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TheGodfather
12-13-2008, 10:06 AM
Large silver briefcase (metal). No locks. Odd items inside include a 14 inch length of plastic tube about one and a half inches in diameter, a solid rod of plastic about 20 inches long and a little under one and a half inches in diameter. Several tubes of KY jelly (don't ask me, I just found it). Here's the really odd thing: there were five gerbils in a plastic container with breather holes in it. I put them in a mouse cage with some shredded wood chips, water, and food. Respond to this thread so I can return your stuff. If no respone in a week, I'll give the gerbils to the animal shelter and turn the rest of the stuff over to the Sheriff Deptartment. Thanks.

Got Milk?
12-13-2008, 10:09 AM
pictures or it never happened.

FasTech
12-13-2008, 10:10 AM
^^ Agreed.

TheGodfather
12-13-2008, 10:21 AM
Lol, best of CL ftmfw.

No pics, sorry.

FasTech
12-13-2008, 10:22 AM
ok.

G.C
12-13-2008, 10:38 AM
Looks like someone was going to stick that plastic container up there ass so the gerbils can crawl up there asshole.

TheGodfather
12-13-2008, 10:39 AM
Looks like someone was going to stick that plastic container up there ass so the gerbils can crawl up there asshole.


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Exactly what I thought, but the way you put it had me cracking up. So to the point.

AnTi-PooN
12-13-2008, 11:20 AM
do you always carry a tape measure around or did you gess the size?

HondaCivic
12-13-2008, 11:27 AM
^He found it on Craigslist....

Elbow
12-13-2008, 12:09 PM
Looks like someone was going to stick that plastic container up there ass so the gerbils can crawl up there asshole.

Obviously it's yours :goodjob:

Nismo
12-13-2008, 04:22 PM
Someone found squeaks!