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DirtyMechanic
12-07-2008, 12:39 PM
Sorry but i found these and many more of Simon on someone computer and it was just to good not to do something with them... Im thinking he was trying to get in touch with his girly gay Maita side.... im sorry cover your eyes not for the meek....














































http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0134.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0135.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0137.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0138.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0139.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0140.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0147.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0148.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0151.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0152.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0153.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0155.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0157.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0159.jpg


There are more of a certain person that will remain nameless for the time being.

DirtyMechanic
12-07-2008, 12:41 PM
Let the hilarity ensue!

ironchef
12-07-2008, 12:42 PM
Oh my ghey....

scabtastic
12-07-2008, 12:45 PM
....again...oh my ghey

green91
12-07-2008, 12:47 PM
omgay

x Resilience
12-07-2008, 12:47 PM
Ghey as fuck.

Elbow
12-07-2008, 12:48 PM
LOLMFAODJWKANAA HAAHAHAAHAHAHAA

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

WHAT A FAG

SleepingTalon
12-07-2008, 12:49 PM
LOL, wtf? This explanation should be pure gold!

Oz10
12-07-2008, 12:49 PM
hahahaha

Echonova
12-07-2008, 12:49 PM
I think this is when he dressed up like Lexi for Halloween

osnap
12-07-2008, 12:50 PM
uhhhhh wtf? simon and lexi should date.

Elbow
12-07-2008, 12:50 PM
Honestly...the explanation is....not sure. We were at a small get together, went back to "her" apartment, and somehow agreed to this. LOL nothing else to say. Can't deny the gayness. But if I have this much confidence it can only mean i'm 100% straight LOL.

DirtyMechanic
12-07-2008, 12:50 PM
this was not halloween...

DirtyMechanic
12-07-2008, 12:51 PM
uhhhhh wtf? simon and lexi should date. they would make a nice couple...

Elbow
12-07-2008, 12:51 PM
uhhhhh wtf? simon and lexi should date.

The difference is i'm not actually gay lol

DirtyMechanic
12-07-2008, 12:52 PM
Honestly...the explanation is....not sure. We were at a small get together, went back to "her" apartment, and somehow agreed to this. LOL nothing else to say. Can't deny the gayness. But if I have this much confidence it can only mean i'm 100% straight LOL. or your finally coming out... no better place than IA...:gay:

Echonova
12-07-2008, 12:52 PM
this was not halloween...:(
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/tyui.jpg

Elbow
12-07-2008, 12:53 PM
or your finally coming out... no better place than IA...:gay:

LOL I assure you i'm not gay. You are just jealous of my thuper Miata

DirtyMechanic
12-07-2008, 12:54 PM
LOL I assure you i'm not gay. You are just jealous of my thuper Miatayeah thats it.....:no:

osnap
12-07-2008, 12:55 PM
...its rare that im rendered speechless. this is one of those moments.

Elbow
12-07-2008, 12:55 PM
yeah thats it.....:no:

You wanna run it nucka? :???:

Echonova
12-07-2008, 12:56 PM
If you are not gay...

Does this mean our date is off???

Elbow
12-07-2008, 12:57 PM
No. Still on. Still want to ride in the Miata with It's Raining Men right?

DirtyMechanic
12-07-2008, 12:58 PM
You wanna run it nucka? :???:sure....:taun:

Elbow
12-07-2008, 12:58 PM
Sweet.

But no straight line lolol.

DirtyMechanic
12-07-2008, 12:59 PM
...its rare that im rendered speechless. this is one of those moments.i think your sig explains it pretty well:eek::eek:

Echonova
12-07-2008, 01:03 PM
No. Still on. Still want to ride in the Miata with It's Raining Men right?As long as I get to hear Dancing Queen by ABBA once I don't care.

Elbow
12-07-2008, 01:03 PM
That's the one I dance to a lot

green91
12-07-2008, 01:04 PM
are you wearing eyeliner in these pics?

Elbow
12-07-2008, 01:06 PM
Hell if I know, I didn't put any of this on. A female did all the work.

green91
12-07-2008, 01:07 PM
LOL ok i understand, pussy makes men do dumb shit

osnap
12-07-2008, 01:30 PM
lexitibbett much?

Elbow
12-07-2008, 01:35 PM
HAIL naw

KREEP
12-07-2008, 01:36 PM
omg that is hilarious!

OP is really gay IRL.

Elbow
12-07-2008, 01:38 PM
omg that is hilarious!

OP is really gay IRL.

These would be the pics I told you about last night.... :lmfao:

KREEP
12-07-2008, 01:39 PM
These would be the pics I told you about last night.... :lmfao:
I figured they were but not as bad as you said they were.

The OP is still gay!

