My Ex GF is a moron

[TheGodfather]

So I haven't talked to this stupid cunt in the longest time. Then I check my email and I see am email from her.

I'm like wtfmate?

So I see it's some stupid fowarded thing, and I scroll down to find...?

A naked man wrapped in Christmas lights saying, I hope you get what you wished for.

My question? What can/should I do for revenge? Can I take some sort of legal action saying how offended I was, or that my younger sister opened it?

I'd love to get this bitch in trouble for her mistake.

[PURP]

mmmm....why??? just ignore the bitch...be the bigger person

[Sammich]

SKIP ALL THAT AND SHIP HER QD OR BRETT...SHE WOULD NEVER FUCK W/ U AGAIN...

[Elbow]

Just send her a e-mail back with the CLOSEST vagina pic deep gaping pic you can find HUGE on the screen with your face in it.

[alpine_aw11]

Or put some batteries in her gas tank.

[Sammich]

OR A BANANA IN HER TAIL PIPE

[Ed]

send her goatse, meatspin, etc.

[scabtastic]

pop her a good one in the jaw?

[browningboy7]

tubgirl FTW

[Bruce Leroy]

Just post her nude pics!!

[SiRed94]

I say email her back and tell her that you still have feelings for her, and that you have been thinking alot lately and you really really wish that you guys could work things out. Then, get in it one more time, and tell her with the most serious of faces "You know I was just kidding with what I said in that email right?".

[Brut]

send her a package with a dead animal in it

[browningboy7]

Piss in her cowl vent ha

[redrumracer]

send her a package with a dead animal in it
although im pretty sure thats illegal

i 2nd that.

[TheGodfather]

Hahaha, I love these ideas.

Hit her in the face and dead animal are epic ideas.

But see I'm thinking if I send something back that is gross, she will go over the top with some type of legal action. Or is that even possible?

[alpine_aw11]

What is she really going to do if you send her a massive compilation of scat porn? She already sent you something that could be considered offensive, so game on.

[browningboy7]

"Police have arrested a 20-year-old man on suspicion of stealing dead animals from a veterinary hospital morgue and stuffing them into empty lockers at a Bay Area high school."

[redrumracer]

Hahaha, I love these ideas.

Hit her in the face and dead animal are epic ideas.

But see I'm thinking if I send something back that is gross, she will go over the top with some type of legal action. Or is that even possible?
better yet, send her an envelope with baking powder in it, but make sure you dont get ANY of your prints or fibers on ANYTHING.

[SiRed94]

Is it illegal to mail fecal matter to someone?

[redrumracer]

oh and make sure the letter says praise allah via letters cut outta magazines so they cant trace your hand writting. and yet again make sure about the prints and fibers.

[SiRed94]

Because, I think with everyone here, we could fill up probably, atleast a 24"x24" box.

[browningboy7]

According to google, Mail+Poop=Jail ha

[Ed]

GOATSE

[Brut]

We can make a IA sperm cube. Its gross though

http://www.spermcube.org/

[MR2DR]

www.shitsender.com

[nreggie454]

Meh, just sign her up for some gross porno email list.

[xlivingfor1x]

is she hawt? i will go over there and fawk he stupid and she will never do it again.

but i like the idea of posting her nude pics on here too

[87 Turbo II]

yeah RLD section w/ pics of her then link it here

[JITB]

godfather ole sensititve..punk ass... fuck that bitch! and keep it movin!

[90_ACCORD]

We can make a IA sperm cube. Its gross though

http://www.spermcube.org/

haha i dont even want to know how you know about that

[Julio]

Why are you even wasting your time...

[FasTech]

This is what you do: Set up a date with her mom. Bring a camera with you. Later that night while taking her mom back to your place, Put the Godfather moves on her and fuck her. While fucking her, take a few shots. Then send them to her.


Note: This will work with a sister or sister and mom. Depends on how good you are.

[BAD SS]

I'm literally laughing my ass off!

[xlivingfor1x]

or we can just get everyone from IA to show up at her place and when she answers the door say "im here for the gangbang."

[Apollo]

That would be the most demeaning thing i would do LOL

[G.C]

Just go rape her dog and take a picture of it and email it to her. Guarantee win.

[xlivingfor1x]

Just go rape her dog and take a picture of it and email it to her. Guarantee win.

rape her dog???

WTF is wrong with you?:thinking:

[00CelicaGT]

Is it illegal to mail fecal matter to someone?

:lmfao:

[TheGodfather]

Hahahaha, this thread is so full of win ideas I can't quote them all.

And for the ones wanting to know why I'm wasting my time/care. I don't really, but it seems funny that I would get her back because she's a worthless bitch.

It wouldn't take too long to do something epic.

Shit in a box is just so funny, too bad I'd go to jail

[xlivingfor1x]

so....how about those nudes?

[thecrazyone]

so....how about those nudes?
:stupid:

[xlivingfor1x]

:stupid:

:2up:

[SiRed94]

Hahahaha, this thread is so full of win ideas I can't quote them all.

And for the ones wanting to know why I'm wasting my time/care. I don't really, but it seems funny that I would get her back because she's a worthless bitch.

It wouldn't take too long to do something epic.

Shit in a box is just so funny, too bad I'd go to jail

Ok ok ok... so, use a third party shit without a return address....

[EJ25RUN]

mmmm....why??? just ignore the bitch...be the bigger person

:goodjob:

[DunDunSkeert]

Is it illegal to mail fecal matter to someone?


Everyone enjoy this website.

http://www.poopsenders.com/


Edit: someone beat me to it.

[SoCoWhiteWS6]

this thread is so useful. gives me ideas for the next time i get pissed or just wanna have fun. my style is the say you wanna get back with her and miss her, get it, then leave and tell her you were joking. but while your getting it again, snap a few pictures, that never hurt anything. then you could either really post them up on here or just photoshop it to make it look like you posted them up and send it to her. on the same day you send third party shit to her that is....

[allmotoronly]

oh and make sure the letter says praise allah via letters cut outta magazines so they cant trace your hand writting. and yet again make sure about the prints and fibers.


lol it sounds like you have experience in this area :ninja:

[apex]

for someone who calls himself the godfather your acting like a little biatch, lol...
let it go man, be the bigger person.

[imbatman]

just move on...if u show her ur pissed, u lose

[04sleepa]

lmfao at this thread!!! any of these ideas minus the dog banging would work jussst fine.

[slostang]

send her a dildo with a letter that says "go fuck yourself"

[trista]

send her a dildo with a letter that says "go fuck yourself"

hahahaa :goodjob:

[Elbow]

^Like omg look who it is

[GSRteg®]

mmmm....why??? just ignore the bitch...be the bigger person

That will work nicely

[slostang]

send her a dildo with a letter that says "go fuck yourself"

:cheers:

[TheGodfather]

:cheers:

I did it.

To her work address too.

[GodSon]

rape her dog???

WTF is wrong with you?:thinking:

:lmfao: I cant fucking breathe......HAHAHAHA