IA for sale section - The Acronym and board talk decoder

[jfman]

Hey we are all guilty of this, the pot is calling the kettle back on this :D

Allright here's the rundown for the newbies. This also works for craigslist.

WTB= Looking for someone to give their car away to me.

WTT= Want to trade my 17 year old honda for 5-6 year old acura, but my car has "mods" so it's woth the same.

T/W Testing Waters= I'm go ahead and ask a ridiculously high price for my car, afterall it only takes one kid with a rich dad for me to get rid of my overpriced car.

JDM = I have spent at least $200 in the 4th ailse of my local autozone, hmm you know which ailse I'm talking about.


PM Sent = I don't want the rest of the board to see how ridiculous of a low ball I'm about to offer you.

Only needs fuel pump= Motor is fucked beyond recognition, thats why it wont crank up but a fuel pump sounds cheaper.

Only needs paint = Body is full of dents and dings but I'm hoping that the grey primer wont let you see that when you buy it.

You can fix it for only (enter $ here) = multiply that number by 10

If I had the money I'd buy this = I'll never have the money to buy this.



Feel free to ad your own.

[silversol]

lolloloololololololololoolololololol!

[Mr. Clean]

lol.

GLWS = i just got 1 added to my post count

TRADES ONLY!! = impossible to sell this and buy a decent car.

trades? (then link to thread) = trade for my piece of shit that's not even close to the value of car up for sale.

[Halfwit]

bump- i need to get my post count up so i can sell my worthless shit.

for trade only- i know i cant sell it for enough to buy the wheels i want, so i will only settle to trade for better rims.

if u have this in 2 weeks ill get it!!- i know it will be gone in two weeks, but i want people to think im about business

[Catnip]

CAR IS SOLD Please post asking if I will take $2000 under my price

[Mr. Clean]

if u have this in 2 weeks ill get it!!- i know it will be gone in two weeks, but i want people to think im about business

true story lol.

[JDM TYTE]

Lmfao!

[BKgen®]

PM Sent = I don't want the rest of the board to see how ridiculous of a low ball I'm about to offer you.

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: pretty much lol

[silversol]

ANYTRADES? = i dont have the balls to offer my 87 yugo for your integra in front of the forum. so i want you to pm me asking me what it is i want to trade

[Halfwit]

any interior pics?- i have no intention to buy this car at all, i jsut wanna see what the interior is like.

[Halfwit]

how much if you keep the wheels?- im hoping your 600$ wheels can take 1800$ off the price.

bump for a good deal- my friend called me and told me to bump his thread

[quickdodge®]

Lolol @ all these. I actually found this funny. Lolol. Later, QD.

[FasTech]

Epic lulz... So many of these are true!

[SiRed94]

AAAHAHAHAHHA

Tranny has a slight grind in 3rd - that bitch is now a 4 speed.

[Cyclonehatch]

I like to tell people everything that is wrong with the car, because I am an honest person-- Though there are 15 things wrong with this car, I will honestly tell you 3 and hopefully you will believe me.

POST SALE

Buyer: The car is making funny noises when I go over 70, do you know whats wrong?

Seller: No, it never did that when I drove it --- It always did that when I drove it. That is why I took you for a test drive in my neighborhood where the speed limit is 20.

[Tech5]

hahahahaha

[Jason..]

LOL

[bowdown201]

haha so true

[ALVIN]

Pretty funny shite

[JDM TYTE]

Lolololol. Hahahaha

[JDM TYTE]

What kind of Exhaust is that? - I just wanted to see if its better than mine. I dont wanna buy the car.


:lmfao:

[Tech5]

^^^^^^^^ no its because they wanna see if they can rag on the brand or act like they care

[Halfwit]

didnt you just buy this for less?.- i know for a FACT you jsut bought this for less, and im hatin on your hustle.

[Halfwit]

is that the real jdm front lip?- i know its not the real jdm front lip, but i wanna hear you say it.

[Tech5]

^^^^^ yeah I know right ! these days I cant find a good deal an flip anymore !

[JDM TYTE]

Lmao @ These. Bwahaha.

[Halfwit]

for best response, call. do not pm- im selling it for a friend, so call him and dont bug me with pms with your stupid ass questions.

