Brett
12-05-2008, 02:17 PM
These are hilarious! J
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24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small
World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while
peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the
elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing
the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to
yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they
open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm
handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand
that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped
down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while,
and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the
back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator
descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on
the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then
announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far
corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other
passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask
"is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red
buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and
announce to the other passengers that this is your
"personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more
suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a
button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other
passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then
run back on.
__________________________________________________ ________________
24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small
World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while
peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the
elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing
the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to
yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they
open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm
handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand
that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped
down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while,
and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the
back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator
descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on
the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then
announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far
corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other
passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask
"is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red
buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and
announce to the other passengers that this is your
"personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more
suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a
button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other
passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then
run back on.