The "Have you ever..?" thread

[IndianStig]

Have you ever litsened to Ryan Adams acoustical version of Wonderwall and narrowly avoided rear ending a GCPD (5-0) car while almost side swiping 97 Dodge Ram? :crazy:

LOL i was totally sober too, the song was just great.

[Catnip]

One time, I peed in my pants in an arcade in Panama City.

[AirMax95]

HAVE YOU EVER been followed by the GCPD all the way down I-85 while listening to Gym Class Heros Live Forever. Then, smiled at by said GCPD just before he floors it in the rain, only to exit?

[DJ Maestro]

One time, I peed in my pants in an arcade in Panama City.

Where the hell are the words "Have you ever..." j00 fail chivic boy. :doh:

[DJ Maestro]

No, but the GCPD followed me all the way down I-85 yesterday evening while I was listening to Gym Class Heros Live Forever. Then he pulled up next to me, grinned, then floored it......

j00 too IT boy. :lmfao:

[03RCode]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiIP_KDQmXs&feature=related

[AirMax95]

j00 too IT boy. :lmfao:

Fixed, lol :D

[Catnip]

Where the hell are the words "Have you ever..." j00 fail chivic boy. :doh:


Have you ever owned a cool car?








:ninja:

[DJ Maestro]

Have you ever owned a cool car?








:ninja:

Have you ever been told, "Yes, yes I have. It is orange and drops teh loli panties."

[IndianStig]

Have you ever owned a cool car?
:ninja:

Well at least he doesn't wreck the ones that he buys. JK.

[Catnip]

Well at least he doesn't wreck the ones that he buys. JK.

LOL. I'm gonna blame that on the dumb white girls that text!

[AirMax95]

Well at least he doesn't wreck the ones that he buys. JK.

Wrecking cars is COOL KID SHIAT!!! Esp. when you have insurance to cover you!

[DJ Maestro]

Well at least he doesn't wreck the ones that he buys. JK.

:lmfao:

Reps for j00!

[FlipKing]

Have you ever avoided a cop by going 70 in a mall parking lot at 2 a.m. and flipping into a ditch, despite the fact that you didnt even know that the cop was chasing you.

[TheGodfather]

While running away from the police obliterated out of your mind while on foot, have you have shat yourself to create a mudscreen so they wouldn't follow you?

...that was a bad night.

[VooDooXII]

Have you ever litsened to Ryan Adams acoustical version of Wonderwall

This, I've done.

Have you ever gotten let go after a cop pulls you over for doing 140+ mph?

I don't speed anymore.

[FasTech]

Have you ever avoided a cop by going 70 in a mall parking lot at 2 a.m. and flipping into a ditch, despite the fact that you didnt even know that the cop was chasing you.


That sucks.

[FlipKing]

yeah, cop wasn't happy when I had to report the wreck. lulz Ahh, well, I got outta it with a too fast under the conditions ticket and no fine. Just probation and community service

[FasTech]

yeah, cop wasn't happy when I had to report the wreck. lulz Ahh, well, I got outta it with a too fast under the conditions ticket and no fine. Just probation and community service


A buddy of mine just got arrested for reckless driving in a walmart parking lot. Cops aren't playing games these days....lol

[FlipKing]

Cop was the 2nd cop that pulled up, asked me if I was running from him. I told him I never saw him. 1st cop helped me with the judge, and my mom cried for the judge.lol, Saved me 400 dollars

[OneSlow5pt0]

have u ever spun a camaro around twice on dry pavement on a single lane onramp,not hit anything and keep it going?

[VooDooXII]

have u ever spun a camaro around twice on dry pavement on a single lane onramp,not hit anything and keep it going?

Isn't that all the fun of owning a Camaro? :D

[OneSlow5pt0]

Isn't that all the fun of owning a Camaro? :D

no,that was i think shat myself in the camaro........lol

[auxiliary]

...Run from the police...they catch you...and then you tell them that "My eyes turn red at night when I drink to much"....

And then they let you off with just a warning?

[BKgen®]

Have you ever fucked a midget?

[redrumracer]

have u ever spun a camaro around twice on dry pavement on a single lane onramp,not hit anything and keep it going?
Have you ever got sideways at 80 MPH on the interstate around a seemingly smooth turn while in the rain in your camaro while not have wipers and only RainX and almost bald tires?

[OneSlow5pt0]

Have you ever got sideways at 80 MPH on the interstate around a seemingly smooth turn while in the rain in your camaro while not have wipers and only RainX and almost bald tires?

have u ever done a 360 in the rain at 15mph without ur foot on the gas

i hate driving this car in the rain so much

[TheGrillMan]

have u ever done a 360 in the rain at 15mph without ur foot on the gas

i hate driving this car in the rain so much


had a 80 c10 with a 400sb


did stupid shit like that all the time

but hey thats half the fun

[redrumracer]

have u ever done a 360 in the rain at 15mph without ur foot on the gas

i hate driving this car in the rain so much
have you ever purposefully threw your car sideways @ 50mph just to have fun.

[FlipKing]

I drive a miata, yes. :D

[redrumracer]

I drive a miata, yes. :D
i meant to add "in a 3rd gen camaro" behind that

[slostang]

LOL. I'm gonna blame that on the dumb white girls that text!


you can't blame everything on autumn.

[SiRed94]

Have you ever released into a girl's mouth and then laughed uncontrollably as she tries to spit it out her car window, only for it to run down the glass and side of the door?

[qwick]

Have you ever released into a girl's mouth and then laughed uncontrollably as she tries to spit it out her car window, only for it to run down the glass and side of the door?

LOL.


Have you ever gone down on a girl and out of nowhere a warm pungent fart hits you in the chin and almost makes you barf?

[VooDooXII]

have u ever done a 360 in the rain at 15mph without ur foot on the gas

i hate driving this car in the rain so much

That's what we call throttle-lift oversteer, my friend... :D

[collins]

Have you ever gotten let go after a cop pulls you over for doing 140+ mph?


actually.... thats a yes... just add another 15 to that number :ninja:

[collins]

LOL.


Have you ever gone down on a girl and out of nowhere a warm pungent fart hits you in the chin and almost makes you barf?

LOLOL SHE TOLD YOU THAT WAS A FART?!?!?! :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[qwick]

LOLOL SHE TOLD YOU THAT WAS A FART?!?!?! :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

:thinking: ........:ninja: .......:cry:

[Catnip]

actually.... thats a yes... just add another 15 to that number :ninja:

WEAK.
I was doing 155+ in my stock eclipse :lmfao:

[OneSlow5pt0]

have u ever hit a bird with ur ttops out,watch it roll up the winshield and over ur head,then stop make sure thier isnt a dead animal in ur trunk........

[VooDooXII]

have u ever hit a bird with ur ttops out,watch it roll up the winshield and over ur head,then stop make sure thier isnt a dead animal in ur trunk........

I ate a bug while riding my bike once.

[OneSlow5pt0]

lol,have u ever killed 5 squirrels in one month...decapitating them with ur wind defector