my left testicle hurts....

[Killer]

and i have no idea why.............


seriously... just started hurting after lunch... wtf... :cry: -sad panda-

[Alan®]

you need more ass

[Benefit]

what kind of relief did you get from making a thread on IA for it?

[Halfwit]

thats weird, left side of my ballsac was torn open in a freak accident (fell on some metal) at work.

its just not back all together and not bleeding anymore.

[gtrmonkey]

YOur gonna lose it when it starts hurtin it too late. No one is going to what fuck a solo testie not even gays. Sorry your fucked.

[Killer]

what kind of relief did you get from making a thread on IA for it?


0... literally.. 0...

[SicStang03]

you has teh blew bawls

[Killer]

negative....

[SicStang03]

maybe you sat on it?

[K20Z1]

is the left side of ur neck swelling or hurt too? if it is then ur fucked....

[SicStang03]

and bite?

[Killer]

maybe you sat on it?

i mean.. that happens.. but no.. i don't think so..


i took a nap during lunch.. got up.. by the time i made it back to my desk.. just started hurting...

[Killer]

is the left side of ur neck swelling or hurt too? if it is then ur fucked....


lol.. neck is fine :goodjob:

[gtrmonkey]

GO to a doctor man, don't ask IA

[Dirty Octopus™]

put some iodized salt on it after you dip it in a 50/50 mix of isopropyl alchohol and warm water.
that should clear you right up. :goodjob:

[Killer]

put some iodized salt on it after you dip it in a 50/50 mix of isopropyl alchohol and warm water.
that should clear you right up. :goodjob:

lol... sounds perfect... thanks! :lmfao:

[Killer]

GO to a doctor man, don't ask IA


not really asking anything.. just stating...

[Dirty Octopus™]

lol... sounds perfect... thanks! :lmfao:anytime bro.
anytime ;)

[K20Z1]

lol.. neck is fine :goodjob:

great, no worries.
i know someone who got their testicle hurt..then after a few days their neck gets swellen and hurt.. then later he is unable to have children...

[SicStang03]

GO to a doctor man, don't ask IA

I am a doctor!! How dare you disrespect mah authoritah!!

[Sammich]

maybe you sat on it?

he's white..their balls never get that size

[SicStang03]

he's white..their balls never get that size

where are you getting this info from? White guys have big bawls!

[Sammich]

where are you getting this info from? White guys have big bawls!

just cuz u have a sicstang thats an 03, doesnt mean ur balls are big..they just compensate for whats not there

[Killer]

where are you getting this info from? White guys have big bawls!


troof...

my wang is pinky sized.... but i've got big balls.... looks real awkward down there...

[OneSlow5pt0]

troof...

my wang is pinky sized.... but i've got big balls.... looks real awkward down there...

yea girls say its cute :(

[FasTech]

You have testicle cancer.

[Killer]

yea girls say its cute :(


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Killer]

You have testicle cancer.

i don't think so....


but i have been punched/kicked more than most guys i know... i don't think my soldiers march.. :(

[Sammich]

You have testicle cancer.

TOUR DE NAWTZ

[Dirty Octopus™]

where are you getting this info from? White guys have big bawls!
you're right!

have you ever seen Steveo's sack? that thang is ginormous!!! :eek:

[OneSlow5pt0]

for what we lack in size we make up for in good credit.

[gtrmonkey]

I am a doctor!! How dare you disrespect mah authoritah!!
If so how do I make my penis bigger? :ninja: I am asking for a friend. :ninja:

[Killer]

for what we lack in size we make up for in good credit.

lol "you can take that to the bank........................ the sperm bank"............






i don't like having a huge sack.. it can get in the way... ya know?? and i haven't met a girl yet who likes getting slapped in the belly button when you're hitting hit from behind....

[Killer]

If so how do I make my penis bigger? :ninja: I am asking for a friend. :ninja:


your friend wants your penis bigger???

[FasTech]

i don't think so....


but i have been punched/kicked more than most guys i know... i don't think my soldiers march.. :(



I get pissed when someone punches me in the nuts. Thats like the only thing that I will fight my friends over. Cause I want kids in the future and all...lol

[OneSlow5pt0]

yea i feel ya,pretty bad i can DP my girl by myself.

[2.3 Evo 8]

It's called DSB.


Deadly semen backup. Just rub one off and you'll be fine. It normally doesn't show itself until your married. LOL

[gtrmonkey]

My friends a girl....
















































































































I think :ninja:

[j0natell0]

chop it off

[Killer]

yea i feel ya,pretty bad i can DP my girl by myself.


that just sounds painful... why would you wanna squeeze your sack into a tight hole??? gross...

[Sammich]

for what we lack in size we make up for in good credit.

AS LONG AS WE CAN SAY CRACKA

U CAN SAY BAD CREDIT:lmfao:

[OneSlow5pt0]

that just sounds painful... why would you wanna squeeze your sack into a tight hole??? gross...

its very painful.....i dont wish it on anyone:(

next time im gonna duct tape my balls to my knee

[Killer]

def not something i wanna try... that'd be like trying to thread a needle with... my finger...

[gtrmonkey]

AS LONG AS WE CAN SAY CRACKA

U CAN SAY BAD CREDIT:lmfao:
LulZ

[OneSlow5pt0]

def not something i wanna try... that'd be like trying to thread a needle with... my finger...

lol

[SicStang03]

If so how do I make my penis bigger? I am asking for a friend.

extenze, scientifically proven and doctor approved.





















not yet approved by FDA













If yoy try it, LMK cause I has a friend too :ninja:

[Sammich]

rofl^

[gtrmonkey]

Lulz
Only if you can supply my me with a free trial















J/K





























No Seriously, can u? :ninja:

[SicStang03]

Lulz
Only if you can supply my me with a free trial















J/K





























No Seriously, can u? :ninja:


Mad free trials!! Google iz your friend!!


