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Maniacc
12-04-2008, 11:05 PM
VERO BEACH, Fla. – A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.

The report said the man would not let the woman out of the vehicle, so she threw his drink out of the car. In response, the man allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face. The pair got out of the car, and authorities say the man again took the McDonald's sandwich and put it on her face.

The man was released on $1,000 bond Wednesday
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081205/ap_on_fe_st/odd_cheeseburger_assault

Has this country full of fat fucks really come to this?

I bet it was some chick from IA.
Alan®
12-04-2008, 11:06 PM
:lmao:
thecrazyone
12-04-2008, 11:08 PM
o god i can picture it now. :slap: :police:
Maniacc
12-04-2008, 11:10 PM
Seriously though, I don't see anyone going to jail for smashing cake in someones' face at a wedding. I would've been all like, "she is lying officer, I was just trying to feed her. If I had wanted to harm her I would have shoved french fries up her nostrils"
EmminoDaGreat
12-04-2008, 11:39 PM
lol
SicStang03
12-04-2008, 11:42 PM
LMFAO!!!

I can see it now. Assault with a deadly cheeseburger!!
PRiMAdonna
12-04-2008, 11:46 PM
lol!!!!!!
GodSon
12-05-2008, 12:19 AM
I would have been like, "Officer she said she wanted my meat with special sauce all over her face."

LOL
Tech5
12-05-2008, 12:43 AM
loloolol
Crazy Asian
12-05-2008, 12:46 AM
hahah that'd be awesome to watch.

"Hey hoe, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!"

~splat~
Nitro
12-05-2008, 12:49 AM
jajaja :lmfao:
Psycho
12-05-2008, 09:33 AM
hahahaha
Kevykev
12-05-2008, 10:07 AM
Maybe it hurt though, If Ken or Ryu Punched you with a burger in their hand it would HURT BAD!

Chun Li too.
j0nbunklah0m
12-05-2008, 10:11 AM
cops always trying to find a reason to arrest sumone
EJ25RUN
12-05-2008, 10:15 AM
"take this whopper bitch, TAKE IT!"
AirMax95
12-05-2008, 10:24 AM
"take this whopper bitch, TAKE IT!"

:lmfao:


Eat the damn burger Anna Mae, EAT IT!!!"

http://phillipphiles.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/ikeandtinacake.jpg
SiRed94
12-05-2008, 10:28 AM
It had to have been a dollar burger. There's no way I'd waste a big mac on a hoe's face.
SLOWLYbtngU
12-05-2008, 10:45 AM
jajaja :lmfao:
So we laugh in Spanish now???? lmao
AnthonyF
12-05-2008, 11:01 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH i would have peed on her instead for dropping my drink.

-Ant.
EJ25RUN
12-05-2008, 11:03 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH i would have peed on her instead for dropping my drink.

-Ant.

:piss: :eek:
Maniacc
12-05-2008, 11:07 AM
If this happened in a third world country it would be seen as a sign of affection and generosity but no, not in America lol.

I'm lovin' it.
alpine_aw11
12-05-2008, 01:30 PM
My freind's cousin got arrested for "assault with a Danish." Threw a Danish at some random person, they called the cops and he went to jail. As if a Danish could actually do any harm other than go straight to your hips.
SLOWLYbtngU
12-05-2008, 02:44 PM
If this happened in a third world country it would be seen as a sign of affection and generosity but no, not in America lol.

I'm lovin' it.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

She wasnt....
Professor Swagger
12-05-2008, 02:45 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

She wasnt....
pm'd

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