///Mary
12-07-2008, 01:43 PM
are you wearing eyeliner in these pics?

eyeliner, eyeshadow, a little mascara, foundation, powder, blush, and lipstick :)

Elbow
12-07-2008, 01:45 PM
eyeliner, eyeshadow, a little mascara, foundation, powder, blush, and lipstick :)

See, told you all I didn't do it. :(

BTW getting it off was no fun :lmfao: I looked like a emo faggot

Double_0_Rusty
12-07-2008, 02:09 PM
Oh wow, OP....you delete a thread I made on "her" name, but you make this thread about Simon? Very cool, dude. Hope you had a good night of sleep with drunk "her" in the same bed. Not cool.

BTLFED
12-07-2008, 02:16 PM
So what I'm getting out of this thread is that Simon is a cross dressing meth addict.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2258/2473606908_0576c35a7f_o.jpg

VooDooXII
12-07-2008, 02:17 PM
So...Simon. Lose a bet?

Double_0_Rusty
12-07-2008, 02:18 PM
So what I'm getting out of this thread is that Simon is a cross dressing meth addict.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2258/2473606908_0576c35a7f_o.jpg


Basically.:idb:

Elbow
12-07-2008, 02:23 PM
So...Simon. Lose a bet?

I lost a lot that night my friend....jk :lmfao:

I really have no explanation, other then it sounded funny to do and take pics. So on went the beauty stuff.

VooDooXII
12-07-2008, 03:07 PM
eyeliner, eyeshadow, a little mascara, foundation, powder, blush, and lipstick :)

Wow...now I'm glad I didn't come to your little party. :crazy:

Buttons
12-07-2008, 03:20 PM
eyeliner, eyeshadow, a little mascara, foundation, powder, blush, and lipstick :)

when i looked all i noticed was the lipstick... i'm gonna go check again now.

Double_0_Rusty
12-07-2008, 03:20 PM
you should have, Voodoo. Got drunk, and had a good time and Mary and I got our butts kicked at beer pong...ugh never play pong with her, FYI.

Buttons
12-07-2008, 03:22 PM
okay now i notice the eyeshadow and eyeliner on the top only.

VooDooXII
12-07-2008, 03:22 PM
you should have, Voodoo. Got drunk, and had a good time and Mary and I got our butts kicked at beer pong...ugh never play pong with her, FYI.

Duly noted...haha I'll make it up when I can. Tech keeps me fawkin' busy.

Elbow
12-07-2008, 03:24 PM
okay now i notice the eyeshadow and eyeliner on the top only.

Ha...just wait till you see down there ;)

BTLFED
12-07-2008, 03:25 PM
you should have, Voodoo. Got drunk, and had a good time and Mary and I got our butts kicked at beer pong...ugh never play pong with her, FYI.


Reason: Ninja'd by Autism

Bahahahaha!! Good start! :lmfao:

EDIT: Shit! Wrong thread for hilarity! :doh:

Crazy Asian
12-07-2008, 03:31 PM
damn simon didnt know you liked to cross dress. I mean I knew you were gay since you were telling us you had fantasies of IA guy's but now dressing up as a girl?....man you scare me now.

Elbow
12-07-2008, 03:32 PM
I'm jacking off to the pics as we speak

Crazy Asian
12-07-2008, 03:35 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Double_0_Rusty
12-07-2008, 03:36 PM
Bahahahaha!! Good start! :lmfao:

EDIT: Shit! Wrong thread for hilarity! :doh:

LOLOL :boobies:

///Mary
12-07-2008, 03:39 PM
okay now i notice the eyeshadow and eyeliner on the top only.

where else would it be?

///Mary
12-07-2008, 03:40 PM
you should have, Voodoo. Got drunk, and had a good time and Mary and I got our butts kicked at beer pong...ugh never play pong with her, FYI.

omg whatever! i got the first one in! loser!

Double_0_Rusty
12-07-2008, 03:41 PM
where else would it be?

On his feet?






Feeling any better?

Double_0_Rusty
12-07-2008, 03:43 PM
omg whatever! i got the first one in! loser!

HEHE, But I had to drink them all...just for you. Remember my vows to you? Well, since you called me a loser....the big Christmas present is going back to Jared's.:goodjob:

Elbow
12-07-2008, 03:44 PM
where else would it be?

On my one eyed monster

Juggernaut
12-07-2008, 03:49 PM
HEHE, But I had to drink them all...just for you. Remember my vows to you? Well, since you called me a loser....the big Christmas present is going back to Jared's.:goodjob:Do it anyway. Jared's is soooooooooooooooo ~breathe~ ooooooooooooo over-priced.

Juggernaut
12-07-2008, 03:49 PM
Ima go find me some dinner. BRB

///Mary
12-07-2008, 03:51 PM
On my one eyed monster

OOOhhhhh right! you need to whip it out more often... i guess i forgot it was there to put eyeshadow on..


