WTF @ BAGELS

[Halfwit]

ok, so you are supposed to get them in half then warm them up and put your toppings on?

they never fucking come apart like they should, and i end up eating a dry, room temperature unsatisfying bagel.

fuck bagels.

[LizBiz]

You're bored too? Slow days at work ftw but I'd rather be at home like everyone else lol.

[Elbow]

Bagels ftw. Especially with egg and cheese.

[Halfwit]

but i cant get the shit on it, it wont cut in half properly.


then on top of it, i was makin this thread, and the half i did manage to cram into the toaster, it burned.

[LizBiz]

That's why you buy pre-cut bagels

[Elbow]

Yeah pre cut is easier and doesn't crumble which sounds like that's the problem, cream cheese is also the shit I think.

FYI Publix has pretty good bagels.

[Halfwit]

they wont precut.

[LizBiz]

I get the ones that are in a bag w/ the rest of the bread. Publix has the best donoughts too.

[Motivation]

ok, so you are supposed to get them in half then warm them up and put your toppings on?

they never fucking come apart like they should, and i end up eating a dry, room temperature unsatisfying bagel.

fuck bagels.

Be smarter than the bagels. :tongue1:

[ironchef]

Cream cheese bagels FTMFW!

[Halfwit]

Be smarter than the bagels. :tongue1:
impossible.

[eViLMunkey]

I get the ones that are in a bag w/ the rest of the bread. Publix has the best donoughts too.


No Krispy Kream Has the best donuts... :goodjob:

[Echonova]

Be smarter than the bagels. :tongue1:If you can't, buy a machine that makes it idiot proof.

http://www.cutleryandmore.com/bagel-slicer.htm

[LizBiz]

No Krispy Kream Has the best donuts... :goodjob: Can't argue with that, too bad I don't live around one tho, so I must settle for Publix. I didn't expect this tread to take off......:lmfao:

[Motivation]

If you can't, buy a machine that makes it idiot proof.

http://www.cutleryandmore.com/bagel-slicer.htm


lol. I see some people losing a finger and still messing up their bagel with that thing.

[LizBiz]

lol. I see some people losing a finger and still messing up their bagel with that thing. why spend 19.95 on that when you can use a knife :lmfao:

[Motivation]

why spend 19.95 on that when you can use a knife :lmfao:

Now, who would trust you with a knife? :taun:

[Jason..]

Then stop making the m casey.Pizza rolls FTW!!!

[LizBiz]

Now, who would trust you with a knife? :taun: :D as long as I'm not around you, I'm good :taun:

[redrumracer]

normally the begals i used to eat before they started making me throw up were pre cut.

[03RCode]

Then stop making the m casey.Pizza rolls FTW!!!


This guy knows whats up. Pizza Rolls > Bagels.

[imbosile]

This guy knows whats up. Pizza Rolls > Bagels.


Bagel Bites > Pizza Rolls > bagels

[BKgen®]

Bagel Bites > Pizza Rolls > bagels

vagina > pizza rolls > bagel bites > bagels

[03RCode]

vagina > pizza rolls > bagel bites > bagels


x3.14


+Reps.

[BKgen®]

x3.14


+Reps.

times Pi?

i like your style. +7

[Catnip]

times Pi?

i like your style. +7

I like your car +11

[BKgen®]

how the hail are you worth 11?

[ep9716]

I Like This Thread...+9

[TheGrillMan]

if you cant seem to cut a bagel in half


theres a problem homie

[Catnip]

how the hail are you worth 11?
I'm either worth 11 or 12 ;)

[redrumracer]

times Pi?

i like your style. +7


I like your car +11


loloololololololol

noobs

[Tech5]

I like them with Cream cheese and Grape Jelly!

[87 Turbo II]

Kroger cinnamon raisin bagels with Philadelphia honey nut cream cheese FTW.

[Atlblkz06]

If you like donuts:

http://www.naturalnews.com/021808.html

[Mr. Clean]

vagina > pizza rolls > bagel bites > bagels

your mom's vagina > all other vagina > pizza rolls > bagel bites > bagels

it had to be said.