Peeing in the dark can be hazardous...

[2.3 Evo 8]

Especially if you don't know that you have two streams of piss coming out in two seperate directions. :cry:


You think you're peeing in the toilet just by the sound, and you are, but you're also pissing on the magazines next to the seat on the floor. Or the wall! Or the extra rolls of toilet paper in the basket! :crazy:

That really sucks!

[redrumracer]

Especially if you don't know that you have two streams of piss coming out in two seperate directions. :cry:


You think you're peeing in the toilet just by the sound, and you are, but you're also pissing on the magazines next to the seat on the floor. Or the wall! Or the extra rolls of toilet paper in the basket! :crazy:

That really sucks!
thats why going outside and letting it all hang out and pissing is ftmfw hell if it wasnt against the law and slightly disgusting id just whip it out in a parking lot and piss if need cause it feels so damn refreshing not worring about where its going.

[datboy]

lol

[datboy]

thought i was the only one to ever do that. except it was on the toliet paper!

[JayL]

thats why going outside and letting it all hang out and pissing is ftmfw hell if it wasnt against the law and slightly disgusting id just whip it out in a parking lot and piss if need cause it feels so damn refreshing not worring about where its going.


done that before..

quite a few times i just go outside to piss anyway, it is actually 4 more steps to go to the bathroom.

[TIGERJC]

Especially if you don't know that you have two streams of piss coming out in two seperate directions. :cry:


You think you're peeing in the toilet just by the sound, and you are, but you're also pissing on the magazines next to the seat on the floor. Or the wall! Or the extra rolls of toilet paper in the basket! :crazy:

That really sucks!
So is the old prostate making u have to wake up at 5 am to take a piss

[TIGERJC]

So is the old prostate making u have to wake up at 5 am to take a piss
:lmfao:
zing

[qwick]

I like to pee in my front yard and wave as people drive by.

[toxxxic]

i never did understand why you boys would rather piss outside than in the toilet...

i guess its because its hard to aim that thing =(

[2.3 Evo 8]

So is the old prostate making u have to wake up at 5 am to take a piss


Yeah, I woke up to piss and i jumped on IA to tell everyone. :rolleyes:

You about to go into work? McDonalds opens at 6a.m. right?

[datboy]

it does take practice to get the aim down right

[WhitEvoMr]

I like to pee in my front yard and wave as people drive by.

yea thats always fun!

[TIGERJC]

i never did understand why you boys would rather piss outside than in the toilet...

i guess its because its hard to aim that thing =(
try it and tape it, I think the asian ppl on this forum would love to see it

[redrumracer]

done that before..

quite a few times i just go outside to piss anyway, it is actually 4 more steps to go to the bathroom.
lol so once when i was at a party i got pretty fucking wasted so my friend put me up in the spare bedroom to sleep a bit. well i woke up and didnt think i could make it to the bathroom(couldnt walk) but somehow i fig i could open the window that was next to the bed and hang halfway out the window and piss in the front yard. i was successful and even said hello to some people as i was pissing.

[qwick]

i never did understand why you boys would rather piss outside than in the toilet...

i guess its because its hard to aim that thing =(

it has more to do with the feeling of freedom you get when your junk is just out there flapping in the wind.

[2.3 Evo 8]

i never did understand why you boys would rather piss outside than in the toilet...

i guess its because its hard to aim that thing =(

It's not hard to aim when it's between.... :idb:

[redrumracer]

i never did understand why you boys would rather piss outside than in the toilet...

i guess its because its hard to aim that thing =(
nope not at all, its more relaxing, like walking outside with a nice spring breeze while naked, just feels damn good.

[TIGERJC]

Yeah, I woke up to piss and i jumped on IA to tell everyone. :rolleyes:

You about to go into work? McDonalds opens at 6a.m. right?
O so it opens up at 6, I am going to run by there and get me some breakfast before going back to sleep. Thanks old fart

[WhitEvoMr]

try it and tape it, I think the asian ppl on this forum would love to see it

LOL...this guy!

[datboy]

might get shot in my neighborhood standing outside pissin!

[datboy]

2.3 I love that vid in your sig!

[2.3 Evo 8]

O so it opens up at 6, I am going to run by there and get me some breakfast before going back to sleep. Thanks old fart

Don't clock in late again or you'll never make management position.

Make me some food slut.

[2.3 Evo 8]

2.3 I love that vid in your sig!

:goodjob: :cheers:

[datboy]

If everything works out, I will be seeing you at the track!:cheers:

[GTScoob]

Y'all be careful peeing in public. 3 public urination tickets makes you a registered sex offender. It happened to my old boss, who just had a habit of getting drunk and pissing on cop cars.

I'm a fan of peeing off parking decks or 2nd story porches, much more free feeling.

[TIGERJC]

Y'all be careful peeing in public. 3 public urination tickets makes you a registered sex offender. It happened to my old boss, who just had a habit of getting drunk and pissing on cop cars.

I'm a fan of peeing off parking decks or 2nd story porches, much more free feeling.
this man speaks the truth

[toxxxic]

it has more to do with the feeling of freedom you get when your junk is just out there flapping in the wind.

i wish i could flap some junk in the wind :ninja:

[redrumracer]

i wish i could flap some junk in the wind :ninja:
:boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies:

and well im sure you could get a breeze around the other part. but that ummm yea hopefully isnt flapping.

[toxxxic]

FLAPPITY FLAP FLAP FLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[redrumracer]

FLAPPITY FLAP FLAP FLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
for some reason that made me think of this

http://www.billnighy.info/img/2006/davyjones2.jpg

[qwick]

and well im sure you could get a breeze around the other part. but that ummm yea hopefully isnt flapping.

LOL you know the noise a bottle makes when you blow over its rim.


i imagine that happening.

[browningboy7]

Gotta try and hit the toilet and the bathtub at the same time. :ninja:

[redrumracer]

LOL you know the noise a bottle makes when you blow over its rim.


i imagine that happening.
damn tryin to say she is like a hallway?

[qwick]

damn tryin to say she is like a hallway?

lol :lmfao: damn I didnt even think of it that way.

[ALVIN]

I couldnt get in the bathroom this morning so I went out on the back porch and pissed off of the porch.

[trista]

lol so once when i was at a party i got pretty fucking wasted so my friend put me up in the spare bedroom to sleep a bit. well i woke up and didnt think i could make it to the bathroom(couldnt walk) but somehow i fig i could open the window that was next to the bed and hang halfway out the window and piss in the front yard. i was successful and even said hello to some people as i was pissing.


:lmfao: .... niceeee..

[ALVIN]

Its been the bathtub a few times as well. Right before you shower....turn on the water and just piss into it.

[JDMiller]

you gotta hate the piss that splits and goes completely vertical

[Kasper]

pissin outside is just the greatest!! Toxic try holdin one once and hittin the bowl!! its not always easy when your pissin in so many directions!!