THE "WHY YOU ARE NOT GETTING LAID" THREAD...

[BABY J]

LOL.

I'm gonna update this as things come to me... if you got more, feel free to add. This 1st one came to mind after walking into my homeboys bedroom yesterday to look at something he pulled up on the net.

FAMILY PHOTOS ARE GREAT --- but that's what the FAMILY room is for. LOL. I know you love your nieces/nephews/dad/mom/grandmom --- but no woman wants to pop your dick outta her mouth then look up on the wall and see Grandpa Earl lookin' at her. LMAO!!! HINT: The only pics in the bedroom should be pics of people that sleep in that room. LOL.

Happy hunting - :boobies: :idb:


More to come...

[G.C]

I have few picture of my loved ones at the bedroom. I still get laid.

[On_Her_Face]

I didn't get laid last night cause I didn't have a condom. WTF.

[G.C]

To add to it-

Reason #2- You TRY too hard.

[james]

cause i get too drunk to remember how to speak english. i did dance a bit last night, im sure that was pretty entertaining.

[BABY J]

I didn't get laid last night cause I didn't have a condom. WTF.

Condom? What's that?

[On_Her_Face]

Condom? What's that?

Shit, Idk, so I just rolled over and went to sleep. Then woke up alone :)

[mocha latte cupcake]

the reason i'm not gettin some right now is cause she's not here....

[Me86Rob]

the reason i'm not gettin some right now is cause she's not here....

lol you mean she hasnt been born yet?:lmfao:

you pedo

[JDMJAYDC2]

the reason i'm not gettin some right now is cause AUTUMN's not here....


:D :D :D

[Double_0_Rusty]

I didn't get laid last night, because my buddies were being major cockblocks at the Ga Theatre. I was studying 3 different chicks, and those fuckers......ugh. Blah blah blah but I made it rain at the strip club later on

[G.C]

I didn't get laid last night, because my buddies were being major cockblocks at the Ga Theatre. I was studying 3 different chicks, and those fuckers......ugh. Blah blah blah but I made it rain at the strip club later on

Find new friends that gets pussy. jk.

[collins]

I didn't get laid last night cause I didn't have a condom. WTF. if i dont have a condom, i'll just use a walmart bag...

[Elbow]

I don't use condoms.

[BABY J]

^ brave man

[Princess12]

I'm not getting laid because I just had a baby a little less than 2 weeks ago... doctor's orders. Sorry Honey!!!

[BABY J]

^^ That's no excuse. Wuss.

[Princess12]

^^ That's no excuse. Wuss.

Lol... give me a break!

[BABY J]

Ok ---- I'll give you 3 more hours to rest. But after that I'ma need you to get back on this horse.

[IMPORTchic]

I'm not gettin laid b/c I am not in love?!?! :cry:


Sucks being single sometimes for reasons as that, but I have learned my lesson from just starting to date someone and letting them get it too soon. Uggh! I was desperate! It had been wayyy too long!! :lmfao:


As for you people that dont use condoms without being in a serious relationship with that person and KNOW they are clean and you are prepared for a child...You are not only brave, but dumb!! Keeping/taking care of up to 7 babies under the age of 1 a week gets to be uhh :eek: ....the best birth control EVER invented! Makes me not ever want to have sex again til I am married! haha:goodjob:

Plus AIDS, HIV, HPV, etc....kinda scary to think about!! :cry:

[Elbow]

I'm not gettin laid b/c I am not in love?!?! :cry:


Sucks being single sometimes for reasons as that, but I have learned my lesson from just starting to date someone and letting them get it too soon. Uggh! I was desperate! It had been wayyy too long!! :lmfao:


As for you people that dont use condoms without being in a serious relationship with that person and KNOW they are clean and you are prepared for a child...You are not only brave, but dumb!! Keeping/taking care of up to 7 babies under the age of 1 a week gets to be uhh :eek: ....the best birth control EVER invented! Makes me not ever want to have sex again til I am married! haha:goodjob:

Plus AIDS, HIV, HPV, etc....kinda scary to think about!! :cry:

I was just kidding about the no condom thing....:( lol

[Jimmy B]

because im married...

[BABY J]

^^^ LMAO!!!!

[t3ggr]

I fell asleep. I think I got laid while asleep and dont remember.

Every since i bought a tempurpedic, I fall asleep as soon as I get on it....

[ranger250x]

my friends make a girl not even want to talk to me let alone go any further than that...

Katt Wiliams is right your friends are your worst haters. At least mine are...

[rickgiblin]

im not getting laid cuse my wife wont let me cuse she just gave birth 2 weeks ago and the doc said no sex for 6 weeks... please feel sorry for me.

yea, she is princess12

[BABY J]

^^^ No no no.... I told her to suck it up and that she has 3 hours to stop being a wuss and get back on the horse. That was WELL over 3 hours ago. I hooked it up for you homey --- so go handle that.

[87 Turbo II]

im not getting laid cuse my wife wont let me cuse she just gave birth 2 weeks ago and the doc said no sex for 6 weeks... please feel sorry for me.

yea, she is princess12
piidb

[browningboy7]

Because apparently saying "I would rather beat off with sandpaper then fuck you again" is a bad thing?

