where the fuck are my keys

[Halfwit]

of course they are gonna be in the last place i look.

goddamnit. had them in my hand coming from my garage to my bedroom..not too many places they can be. wtf.

[Elbow]

I took em, my bad

[Halfwit]

well, i kinda need em.

[mocha latte cupcake]

look in the fridge... leaving them in there after you grab a beer is always common.

[Halfwit]

it was 11 at night, i finished working on project car a lil, then watched home alone, and went to bed.

[Elbow]

HELL YEAH Home Alone, I watched it too, the second one was on night before last.

[Halfwit]

i was wondering why they played the first one twice in a row. lol

[Elbow]

Because it's THAT good

[bowdown201]

sorry man i snuck in and grabbed em while you were cuddled up watchin it. took the bike for a spin too

[Motivation]

They are over there on the keyring...

[Tech5]

They are under the house!

[Halfwit]

its a concrete slab house, no crawl space ^ .....

they are on the keyring, now where is it?
key is in bike, not with the keys i need. so keep the bike and gimme my keys back.

[Sammich]

its locked up in ya powuhd winduhz

[Halfwit]

sheeit. but doors are unlocked. i checked my car like 8 times....its only like 40 ft from my garage to my bedroom. where the fuck could they be.

[On_Her_Face]

in your pants you wore yesterday!

[Halfwit]

firth thing i checked! and the sweatshirt i had on had no pockets...

[Tech5]

Ok I lie! I flushed them down your toilet and now its in your backyard! in your septic tank!
its a concrete slab house, no crawl space ^ .....

they are on the keyring, now where is it?
key is in bike, not with the keys i need. so keep the bike and gimme my keys back.

[Halfwit]

FOUND- i completely looked through m,y garage....when i cleaned up all my rags from sanding on my car, i guess i had set my keys with them , then covered keys up with another rag.

BAM- im contempt now nad can happily go back to working on my car.

thanks guyz

[On_Her_Face]

did you check the ignition of the car?

[Halfwit]

did you check the ignition of the car?
look above you^^

and yeah i checked the ignition, like 4 times..

[On_Her_Face]

look above you^^

and yeah i checked the ignition, like 4 times..

what about the trunk? LOL.

[Halfwit]

what about the trunk? LOL.
i got scared because my trunk only opens with key, no button...but it was unlatched and they werent in there..

found the keys like 4 posts up.

[AnthonyF]

So...they were on IA? :confused:

-Ant.

[On_Her_Face]

IA is a scary please to leave your shit.

[bowdown201]

yea man...did you check your back pockets?

[Halfwit]

ia stole my shit.