LMK how that works for yo... er, I mean your friend

[gtrmonkey]

12/16/2008 - Mark writes:
To make a long story short, I did order the 97 cent one week trial and was skeptical becuase they did make not things very clear to me. So after I made the on-line order I called on the phone with a lot of questions, and after I felt that all of my questions were answered, I told her that I had already ordered it (the one week trial) online. She sounded so sweet and honest, I was just sure that I would not be charged another dime unless I said I liked it and wanted more of the product. I was supposedly going to be able to try 7 days worth, and then, if I liked it order more. Well, let me put it this way, I recieved my trial order and on the 2nd day I noticed a charge for $49.41 waiting to be posted to my checking account. I went off like a nuclear weapon I was so pissed off. I was only on day 2 and really didn't notice a thing, ed wise or extending wise. The only reason I ordered it was because it was supposedly great for ED too. Now they automatically without my permission, sign me up and act like they own my checking account too. Not a very good feeling. There is no point after that in trying to contact customer service or speaking with any of them on the phone. All they will do is talk about the page you ordered it on and ask you did you put a check in the box or not? Never mind my thinking I would be able to make a decision on whether I wanted more or liked it or not. They want my money and they will take it. They have lawyers ya know. Also, I was told by some male customer service person last night that I could afford it and needed it to keep my wife happy. He then reminded me where I live and expained that I must be able to afford it if I live here. He is obviously brain dead. Who cares if I can afford it or not anyway, the question is. do I want it! I did everything in my power to cancel any automatic orders only to just be ignored until the shipment had already been sent. So they have $50 of my money to wheel and deal with now until they finally get the product returned and for all I know it really hasn't even been shipped yet. Oh yeah, I see they have billed me another $1.49 today for some type of womans extenze. I never heard of that, never asked for it, but I'll have to send that back too to get that buck 50 back. Who do these people think they are? How are they legally pulling off all of this bullshit? I was reminded, they have lawyers, don't we have some say in how long this company struts it's lame stuff? I say we all find a way to put them out of business. They reminded me last night, they have lawyers!! Wow!! So what does the common citizen have? I dunno but I plan on finding out



LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[SicStang03]

LMFAO!!

[Killer]

this has nothing to do with my testicles..

[gtrmonkey]

I just signed up :ninja: I meant my friend did :ninja:

[gtrmonkey]

this has nothing to do with my testicles..
Fuk ur testies :ninja:

[SicStang03]

this has nothing to do with my testicles..

Get to the RLD and rub one out real quick!!

[Killer]

Get to the RLD and rub one out real quick!!


i'm at work :(

[gtrmonkey]

HAnd in pocket trick and turn the moniter to the side.

[SicStang03]

HAnd in pocket trick and turn the moniter to the side.

troof!!

Or maybe you have a stomach ache and need to "take a shit"

[gtrmonkey]

Put that printer to good use, then go to the bathroom

[dtmcnamara]

sit on your right one and they will both hurt...if they both hurt then its ok

[G.C]

let a octopus play with your left testicle.

[TheProfiteer]

You know testicular cancer is the most common form of cancer to inflict the 18-25 year old male demographic. Do some research, examine your symptoms, and see a doctor.

I hope you dont have it, and cancer usually does not cause any pain until the final stages, but its something you should look into.

[Sammich]

want me to show u a lil trick, to take ur mind off that pain?

/major payne

[tdurr]

major payne ftw!
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNjY0MDEwMzEyNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNjU4NTQ3._V1._ SX368_SY400_.jpg

[Killer]

still hurts... if this doesn't ease up i'm going to the efin dr... for cereal...

[tdurr]

damn bro that sucks. one night outta the blue my left one felt like it was cuz open or something. I couldnt breath with out it hurting. I almost cried from the pain... next day it was fine tho...
gl wut urs bro.

[toxxxic]

dude. that could be a sign of a kidney stone =X

[Jbauer]

Damn dude, you still in pain?
I've had my balls hurt for a day or so, just sporadic, out of no where. freaked me out.. we've had some scary moments..me and my balls.

This one time I had a pimple on my balls..only i didn't know it was a pimple, so i was panicking kinda.. and i kinda pinched it, and all that came out was White puss and blood..so i started freaking out.. i thought I was leaking Skeet because i ruptured my sack or something..scared me to near death :lmfao:

Then this one time.. I was drunk crapless and i was crashing over at a friends house.. i reached down to scratch my balls and i could only find one? I just went to bed terrified and when I woke up the next morning they were both there :screwy:

[Killer]

dude. that could be a sign of a kidney stone =X

i've never heard that ever...

[tdurr]

kidney stones only are felt when you pee. and your balls arn't in pain when u have them.

[Killer]

kidney stones only are felt when you pee. and your balls arn't in pain when u have them.


that's what i was thinkin...

[toxxxic]

i've never heard that ever...

really?! someone told me that. their balls started hurting & they freaked out because the last time they hurt like that was when they had a kidney stone :thinking:

[toxxxic]

that's what i was thinkin...

i don't mean WHEN you're passing them. i mean he said his balls hurt really bad & then he found out he had a kidney stone. idk

[Killer]

i don't think so..........


good news is the pain is easing up! woot!

it was pretty unbearable last night though.. weirdest thing ever...........

[SmackedInATL]

If you have an STD for too long, it will make your testicles hurt. Quit fucking without a rubber.

The problem starts with an E. Something like Epidyme-someting. LOL.