Brett
09-13-2005, 11:43 AM
> I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
> allow me to take a leave.
> I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take
> a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny
> noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
>
> I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
> would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
> A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
> you doing ?"
>
> I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out.
> Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
> I jumped down and walked out of the office.
>
> When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "
> ...And where do you think you're going?"
>
>
> ( You're gonna love this..... )
>
>
> She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
> allow me to take a leave.
> I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take
> a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny
> noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
>
> I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
> would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
> A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
> you doing ?"
>
> I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out.
> Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
> I jumped down and walked out of the office.
>
> When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "
> ...And where do you think you're going?"
>
>
> ( You're gonna love this..... )
>
>
> She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"