[silversol]

AHHH MAN THE MILES ARE KIND OF HIGH ON YOUR HONDA!= i want to jew you down on the price even if its cheap because i dont want to drive a 88 ef! with 850K miles

[Halfwit]

250k on chassis, but motor has about 120k- bahaha motor has 250k, but it runs jsut good enough for you to believe ive put a new low mileage motor in it.

[JDM TYTE]

Swapped d15 (20yrs old)..it has 80k miles = It was swapped in before 80k miles,now it has 450k miles.

[Halfwit]

runs strong- not rly.

[Mr. Clean]

LOLOLOLOL gah these just keep getting better. bump for more tr00fs!

[Halfwit]

small dent in quarter panel- quarter panel hit by small train.

[JDM TYTE]

small dent in quarter panel- quarter panel hit by small train.

Lirl. :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[JDM TYTE]

New Paint = Factory paint in 1994.

[Halfwit]

paint is good for being 2o yrs old-but 2o yr old paint looks like fuck no matter what...just trying to make it sound good.

[G.C]

Ahahahh this thread speaks the truth.

[Halfwit]

car has been sitting for 5 months- sheeit, because its a goddamn lemon and i finally got it running good enough for you to think it just needs a tune-up

[JDM TYTE]

^LMFAO.

[JDM TYTE]

The car is Fast = It can beat my sons electric moped and my Honda has 89whp.

[JDM TYTE]

Did You put the bodykit on the car? = Yea,But I dont wanna emmbarass my self in front of the whole forum cause im a ricer and i put the bodykit on So ill say "No,I bought it like this and had intentions of putting it back to stock but something came up and i need the cash"

[Halfwit]

sunroof has a small leak- when its raining, u might as well be in a convertable.

[JDM TYTE]

sunroof has a small leak- when its raining, u might as well be in a convertable.


Omg. I Lirled. :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[The Ninja]

Lol!

[BlueHatch]

great thread!!

[willum14pb]

lol perfect.

[BTEC]

Needs suspension work: Prepare to drive a trampoleen (sp)

Block needs to be bored/honed: Boat anchor

Are you able to meet later/Where are you located?: Im asking but wont hit u back to buy it anyway.

Used/leaks a little oil: Iraq couldnt help you if u bout this piece.

[Halfwit]

lol good ones btec

[Halfwit]

needs o2 sensor to pass emissions- this shit will never pass emissions.

[BTEC]

Has slight vibration: Polygrip dont stand a chance.

[Halfwit]

just needs alignment-this car has been in soo many front end collisions, im pretty sure you are going to have to replace all the suspension parts.

[JITB]

PM ME - I dont really want to buy it...because if i did i would pm you myself..

[LIKEG6]

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:: lmfao:

[Mr. Clean]

PM ME - I dont really want to buy it...because if i did i would pm you myself..

TROOOOOOF!

[VooDooXII]

CHEAP: You're getting what you pay for.

KBB Price Quote: All you folks are too damn lazy to check KBB yourself anyway.

I'll Post Better Pics Later: No I won't...these small pictures hide any obvious defects.

I Might be Forgetting Something: No way in hell I'm telling you what else is wrong with the car.

Clean!!!: Stock

Rare: They only made 50 of these with vinyl seats, no A/C, and vomit-green paint.

Driven Carefully: I mean, I didn't rag it out every day.

[Fr33way]

S14 For Sale: Expect to be fucked on bandwagon price hike.

[jfman]

Keeping the thread alive...


PM's replied = ghost bump

[Dracc]

Clean title? = I really dont care making small talk is fun and boost my post count

[Dracc]

One of a kind = in this county lol

[Halfwit]

tires need replacing soon- and by soon, i mean 3 months ago.

[Dr.G35]

:lmfao: great stuff!!!!
want to meet this weekend-by weekend i mean never

[amandDA]

small dent in quarter panel- quarter panel hit by small train.

lol:lmfao:

[jfman]

This thread still makes me lol

[Got Milk?]

LOL how come I've never seen this thread before.

[ubers2k]

holy hell i just noticed this thread myself. there's some funny shit in here.

[Arm&hammer]

lolololololol

[Nismo]

New Paint = Factory paint in 1994.
So damn true