HEHE, But I had to drink them all...just for you. Remember my vows to you? Well, since you called me a loser....the big Christmas present is going back to Jared's.:goodjob:

good! I'll take something from HKS then :)


and yes, i'm feeling much better! way too tired though.. must have been that running that i had no idea i did! Water shots are the best! :P

Double_0_Rusty
12-07-2008, 03:55 PM
OOOhhhhh right! you need to whip it out more often... i guess i forgot it was there to put eyeshadow on..



good! I'll take something from HKS then :)


and yes, i'm feeling much better! way too tired though.. must have been that running that i had no idea i did! Water shots are the best! :P

Hmmmmm HKS.....you got it babe.

I'm glad you are better, I had the biggest headache EVARRRRRRR! Running around the complex FTL, and you kicked my butt at water shots......oh well.:(

Elbow
12-07-2008, 03:56 PM
OOOhhhhh right! you need to whip it out more often... i guess i forgot it was there to put eyeshadow on..



good! I'll take something from HKS then :)


and yes, i'm feeling much better! way too tired though.. must have been that running that i had no idea i did! Water shots are the best! :P

LOL did you all really run? We didn't know where you all went then walked in the living room and you are silent on the couch with Rusty looking at you like you were dead :lmfao:

Double_0_Rusty
12-07-2008, 03:56 PM
Autumn is just jealous, that Mary put the make up on Simon. How lame of her, she can't even do that for her man.

SicStang03
12-07-2008, 03:57 PM
Uhm.. Why were you on my computer? Next time ask!!

Double_0_Rusty
12-07-2008, 03:58 PM
LOL did you all really run? We didn't know where you all went then walked in the living room and you are silent on the couch with Rusty looking at you like you were dead :lmfao:

LOLOL Yeah we ran, and then sat down on the stairs....she bout fell over....so we came in..Mary said "Rusty please please don't let me pass out until the room stops spinning" lulz.

Elbow
12-07-2008, 03:58 PM
LMFAO

Double_0_Rusty
12-07-2008, 03:59 PM
Uhm.. Why were you on my computer? Next time ask!!

Excuse me, I bought that damn computer. Kthnx try again next time.

VooDooXII
12-07-2008, 04:01 PM
I'm jacking off to the pics as we speak

Nothing says "confidence" like this right here.

SicStang03
12-07-2008, 04:02 PM
Excuse me, I bought that damn computer. Kthnx try again next time.

Are you and indian giver now?

///Mary
12-07-2008, 04:03 PM
LOL did you all really run? We didn't know where you all went then walked in the living room and you are silent on the couch with Rusty looking at you like you were dead :lmfao:

hahahah wait what?!?! i have no reccollection of this event! The only thing i remember is water shots then running around the beer pong table!!


Hmmmmm HKS.....you got it babe.

I'm glad you are better, I had the biggest headache EVARRRRRRR! Running around the complex FTL, and you kicked my butt at water shots......oh well.:(

dude.... i'm still feeling bad! just a lot better... had to do another prenup this morning if u know what i mean! :P




LOLOL Yeah we ran, and then sat down on the stairs....she bout fell over....so we came in..Mary said "Rusty please please don't let me pass out until the room stops spinning" lulz.

hahahhhhhahahhahah u guys need to do a recap for me!

///Mary
12-07-2008, 04:04 PM
Nothing says "confidence" like this right here.

should have come to the party for once!!!

Double_0_Rusty
12-07-2008, 04:05 PM
Are you and indian giver now?

Hells yah. Are you?

Double_0_Rusty
12-07-2008, 04:07 PM
hahahah wait what?!?! i have no reccollection of this event! The only thing i remember is water shots then running around the beer pong table!!



dude.... i'm still feeling bad! just a lot better... had to do another prenup this morning if u know what i mean! :P





hahahhhhhahahhahah u guys need to do a recap for me!

It was a fun night, I can't remember everything, so I can't give a re-cap. Sorry I had to leave this morning, I was supposed to play golf today. Don't forget "Toothbrush is in the make-up bag". I'll be home soon, please have dinner ready. Kthnx

///Mary
12-07-2008, 04:10 PM
It was a fun night, I can't remember everything, so I can't give a re-cap. Sorry I had to leave this morning, I was supposed to play golf today. Don't forget "Toothbrush is in the make-up bag". I'll be home soon, please have dinner ready. Kthnx

i remember the toothbrush!! aww its ok... just stay next tiem! i'm glad it wasn't awkward btw.. u know...

but wtf?! i dont remember laying down holding a candle with my le mans hat on... jesus showed me the pics this morning

i think u left ur hat and jacket?

VooDooXII
12-07-2008, 04:12 PM
should have come to the party for once!!!

I will when I can...break's comin' up!

Double_0_Rusty
12-07-2008, 04:17 PM
i remember the toothbrush!! aww its ok... just stay next tiem! i'm glad it wasn't awkward btw.. u know...

but wtf?! i dont remember laying down holding a candle with my le mans hat on... jesus showed me the pics this morning

i think u left ur hat and jacket?

I will stay next time, and will bring Mia...Unless there's lots of people. I, too, am glad it wasn't awkward...I was worried.

