i have been waiting for this day... lol

[kelly marie]

just got this in an email and thought it was funnay... :fruit:

Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming!!
:slap: :headslap:

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!


i wish silver still worked with me... :lmfao:

[Bishop]

LOL

[Pablo]

ook

[speedminded]

finally got the .gif that was with the e-mail to work and i think they've already started here... :slap:

[boosted1jz]

looks like imma get slapped alot :( i hope NOONE at my dealership has heard of this holiday yet

[silver]

Hahhahaha, kelly.. If I still worked with you, I would be slapping you every hour on the hour, lol

No there is actually a lady in my office I would take full advantage of that with, lol.. she is sooooo annoying, lol

[The Golden Child]

lol - only if i had someone to work with ..
working alone sux

[kelly marie]

finally got the .gif that was with the e-mail to work and i think they've already started here... :slap:
someone had that in their sig... lol

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

damn i dont work with anyone who is that irritating

[Nah Mean?]

finally got the .gif that was with the e-mail to work and i think they've already started here... :slap:

Looks that a sucker punch to me, not a slap!

[speedminded]

Looks that a sucker punch to me, not a slap!yep, but that's what came with the e-mail. :dunno:

[B16a2 Civic]

hmmm...i got a few in mind....we should have slap an IA member day...i gotta list

[kilpatty43]

i like my coworkers...all 2 of them

[kelly marie]

hmmm...i got a few in mind....we should have slap an IA member day...i gotta list

am i number :chuckles:

[silver]

am i number :chuckles:


Your number one on my list kelly.. but I won't be bitch slapping you.. I will be slappin' that ass... :idb:

[mocha latte cupcake]

see i knew you were seeing someone else while i was away at work

[kelly marie]

Your number one on my list kelly.. but I won't be bitch slapping you.. I will be slappin' that ass... :idb:
oh yea c'mon :eye:

[kelly marie]

see i knew you were seeing someone else while i was away at work


:lmfao: :lmfao: daymn she was caught!! lol

[B16a2 Civic]

i dont hit females... :)

[silver]

Shit... I wasnt caught... I haven't done anything yet...

[kelly marie]

Shit... I wasnt caught... I haven't done anything yet...
yet... oh yea :lickpuss:

[mocha latte cupcake]

uh huh..... i know how you and kelly work... you really get home early and then have my come over later so you can get away with it... i know your trix...

[kelly marie]

i dont hit females... :)
you spank them though... :rolleyes:

[kelly marie]

i know your trix...

JM i am not a trick... im her ho...

[silver]

You sound expierenced in that JM.. is that what you do??

[mocha latte cupcake]

ha, i'm the one thats always like, wow its a little later than usual... and you're all like... o yeah...i had to work late.... or something like that.

[silver]

ha, i'm the one thats always like, wow its a little later than usual... and you're all like... o yeah...i had to work late.... or something like that.


Oh.. that's not kelly.. thats my other girlfriend... :idb:

[mocha latte cupcake]

figures..... just when ya think you find a great girl who is the best ever... they cheat on you with another girl and tell you you can't watch...

[kelly marie]

Oh.. that's not kelly.. thats my other girlfriend... :idb:
ummm do you have something you need to tell me? :rant:

[silver]

No kelly... you know her too.. you have seret rendez vous with her too...

[mocha latte cupcake]

w0w this girl sounds like a sl00t and a half!

[kelly marie]

No kelly... you know her too.. you have seret rendez vous with her too...

who it be yo?

[silver]

The Renny Ren...

[mocha latte cupcake]

00ps! lol sorry ren... you're not a sl00t... well..... youre not a total sl00t... youre a SUPRA sl00t lol!

[kelly marie]

i <3 ren shmen

[mocha latte cupcake]

kelly <3 ( . V . )

[kelly marie]

fo shizzle my nizzmoizzle

[DonGori]

omg its a slap that mouth day. I would slap the ever livin shit out of 1 of the guys here

[mocha latte cupcake]

hey hey hey! you watch your language there acorn boy!

[RISKYB]

i dont work with anyone that irratating either, but i will slap them for the hell of it