The official IA Confession(s) thread..

[§treet_§peed]

Thats right bitches, a thread for you to confess to anything no matter what the fuck it is. SO START CONFESSING BITCHES....On a side note if this was a Soap Opera we could call it IA Stories...

[tdurr]

i see fail in your future...

[§treet_§peed]

^ as do I......

[nreggie454]

I confess.... I helped contribute to a pointless, terrible thread.

Here is the link:
http://importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=209644

[J13eck]

^^lol

[Jimmy B]

/thread/

[Sport1.3]

I once put my neighbors Pug in the microwave for one full revolution

[Ran]

I used to feed alka seltzer to birds when I lived in Florida to make them pop.

[EM1toEVO]

^Does that really work?

[C-loS109]

lol at the alka seltzer.

4-5 years ago i used to have a hot ass teen ass a neighbor. im talking about some beutiful girl man, i wish i could see her again, anyways i use to spy on her. saw couple of boobies and whatnot. i was i think 14 lol and her maybe 16 17

[Ran]

^Does that really work?Yes. The same supposedly works with rice but I haven't tried that one yet. Birds can't regurgitate or expel the gas that the alka seltzer builds up inside them. So they swell and swell until they burst internally. It's a criminal offense in Florida. :goodjob:

[xlivingfor1x]

I confess.... I helped contribute to a pointless, terrible thread.

Here is the link:
http://importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=209644

i lol

[tron]

lol at post #4

I am a habitual flirter

[MWhite88]

Yes. The same supposedly works with rice but I haven't tried that one yet. Birds can't regurgitate or expel the gas that the alka seltzer builds up inside them. So they swell and swell until they burst internally. It's a criminal offense in Florida. :goodjob:



thats so messed up!!!! how would u feel if someone did that to you?

[Ran]

thats so messed up!!!! how would u feel if someone did that to you?I'd apparently be dead so...yeah. lol

[MWhite88]

I'd apparently be dead so...yeah. lol

wellll you wouldnt want them to do that if they could... thats terrible

[Ran]

wellll you wouldnt want them to do that if they could... thats terribleWe all do a lot of terrible things. Feel free to chalk one up.

[MWhite88]

We all do a lot of terrible things. Feel free to chalk one up.

....i just can't think of anything ive done.

[xlivingfor1x]

used to throw rocks at cars

[MWhite88]

used to throw rocks at cars

...ive thrown things at cars before.... but thats not THAT bad... not like killing little birdies... and putting pugs in microwaves

[Ran]

....i just can't think of anything ive done.Then it's either one of three things:

A) You've lived your life extremely sheltered.
B) You're lying.
C) You're not thinking hard enough.

Not trying to be mean, but we've all done horrible things in our lives. Admitting them is nothing hard to do if it's in the past.

I've done my fair share. Used friends to get my own way with things, made my parents cry, hurt girls emotionally and physically, hurt or killed animals for entertainment, resisted arrest and assaulted police officers, and a lot of other things. Big deal, it's in the past.

[MWhite88]

Then it's either one of three things:

A) You've lived your life extremely sheltered.
B) You're lying.
C) You're not thinking hard enough.

Not trying to be mean, but we've all done horrible things in our lives. Admitting them is nothing hard to do if it's in the past.

I've done my fair share. Used friends to get my own way with things, made my parents cry, hurt girls emotionally and physically, hurt or killed animals for entertainment, resisted arrest and assaulted police officers, and a lot of other things. Big deal, it's in the past.


....the second one... im lying.

[Ran]

....the second one... im lying.Throw it out there. It can't be so bad that you'll get in trouble for reflecting on it.

What'd you do? Bang some jailbait? Move some illegal substances? Sell a sibling into slave labor for booze money because my father was strict with money?

[Elbow]

...ive thrown things at cars before.... but thats not THAT bad... not like killing little birdies... and putting pugs in microwaves

Yes that's bad, it's illegal, I know someone who went to jail for it.

[MWhite88]

Yes that's bad, it's illegal, I know someone who went to jail for it.

well still.............. it could be worse.

[MWhite88]

Throw it out there. It can't be so bad that you'll get in trouble for reflecting on it.

What'd you do? Bang some jailbait? Move some illegal substances? Sell a sibling into slave labor for booze money because my father was strict with money?

ive never done any of those things... ha...

but ive cheated on my boyfriend before :(
ive made pretty much every one of my immediate family members cry..
sometimes when i tell my brother i wil bring him food, i dont.
sometimes i get other people to write my papers for me.

[Ran]

Hmm...well look at it this way. I've never cheated on a girlfriend before so you've one-up'd me there. Congrats. :goodjob:

[MWhite88]

Hmm...well look at it this way. I've never cheated on a girlfriend before so you've one-up'd me there. Congrats. :goodjob:

yeah thanks! i feel so great about myself! ha

[BKgen®]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[§treet_§peed]

throwed rocks at cars
throwed a smoke bomb out a few times a different intersections and about 10 off spaghetti junction during rush hour when i was 15 and a pot head
helped sell almost every type of drug
stole an exhaust of a dudes crx when i was 14 and sold it cause he shot my friends cat for coming on his yard
theres a list of others but i can't think of them right now

[xlivingfor1x]

this thread is silly

[Elbow]

I fucked a girl in my grandmas pool, in daylight, with her home.

[Ran]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.Is this a live post from Folsom Prison?