I don't remember you doing all that...lol I must see the pics.

I left with my hat, and jacket....what kind are they? Polo hat and Columbia jacket is what I brought....:idk:

Double_0_Rusty
12-07-2008, 04:18 PM
I will when I can...break's comin' up!
We've heard this excuse before:boobies:

///Mary
12-07-2008, 04:21 PM
I will stay next time, and will bring Mia...Unless there's lots of people. I, too, am glad it wasn't awkward...I was worried.

I don't remember you doing all that...lol I must see the pics.

I left with my hat, and jacket....what kind are they? Polo hat and Columbia jacket is what I brought....:idk:

ok so the question is..
WHO LEFT THEIR JACKET AND HAT HERE?!

it was a bass pro shop tan hat and a tan jacket

SicStang03
12-07-2008, 04:22 PM
Hells yah. Are you?


I like to give, not take :doh:

redrumracer
12-07-2008, 04:36 PM
ok so what are water shots?

///Mary
12-07-2008, 04:37 PM
shots of water :) ahha not a good idea though....
mine was in a peppermint shot glass

Double_0_Rusty
12-07-2008, 06:04 PM
ok so the question is..
WHO LEFT THEIR JACKET AND HAT HERE?!

it was a bass pro shop tan hat and a tan jacket


Ummmm....who was that kid that came with Ben? May be his?

Frög
12-07-2008, 06:22 PM
So amazingly gorgeous!!!!

Double_0_Rusty
12-07-2008, 06:28 PM
FROG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?

KREEP
12-07-2008, 06:28 PM
Rusty rusty rusty......tisk tisk

Frög
12-07-2008, 06:30 PM
FROG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?

Last night? What was last night?

I was in ATL, working.

Scotsman
12-07-2008, 06:36 PM
thanx for teh invite fockers

Double_0_Rusty
12-07-2008, 06:36 PM
Last night? What was last night?

I was in ATL, working.

Ah, we had a party at Mary's. Damn work!

Double_0_Rusty
12-07-2008, 06:37 PM
What did I do wrong, Miles? No tisk tisk...I was a good boy

redrumracer
12-07-2008, 06:39 PM
who all was at the party?

Elbow
12-07-2008, 07:07 PM
Like 6 people lol

blaknoize
12-07-2008, 07:20 PM
Lookin like a white version of Jim Jones

KREEP
12-07-2008, 07:40 PM
I had one and a half beers and took off.

Elbow
12-07-2008, 07:52 PM
He couldn't handle the action.

redrumracer
12-07-2008, 07:59 PM
Like 6 people lol
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: made it seem like a lot of people.

redrumracer
12-07-2008, 08:00 PM
He couldn't handle the action.
and he is gettin old so ya know how that works.

Double_0_Rusty
12-07-2008, 08:08 PM
I had one and a half beers and took off.

I wanted too at first, but then I started having fun. OLD MAN

Elbow
12-07-2008, 08:10 PM
HOUSE

Thighs
12-07-2008, 08:21 PM
they would make a nice couple...

except im dating simon... asshole.

KREEP
12-07-2008, 08:22 PM
I am house!!!!!!! I am getting cane

Elbow
12-07-2008, 08:22 PM
<3

Thighs
12-07-2008, 08:25 PM
<3 you too boo.

BUY MY MOTHERFAWKIN MIATA PARTS! im dyin *****.

Elbow
12-07-2008, 08:28 PM
I pm'ed you babe

///Mary
12-07-2008, 09:29 PM
FROG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?

I ran into him at Kroger and invited him but APPARENTLY he didn't wanna come see us :(


So amazingly gorgeous!!!!
haha wtf are u talking about christophe!?!


Ummmm....who was that kid that came with Ben? May be his?

hahah OK so... it ended up being Karlee's!! ahahah

Buttons
12-07-2008, 11:03 PM
where else would it be?


i do it on the actually rims of my eyes.... not the lid.

Buttons
12-07-2008, 11:05 PM
Autumn is just jealous, that Mary put the make up on Simon. How lame of her, she can't even do that for her man.

i'm not jealous. i'm the one having his babies :)

Buttons
12-07-2008, 11:08 PM
except im dating simon... asshole.


um excuse me?

DirtyMechanic
12-07-2008, 11:37 PM
Oh wow, OP....you delete a thread I made on "her" name, but you make this thread about Simon? Very cool, dude. Hope you had a good night of sleep with drunk "her" in the same bed. Not cool.no i posted under my name you posted undre her name... thats not cool...

RL...
12-07-2008, 11:56 PM
I would normally say certain things after seeing these images, but I won't.

Instead I'll just say this, simon, do not ever try to call me a fag again, and don't talk trash about me, or my car. As you have no room to talk trash to anyone. That is all. I'm now going to hit up mary and discuss this with her...

