Most Awkward Questions for a Female/Male

[On_Her_Face]

F = Male Asking a Female

M = Female asking a male

What are the most sexual thoughts you have had about me? M/F

Is it in yet? F

Have your eyes always been this color? F

Does your sister have a boyfriend? F

Is your mother happy in her marriage? F

Edit: forgot to say, add your own.

[K20Z1]

are you a virgin

[browningboy7]

Is this the first time you've had this problem? M

[qwick]

Does It always smell like this? M/F

[LizBiz]

Do you like me? (female asking a male)

[Elbow]

Does It always smell like this? M/F

LMFAO

[browningboy7]

Did you just shit on my...? OMG! F

[On_Her_Face]

Does It always smell like this? M/F

LOL +1, you got to have balls to pull that one.

[Oz10]

Does It always smell like this? M/F

lol ask that shit and its game over reeeal quick. haha

[scooby_snack]

Is this the first time you've had this problem?


Does It always smell like this? M/F

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[redrumracer]

lol ask that shit and its game over reeeal quick. haha
but if it smells bad enough to ask that, would you really want it? :no:

[Oz10]

but if it smells bad enough to ask that, would you really want it? :no:

lol if I were ever to ask that it would be as a joke.

[redrumracer]

lol if I were ever to ask that it would be as a joke.
are you white?

[Dracc]

Bitch did you just use your teeth? ( male to female)

[Oz10]

are you white?

yeah.

[redrumracer]

yeah.
yep seems like a joke a white person would make.

[Oz10]

yep seems like a joke a white person would make.

uh ooook. :thinking:

[redrumracer]

uh ooook. :thinking:
idk just a snap judgement that was right. not racist or anything.

[browningboy7]

but if it smells bad enough to ask that, would you really want it? :no:
http://www.aeroconsystems.com/electronics/electric%20match%20making/clothespin.jpg

[Oz10]

idk just a snap judgement that was right. not racist or anything.

aight.

[qwick]

Ok so no one has posted this one even though it is the most obvious.

Is it in yet? (M)

[STRteg]

Man either I've smoked too much or these threads late night are just getting more and more intense

[Killer]

"so what do we do now?"/"what are we now?"


typically a girl asking a guy... but it could be the other way around i guess....

[trista]

lol hmmmm
" wait... you already came?..."

[Killer]

"can i put it in your pooper??"

[LizBiz]

"can you hurry up?"

[Evolunchbox]

Does the carpet match the drapes?

[xlivingfor1x]

where is it? M
will you tell me you love me? M

[Killer]

"can you hurry up?"

LOL!!!! good one...

[On_Her_Face]

Does it get bigger? M

[Elbow]

Is that pee or cum?

[tron]

^ oh shit!! damn

[xlivingfor1x]

Is that pee or cum?

LMFAO

[Oz10]

Sooo how much do I owe you??

[Elbow]

Sorry go to the bathroom and push it out....

Do you always bleed?

[browningboy7]

Um, where did the condom go?! *grabs salad tongs* F

[00CelicaGT]

*Male asking female*

i have a question for you, so on a scale of 1-10 and 10 being the best.

how good are u at giving head?

[Apollo]

are you queer?

[Friggintitsman]

What are your feelings about transexuals?

[browningboy7]

What are your feelings about transexuals?

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ZEqZCOOi8b_uXM:http://www.rsvppost.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/duct-tape-3m.jpg

[sakasaku]

Walk up to some random guy and ask this
(So.... Which pant leg do you keep it in?)Male asking Male

[sakasaku]

...er

[T.S.]

Walk up to some random guy and ask this
(So.... Which pant leg do you keep it in?)Male asking Male


:gay: :gay: :gay: :gay:

[Killer]

:gay: :gay: :gay: :gay:


troof

[T.S.]

woman asking man

Is that it?

Can you turn the lights back on, i cant seem to find it.

Can you please help me get this out of my hair, i have to go home tonight and i dont want my parents asking questions. (for you ran)

[T.S.]

and my all time favorite...

Excuse me miss, can i pee in your butt?