[xlivingfor1x]

skinny dipped in a neighborhood pool i did not live in
fingered a girl in the girls bathroom at church
set my sisters hamster on fire when i was supposed to be burrying it
fingered a girl under the covers on the couch while my grandma and mother were watching tv

[Ran]

set my sisters hamster on fire when i was supposed to be burrying it :lmfao: :bowdown:

[§treet_§peed]

lol i thought of a few more

got head and fucked at band camp a few times when i was in high school
fucked and got head behind the green house at my old high school
got a bj in the bath room at night school
got drunk and high at school more times than i can count
drove drunk from my friends house to my house a few time, he only lives 5 houses down from me tho
got head from a 15 when i was 19, said she was 18 and she looked it
fingered a girl twice on a church bus
jacked off in the hospital bath room when i worked there

[Elbow]

I knocked a dude on the ground and pissed on him.

[xlivingfor1x]

:lmfao: :bowdown:

im terrible

[§treet_§peed]

I knocked a dude on the ground and pissed on him. were you trying to be R.Kelly?

[Elbow]

were you trying to be R.Kelly?

No I will tell my closet story later

[LizBiz]

In high school my friend and I rolled this girls house....put tuna on the mat at the front door, threw bologna on her car and driveway, stuck forks in her front lawn and of course toliet paper all over her front yard. Till this day she still doesn't know it was me. Gotta watch out for the quiet ones, I'm a good girl.

[xlivingfor1x]

Gotta watch out for the quiet ones, I'm a good girl.

come into my bedroom and i can change this

[Ran]

Why did this thread die? I want to hear more dark secrets that IA members are hiding.

[§treet_§peed]

well on the same night i fucked that 15 i fucked her sister and got head from her sisters friend who both happened to be 14 but said they were legal as well.. but damn they were fucking pros man

[dabuilding]

lol i fucked my friends older sister in their living room wile he was sleeping on the other couch and his parents were awake in the next room lol

[03RCode]

Eh, went to school drunk on more than one occasion.
Me and my ex used to go down to the parking lot during school and fuck... every day.
When I was like 14 I'd shoot birds off my back porch just to watch them keep soaring until they hit the ground.

[§treet_§peed]

i miss shooting bottle rockets at birds, squirrels, cats, dogs, and any other animal thru pvc pipe

[redrumracer]

i thought about doing this, but i was going to make it anonymous via email so no one would know.

[Ran]

well on the same night i fucked that 15 i fucked her sister and got head from her sisters friend who both happened to be 14 but said they were legal as well.. but damn they were fucking pros manPics, Vid, or it didn't happen.

[ash7]

i buzzed my parents house three weeks ago just to scare my little sister... who i knew was sleeping.

they talked about it during Thanksgiving dinner swearing if they ever found out who the pilot was they'd sue him... *whoops* I guess it scared my parents so bad they called 911 to report a plane crash. Then promptly got in trouble for playing a prank call on emergency services.

-jonathan

[§treet_§peed]

Pics, Vid, or it didn't happen.lol you would hahahahahaha:boobies:

[§treet_§peed]

damn i can't believe this thread died that fucking quick. i know there is a lot more shit to be said by members. i would say what i know about a few but im not gonna let their shit out like that.

[nreggie454]

well on the same night i fucked that 15 i fucked her sister and got head from her sisters friend who both happened to be 14 but said they were legal as well.. but damn they were fucking pros man

That reminds me of the time when I fucked some 17 year old, then her 14 year old twin sisters, followed by her 16 year old friend, then the 14 year old twins again, and then I got a blowjob from her 4 year old cousin. When I woke up from the sex coma, I received a nice foot massage from her mother, and by foot massage, I mean I fisted the hell out of her.

They all claimed they were 22 and fucked like champs. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Mr. Clean]

i killed a man with a trident.

[§treet_§peed]

lol dude. u must not get out much. like i go to wally world or to the mall and see bitches that look legal all day but find out that they aren't. also, they did fuck like champs. ;)

[ranger250x]

broke a dogs face on my dirtbike with my motocross boots. it tried to bite me so i kicked that bish in da head

[§treet_§peed]

I kicked a dog in the head the other night when it tried to bite me and my puppy. fucking mutt...

[BABY J]

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=206765

[87 Turbo II]

when I was 8 this 7 year old kid pissed me off so I broke his finger by bending it all the way back, then I told everyone he tripped and landed on it weird. I also told him if he said otherwise, I'd break more fingers.

.... I have more that I've probably chosen to forget but if they come to mind I'll post them.

[Crazy Asian]

Oh god forgive me...

I used to be a pyro and I burned everything. I even burned living animals and insects.
I spied on my friend's mom like 2235902735 times. I even thought of sneaking up on her and lick her boobs.
I threw rocks at dogs and cars.
I used to shoot BB guns at deers and cars.
I went out with my friend's ex after he told me not too. I then proceeded to finger her and loved every minute of it.
Um, stole my friend's mom's thong. Shit I think I have it. I found it laying out on the laundry pile and seeing she was a milf, I jacked it.
Uh, got high at church and was sort of drunk.
Damn can't think of anything else.

[Kevykev]

LOL @ Ran being the foundation of this thread.

EDIT: HOly Shhh This thread has GREAT MATERIAL. Props to you guys!



My friends had a turtle throughout middle school; during high school I knock the tank off the counter sending the tuttle and it's habitat crashing to the floor.

The turtle died weeks later.

My dad used to give me his lighters when they ran out of fluid. I almost set the dining room table on fire by lighting the carpet first.


We had a decorative fern plant, feathers galore...everywhere, it was so tempting to light it. House almost burned down because of me. That fern ignited just as fast as a flame on an episode of the simpsons.

:cheers:

[Me86Rob]

i fucked my best friends GF on their 6 month aniversarry