Init2winit
12-07-2008, 11:58 PM
Looks natural

///Mary
12-08-2008, 06:18 AM
i do it on the actually rims of my eyes.... not the lid.

oh... so u cake it on

VooDooXII
12-08-2008, 06:32 AM
I would normally say certain things after seeing these images, but I won't.

Instead I'll just say this, simon, do not ever try to call me a fag again, and don't talk trash about me, or my car. As you have no room to talk trash to anyone. That is all. I'm now going to hit up mary and discuss this with her...

I'd go this length if I saw him in this garb prancing (yes, prancing) up and down Peachtree Street asking people who have left Bulldogs if they're "still looking for a good time."

This, however, seems like a big joke.

http://telepromptedanthems.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/u-mad1.jpg

Double_0_Rusty
12-08-2008, 06:49 AM
no i posted under my name you posted undre her name... thats not cool...


Don't matter. It was all in fun, but you had to be a mean ass.:taun:

Elbow
12-08-2008, 08:06 AM
I would normally say certain things after seeing these images, but I won't.

Instead I'll just say this, simon, do not ever try to call me a fag again, and don't talk trash about me, or my car. As you have no room to talk trash to anyone. That is all. I'm now going to hit up mary and discuss this with her...

Yeah because these are real pics in a serious situation :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

I'm not the one with gay guys wanting me.

AlliRae
12-08-2008, 08:24 AM
hahaha i saw these long time ago lol

Buttons
12-08-2008, 10:27 AM
oh... so u cake it on


you put more make up then me on. i'm just saying i put the eyeliner on the actually rim of my eye lids, not the upper lid. nothing to do with foundation/powder. girls get the phrase "cake" from foundation/powder and stuff like that.

excuse the pic, but the only one i don't have to search for...

EDIT changed the pic.

http://a907.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/74/l_36fbdbbe47f944d9b0cb57cb1f437822.jpg

Scotsman
12-08-2008, 10:33 AM
you put more make up then me on. i'm just saying i put the eyeliner on the actually rim of my eye lids, not the upper lid. nothing to do with foundation/powder. girls get the phrase "cake" from foundation/powder and stuff like that.

excuse the pic, but the only one i don't have to search for...

http://i37.tinypic.com/2dm9gzl.jpg:ninja:i haz cock

Elbow
12-08-2008, 10:40 AM
Autumn honey I can't believe you just posted THAT one to show Mary...LOL....

Buttons
12-08-2008, 11:09 AM
Autumn honey I can't believe you just posted THAT one to show Mary...LOL....

like i said it is the only one i didn't have to search for or sign onto myspace... lol.

it was already on my favorites.

redrumracer
12-08-2008, 11:11 AM
you put more make up then me on. i'm just saying i put the eyeliner on the actually rim of my eye lids, not the upper lid. nothing to do with foundation/powder. girls get the phrase "cake" from foundation/powder and stuff like that.

excuse the pic, but the only one i don't have to search for...


http://a907.ac-images.myspacecdn.co...7cb1f437822.jpgnypic.com/2dm9gzl.jpg"]http://i37.tinypic.com/2dm9gzl.jpg[/url]
:slap:

Elbow
12-08-2008, 11:11 AM
Mine too...I use it daily

redrumracer
12-08-2008, 11:11 AM
Mine too...I use it daily
target practice

:lmfao:

Elbow
12-08-2008, 11:13 AM
Exactly!

Buttons
12-08-2008, 11:17 AM
i changed the pic now... lol

Buttons
12-08-2008, 12:29 PM
alright... two different eyeliner techniques here. if you see what the girl (in beige and brown) did to her bottom lid, is what you did to his top lid. they are just different ways of putting eyeliner on. doesn't mean i cake on or not.

http://a977.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/63/l_73d9c7f10dd8d141358e8517bb0a5eb0.jpg

FORTHEWIN
12-08-2008, 03:20 PM
on a scale of 1 to GAY....

i vote richard simmons. this is awesome tho, +1 on teh find-age

Elbow
12-08-2008, 04:25 PM
Not really finding when it's on the girls computer who did it and I said I didn't care if they were posted lol.

Ran
12-08-2008, 04:57 PM
Lesson 1: Destroy the Evidence

:lmao:

DirtyMechanic
12-08-2008, 05:52 PM
Not really finding when it's on the girls computer who did it and I said I didn't care if they were posted lol.yeah tahts one reason i went and posted it. but i was goign to anyways...:goodjob:

Elbow
12-08-2008, 07:04 PM
lol

DirtyMechanic
12-09-2008, 12:29 AM
This just in...err not but MatthewAPM and Simon are butt buddies...


http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0141.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0142.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0143.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0144.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0145.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0146.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0150.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg247/DirtyMechanic_album/IMG_0154.jpg

SleepingTalon
12-09-2008, 12:36 AM
^^^Holy fuck^^^

What's next, some photos of him spreading his butt cheeks as Mike Honcho?

