I know everyone loves my cookies, so here's a recipe for ya!

[SixSquared]

Cheers, guys!


* 1 cup of water
* 1 tsp. baking soda
* 1 cup of sugar
* 1 tsp. salt
* 1 cup of brown sugar
* lemon juice
* 4 large eggs
* 1 cup nuts
* 2 cups of dried fruit
* 1 bottle Crown Royal

1- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.

2- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is
of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

3- Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl.

4- Add one teaspoon of sugar... beat again.

5- At this point it's critical to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK,
try another cup... just in case.

5- Turn off the mixer thingy.

6- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit.

2- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

8- Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
just pry it loose with a dewscriver.

1- Sample the Crown Royal to check for viscosity.

9- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a heet.

10- Check the Crown Royal for oil pressure. VTEC nill wot engage w/out it.

11- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

12- Add one table.

12- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.

14- Greash the oven.

15- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
forget to beat off the turner.

16- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

17- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.

6- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

" Cherry Mistmas! FUTHER MUCKERS!!"

[§treet_§peed]

lulz. sad things is. i never got to try one of you cookies...:(

[SicStang03]

lol,these better be legit!! I'm not wasting 1 hour for nothing

[§treet_§peed]

^ from what i heard. emmy makes cookies that are of the fucking chain

[SixSquared]

I do, I do... January Varsity meet... I will be there, with cookies. Promise.

And yes, they will still be warm out of the oven.

[§treet_§peed]

ahhhh fuck!!!! yet again another meet i can not make it too

[Revmaynard]

I'm going to bring a warm fetus...fresh from the over. I need my stem cells so I can grow up and be strong. :)

[Atlblkz06]

That looks like way too much work. Just make em and bring them to the next meet. About 300 cookies should cut it.

[Sport1.3]

1- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.

2- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is
of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

5- At this point it's critical to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK,
try another cup... just in case.

1- Sample the Crown Royal to check for viscosity.

10- Check the Crown Royal for oil pressure. VTEC nill wot engage w/out it.

17- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.

" Cherry Mistmas! FUTHER MUCKERS!!"

same recipe for painting a car i see

[X-Runner]

same recipe for painting a car i see

:lmao:

[Buttons]

same recipe for painting a car i see


damn, you're mean.. lol

[quickdodge®]

same recipe for painting a car i see

I wanted to come up with something, but you beat me to it, lolol. So a non-cooking, non-painting mother fucker? Shit, what the fuck good is she? Later, QD.

[SmackedInATL]

Cookies with no flour? WTF?

[The Ninja]

Fuck all of you, those cookies are good. They sorta -made- one of my first IA meets.

[Elbow]

Her cookies are damn good, can't lie.

[willum14pb]

now, when you say cookies, do you mean fat rolls? because this seems to me like the fast track program to having a body like you.

[Elbow]

You talking about me?

[SUBY_RUE]

hEY HeyHY... Why cAnt i GeT my STove tO fiT In the DishwAsheR... Where thE helL are tEh Coooo KieS go oFf to...

[Elbow]

^WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??????????????????????