[§treet_§peed]

well... i dunno... ftl....:( but i got a new siberian husky puppy lol

[ATL_EG]

well... i dunno... ftl....:( but i got a new siberian husky puppy lol

huskies are amazing dogs! i miss mine :(
BUUUUUUUUUUTTTT, im not getting any cuz i LEFT MY FVCKING PHONE ON TOP OF MY CAR!:doh:

[03RCode]

Because she got drank too much and got sick, fuck my life.

[JDMJAYDC2]

because i left my phone at my girls house one day and it rang a couple of times to say the least.....

[stephanie]

because i am a bitch..........idk
but thats why im bitchy!!!!
its a viscous circle

[scabtastic]

cause girls arent attracted to me? :dunno: Don't know the reason.

[BABY J]

^^ I call bullshit. Men as an organization are getting more women than any other organization on the planet - LOL.:D Walk through the mall, you will see the ugliest dumbest guys who find some1 equally dumb/ugly and they make it work. You need to APPLY YOURSELF SMOKEY!!! :idb: LOL

[EvasiveEF9]

Cuz I'm TRYING to be a good, faithful boyfriend (for once in my life) but MY tang is back home in Georgia. And OMG the girls out here are OH so fine!

I'm stuck getting mine about once a month until I break it off...or...hey, wait a minute. Hey, guys, I got 100$ if you can sleep with my girl and prove it. Then I can make HER look like the bad guy! Then it's up to me whenever I wanna take her back. BRILLIANT!

100$ to the next man! I'd rather pay you 100 once than 100/month for these movies! Her number is...

...naw, just playin'. But this shit SUCKS, man!

[Slowboy]

My reasons are im stucko on the other side of the globe of a shitty FOB. 40 more days left till im back in GA.

[EvasiveEF9]

FOB? I can't remember what it means...LoL

[Total_Blender]

FOB = Forward Observation Base

The reason I'm not getting laid is I just had a sandwich with onions and my breff stanks.

[VooDooXII]

I'm not getting laid because it just hasn't happened.

[BABY J]

No excuses bitches: LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhe981Okmk&feature=channel

[Thighs]

because i got caught in a bunch of lies and shit with my gf of ~3 years... and shes pissed. lol

see, i got a little too happy and decided it was a good idea to get it somewhere else if she wasnt in the mood or whatever. bad idea. lol

[EvasiveEF9]

because i got caught in a bunch of lies and shit with my gf of ~3 years... and shes pissed. lol

see, i got a little too happy and decided it was a good idea to get it somewhere else if she wasnt in the mood or whatever. bad idea. lol
Just end it by getting some from another chick tonight. Then be like "yeah, it wasn't so bad, before, was it? Where do we go from HERE, now? I guess you should have put out...twat."

[Civicn33b]

Because apparently saying "I would rather beat off with sandpaper then fuck you again" is a bad thing?

i almost fucking spit cheerio's clean across the room!!!! :lmfao: sig worthy.

[Ran]

My girlfriend is trying to push on the whole religion thing now. No sex before marriage and all of that. It's the only reason we got a two bedroom apartment instead of a single, so we sleep in different rooms. I know, it sucks but I'm trying my best to be supportive and tough it out. :(

[Elbow]

Damn :(

[EvasiveEF9]

My girlfriend is trying to push on the whole religion thing now. No sex before marriage and all of that. It's the only reason we got a two bedroom apartment instead of a single, so we sleep in different rooms. I know, it sucks but I'm trying my best to be supportive and tough it out. :(
I'll bet you bought your car before test driving it, too, didn't you?

[JDMJAYDC2]

lmao the marines have made you funny ben lol

[EvasiveEF9]

lmao the marines have made you funny ben lol
You have no idea...

You want jokes? I got jokes...

And...this next comment, some people may take as offensive, but J, I know you'll understand why this is funny.

My roommate...is from Jamaica.

Need I say more?

I'm tellin' ya, when I'm in town, we gotta meet up.

[speedminded]

I'm not gettin laid b/c I am not in love?!?! :cry:


Sucks being single sometimes for reasons as that, but I have learned my lesson from just starting to date someone and letting them get it too soon. Uggh! I was desperate! It had been wayyy too long!! :lmfao:


As for you people that dont use condoms without being in a serious relationship with that person and KNOW they are clean and you are prepared for a child...You are not only brave, but dumb!! Keeping/taking care of up to 7 babies under the age of 1 a week gets to be uhh :eek: ....the best birth control EVER invented! Makes me not ever want to have sex again til I am married! haha:goodjob:

Plus AIDS, HIV, HPV, etc....kinda scary to think about!! :cry:lolol, a waterfall with 56° water coming from a mountain fed spring is great birth control! Brrrr! :doh:

[osnap]

lol i heard that story :lmfao:

[IMPORTchic]

Fail.

[speedminded]

lol i heard that story :lmfao:So did I :lmfao:

[ALVIN]

A reason not to get laid... or lay somebody is improper landscaping down south

[DeeAOne]

just never have time.

[LizBiz]

Cuz he's bein a bia bia :ninja:

[Ran]

I'll bet you bought your car before test driving it, too, didn't you?The Mustang, yes actually. I had already driven George's a couple times before buying mine. lol