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e214/sleepingtalon/honcho.jpg

DirtyMechanic
12-09-2008, 01:07 AM
we will just have to wait and see

Catnip
12-09-2008, 01:15 AM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g146/84_318i/IMG_0157-1.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g146/84_318i/IMG_0157-2.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g146/84_318i/IMG_0157-3.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g146/84_318i/IMG_0157-4.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g146/84_318i/IMG_0157-5.jpg

FlipKing
12-09-2008, 01:19 AM
HEY HEY HEY, THOSE LAST ONES WERE UNCALLED FOR!!!!!!!!






YOU LEAVE MIATA'S OUTTA THIS!!!!

VooDooXII
12-09-2008, 01:32 AM
Ohhhhh man I'm dyin' here.

:lmao:

Elbow
12-09-2008, 07:27 AM
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Thighs
12-09-2008, 07:33 AM
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Elbow
12-09-2008, 07:34 AM
All I know is SOMEONE isn't gonna be too happy LOL

Sammich
12-09-2008, 07:35 AM
THAT IS JUST



























































HOT LOL

Thighs
12-09-2008, 07:47 AM
All I know is SOMEONE isn't gonna be too happy LOL

LOL i know. i cant wait to show matt all this.

Buttons
12-09-2008, 08:46 AM
SIMON! WHY YOU ALL UP ON MATT? DO I NEED TO DIVORCE YOU?

Elbow
12-09-2008, 09:08 AM
QUESTION IS WHO REALLY GOT ON WHO. I was just sitting there after she put makeup on and people came running wanting some.

VooDooXII
12-09-2008, 10:07 AM
Simon's a good sport.

KREEP
12-09-2008, 10:30 AM
You do know Matthew APM is suing IA......... lmao! This is just gonna make his case!
OMG They are raping me! They are raping me and it hurts!
Lets Find someone with aids to pee in her eyesocket so she dies all slow like!

Thighs
12-09-2008, 10:31 AM
^^ LOL WTF

matthewAPM
12-09-2008, 10:36 AM
HAHAHAHA. thats pretty damn funny. But what I think is funnier is that I got head two days in a row from the bitch (MARY WITH THE BLACK G35) that took the pictures.

Oz10
12-09-2008, 10:37 AM
lol @ thread

redrumracer
12-09-2008, 11:31 AM
Simon's a good sport.
hey is, but hey at this point what kind of defense can he do?

best thing is just to go with the flow.

wantboost
12-09-2008, 11:48 AM
and here goes round three

DirtyMechanic
12-09-2008, 12:44 PM
HAHAHAHA. thats pretty damn funny. But what I think is funnier is that I got head two days in a row from the bitch (MARY WITH THE BLACK G35) that took the pictures.really matt thats all you can come up with... lol we all know you didnt its ok...:lmfao:

DirtyMechanic
12-09-2008, 12:45 PM
and here goes round threethree?... this is two isnt it?

Elbow
12-09-2008, 12:47 PM
You do know Matthew APM is suing IA......... lmao! This is just gonna make his case!
OMG They are raping me! They are raping me and it hurts!
Lets Find someone with aids to pee in her eyesocket so she dies all slow like!

OH MAH GAWD! LETS RAPE HER!

osnap
12-09-2008, 12:50 PM
HAHAHAHA. thats pretty damn funny. But what I think is funnier is that I got head two days in a row from the bitch (MARY WITH THE BLACK G35) that took the pictures.
http://www.mindifidoaj.com/forum/imagize/smilies/smileyz/ohrly.gif

KREEP
12-09-2008, 01:17 PM
HAHAHAHA. thats pretty damn funny. But what I think is funnier is that I got head two days in a row from the bitch (MARY WITH THE BLACK G35) that took the pictures. Really? I didnt know mary was handing out free BJ's! Oh well her dog and I are dating so I guess I can't ask her for one!

Crazy Asian
12-09-2008, 01:24 PM
I sweat give or take in about 1-2 years, Ill see Simon and Matt on some Cross Dressing Magazine and how they love to wear pump and fishnet stocking. AWGAWNEGNAWEGONDASGASD yuck.

matthewAPM
12-09-2008, 02:00 PM
Really? I didnt know mary was handing out free BJ's! Oh well her dog and I are dating so I guess I can't ask her for one!

id ask. haha. i did :lmfao:

lol at Ian, "what was that sound coming from the living room last night"

"uhhh..."

wantboost
12-09-2008, 03:13 PM
three?... this is two isnt it?
i counted the two sets of photos as round one and two :D

Double_0_Rusty
12-09-2008, 04:36 PM
id ask. haha. i did :lmfao:

lol at Ian, "what was that sound coming from the living room last night"

"uhhh..."

Dude....seriously? I mean she said, she couldn't find it.

osnap
12-09-2008, 04:39 PM
lol when was this

scooby_snack
12-09-2008, 05:06 PM
Reps yo.

