sig?

BABY J
12-07-2009, 03:04 PM
What's the story behind your sig?

Do u have a vag?