Elbow
12-09-2008, 05:26 PM
lol when was this

Like July or something :???:

KREEP
12-09-2008, 06:58 PM
LOL at all of the win in this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

redrumracer
12-09-2008, 07:41 PM
LOL at all of the win in this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nice sig, looks like mine
:D

KREEP
12-09-2008, 07:43 PM
Thanks man ^^^^ I love it. It is soooooo helpful. Now I don't need to find your posts to check the weather......lol. I am a weather wierdo

Double_0_Rusty
12-09-2008, 07:46 PM
Thanks man ^^^^ I love it. It is soooooo helpful. Now I don't need to find your posts to check the weather......lol. I am a weather wierdo

It's a Jeeper's thang. I was like that when I had teh Jeep.

redrumracer
12-09-2008, 07:53 PM
Thanks man ^^^^ I love it. It is soooooo helpful. Now I don't need to find your posts to check the weather......lol. I am a weather wierdo
as if i dont post enough to find one easily
:taun:

osnap
12-09-2008, 11:17 PM
Like July or something :???:
ah ok, fair enough.

TheGodfather
12-09-2008, 11:44 PM
God....

I mean everyone knew about Matthewimgonnagetmylawyeronyou faggot ass liking the cock.

I did not know this about Simon.

///Mary
12-10-2008, 12:46 AM
You guys actually still listen to MatthewAPM? Honestly? I have PhantomSilvia.. who could ever need cock?

And autumn, darling... when it comes to makeup (as with most things in life), it's a matter of quality, not quantity

///Mary
12-10-2008, 12:49 AM
Like July or something :???:


Oh?

Oz10
12-10-2008, 12:53 AM
chyea...

Buttons
12-10-2008, 01:00 AM
You guys actually still listen to MatthewAPM? Honestly? I have PhantomSilvia.. who could ever need cock?

And autumn, darling... when it comes to makeup (as with most things in life), it's a matter of quality, not quantity

i use clinique, mac, nars... etc? that is some top quality there.


i don't use much either.

SicStang03
12-10-2008, 01:08 AM
i use clinique, mac, nars... etc? that is some top quality there.


i don't use much either.

you forgot jizz'm :boobies:

redrumracer
12-10-2008, 01:10 AM
you forgot jizz'm :boobies:
thats the natural shine and glow

Buttons
12-10-2008, 01:10 AM
you forgot jizz'm :boobies:


since she said quality is better than quantity... i can not has sex with you justin!


evidently 2" > 9"

i'm sorry :no:

SicStang03
12-10-2008, 01:11 AM
since she said quality is better than quantity... i can not has sex with you justin!


evidently 2" > 9"

i'm sorry :no:

Tis ok cookie crumb... one day you can has

Crazy Asian
12-10-2008, 01:12 AM
and you can has AIDS STD and all the fun diseases she has.

Buttons
12-10-2008, 01:12 AM
Tis ok cookie crumb... one day you can has



i can has gf in time being. .. :boobies:

SicStang03
12-10-2008, 02:13 AM
i can has gf in time being. .. :boobies:

yes, you can has :idb:

Nitro
12-10-2008, 11:17 AM
HAHAHAHA. thats pretty damn funny. But what I think is funnier is that I got head two days in a row from the bitch (MARY WITH THE BLACK G35) that took the pictures.

:wtf:

coolcat
12-10-2008, 01:30 PM
HOLY GODDAMN FUCK, THIS SHIT IS GAYER THAN TWO GUYS MAKING OUT. ONLY THEY ARE MAKING OUT IN A REALLY PASSIONATE AND SLOW WAY, LIKE THE KIND OF KISS WHERE YOU START OFF GENTLE AND INCREASINGLY GET MORE PASSIONATE, AND THEY ARE GENTLY RUBBING EACHOTHERS CHEECKS AND NECKS HOLY FUCK THATS GAY, AND ONE GUYS DICK IS FOLDED OVER THE OTHER GUYS, YOU KNOW HOW LIKE WHEN YOU'RE SOFT AND YOU CAN SORT OF SHLOOP THE SKIN OVER THE HEAD IF YOU PULL ON IT. OR IF YOU'RE UNCIRCUMCISED, BUT WHO THE FUCKS UNCIRCUMCISED? GODDAMN PUERTO RICANS THAT'S WHO. WHO THE FUCK LIKES PUERTO RICANS ANYWAYS? I GUESS IF YOU LIKE BEING RAPED YOU'D LIKE PUERTO RICANS. FUCK I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH. FUCK THE MODERATORS, YEAH I SAID IT, WHATS UP?

TheGodfather
12-10-2008, 01:32 PM
HOLY GODDAMN FUCK, THIS SHIT IS GAYER THAN TWO GUYS MAKING OUT. ONLY THEY ARE MAKING OUT IN A REALLY PASSIONATE AND SLOW WAY, LIKE THE KIND OF KISS WHERE YOU START OFF GENTLE AND INCREASINGLY GET MORE PASSIONATE, AND THEY ARE GENTLY RUBBING EACHOTHERS CHEECKS AND NECKS HOLY FUCK THATS GAY, AND ONE GUYS DICK IS FOLDED OVER THE OTHER GUYS, YOU KNOW HOW LIKE WHEN YOU'RE SOFT AND YOU CAN SORT OF SHLOOP THE SKIN OVER THE HEAD IF YOU PULL ON IT. OR IF YOU'RE UNCIRCUMCISED, BUT WHO THE FUCKS UNCIRCUMCISED? GODDAMN PUERTO RICANS THAT'S WHO. WHO THE FUCK LIKES PUERTO RICANS ANYWAYS? I GUESS IF YOU LIKE BEING RAPED YOU'D LIKE PUERTO RICANS. FUCK I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH. FUCK THE MODERATORS, YEAH I SAID IT, WHATS UP?

If you were a woman I'd fuck you.

Elbow
12-10-2008, 02:13 PM
LMFAO

Double_0_Rusty
12-10-2008, 04:43 PM
You guys actually still listen to MatthewAPM? Honestly? I have PhantomSilvia.. who could ever need cock?

And autumn, darling... when it comes to makeup (as with most things in life), it's a matter of quality, not quantity

Ahem....What's this in my Sig? We are married remember....So you're....ah fuck it. We shall talk about this later.:???:

KREEP
12-10-2008, 09:34 PM
"COCK" THEY LOVE IT LIKE A ****** LOVES KFC

SixSquared
12-11-2008, 12:25 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it now...

This is gay.

I'm gay.

For ME to say this is gay means it must be PRETTY FUCKING HOMO.

DirtyMechanic
04-17-2009, 01:59 AM
Bump... lol

DJ Maestro
04-17-2009, 08:26 AM
oh.......my........ghey! :eek:


Just in time for the Ferrari Challenge too. I'm gonna have to give Simon a hard time for this now. :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

DirtyMechanic
04-17-2009, 12:10 PM
just hear doing my part lol

Elbow
04-07-2010, 03:44 PM
BUMP.

The Ninja
04-07-2010, 04:02 PM
You look blazed out your mind in those pics.

Elbow
04-07-2010, 04:03 PM
You look blazed out your mind in those pics.

I honestly can't tell you what I had. lol

Mantooth
04-07-2010, 04:25 PM
just hear doing my part lolHear?

Never mind, I'm not going to waste my "breath".

Double_0_Rusty
04-07-2010, 05:06 PM
bumpage

e30pwr
04-07-2010, 06:34 PM
maybe this coincides with his admittance to being gay?

-EnVus-
04-07-2010, 06:37 PM
wow that is gay and old cause simon was much skinnier then lolololololol

TougeGTR-33
04-07-2010, 06:56 PM
WHOA!!!! LOL ZDFZDFBHZDFNHZDNDFMGFNZGFNLOLQ LOOPL!!! LOL!!!!!!

AnthonyF
04-07-2010, 07:20 PM
Who's mary with the black G35? ;)

-Ant.

Double_0_Rusty
04-07-2010, 11:19 PM
She doesn't have the G anymore, now she has a BMW M Coupe and she dates FROG off here.

Mantooth
04-08-2010, 12:29 AM
She doesn't have the G anymore, now she has a BMW M Coupe and she dates FROG off here.M Coupes are drivers cars. With that being said, is she hot, and is she in a seriously relationship, or is it just a dim flame?

Srs question is srs.

Elbow
04-08-2010, 07:52 AM
Serious relationship.

AnthonyF
04-08-2010, 08:06 AM
She doesn't have the G anymore, now she has a BMW M Coupe and she dates FROG off here.

OMFG!?! lol And she gave head to Matt twice? lulz. I met her a few months ago with Frog (frog and I and a few others used to hang all the time)

-Ant.

DirtyMechanic
04-08-2010, 09:56 PM
M Coupes are drivers cars. With that being said, is she hot, and is she in a seriously relationship, or is it just a dim flame?

Srs question is srs.

please leave you are unwanted on IA.

03RCode
04-08-2010, 10:03 PM
http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/3000/3759_Mudkip.gif

98blackcivic
04-08-2010, 10:18 PM
my simon...your eyes are pretty bloodshot there

RL...
04-08-2010, 11:32 PM
i like rice

xxbckiexx
04-09-2010, 02:23 PM
simon is about 15 times fatter now.

blaknoize
04-09-2010, 04:20 PM
simon is about 15 times fatter now.


approx weight before packaging

Elbow
04-09-2010, 07:13 PM
simon is about 15 times fatter now.

LOL right. :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:: lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::l mfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

xxbckiexx
04-09-2010, 09:43 PM
LOL right. :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:: lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::l mfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

you're just a big androgynous mess.

skacore
04-09-2010, 09:47 PM
LOL WHAT A GAY

Elbow
04-10-2010, 06:59 AM
you're just a big androgynous mess.

You're right! lol