I'm bored, heres a riddle...

[ironchef]

Reps to the first person who gets it, I suppose. No googling you bitches lol.

"What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?"

[quickdodge®]

97.1 The RIVER. Later, QD.

[§treet_§peed]

a sluts vagy

[Halfwit]

creek

[§treet_§peed]

i thought you were leaving?

[Halfwit]

i came back for a brief moment

[Tech5]

:thinking:
creek:goodjob: :goodjob:

[§treet_§peed]

ahh jailbait? txt me back slut

[slostang]

yep, it's a river/creek/stream etc...

[ironchef]

97.1 The RIVER. Later, QD.You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to quickdodge® again.

Oldielocks was correct, next!

[Tech5]

dammit!
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to quickdodge® again.

Oldielocks was correct, next!

[ironchef]

Alright, heres another...

"Polly Perkins was after a talking parrot, so she went to the local pet shop in the hope of securing such a find. She was in luck. The shop assistant assured her that the parrot would learn and repeat any word or phrase it heard. Polly was delighted. However, a week later, the parrot still hadn't spoken a word. Polly returned to the shop to complain, however, it appeared that the assistant was accurate in what he had said, and refused a refund. Why didn't the parrot talk? "

[Tech5]

Because the parrot doesnt speak to dumb Bishes?

[§treet_§peed]

he loves tech cack?

[Tech5]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
he loves tech cack?

[slostang]

Alright, heres another...

"Polly Perkins was after a talking parrot, so she went to the local pet shop in the hope of securing such a find. She was in luck. The shop assistant assured her that the parrot would learn and repeat any word or phrase it heard. Polly was delighted. However, a week later, the parrot still hadn't spoken a word. Polly returned to the shop to complain, however, it appeared that the assistant was accurate in what he had said, and refused a refund. Why didn't the parrot talk? "


polly (the person) couldn't talk.

[ironchef]

he loves tech cack?This parrot's name isn't Maniac.

[Tech5]

then how did polly talk to the Pet store people to buy the dayum Bird?
polly (the person) couldn't talk.

[ironchef]

polly (the person) couldn't talk.So close, yet so far.

[§treet_§peed]

hahahahah then i was right!!!!!!! :lmfao:

[Tech5]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
This parrot's name isn't Maniac.

[§treet_§peed]

never mind i miss read that.. i am wrong...ftl..:(

[Tech5]

more I want more!

[ironchef]

You have to solve this one first.

[slostang]

So close, yet so far.

the parrot was deaf?

[ironchef]

the parrot was deaf?We got a winner....:goodjob:

[Tech5]

I give up! dayum cant you tell we all guessed at it! duh!

[Tech5]

OMG I knew that but thought that would have been to easy!
We got a winner....:goodjob::2up:

[§treet_§peed]

eh fuck this im gonna win the lottery in 6 minutes.. 83 million dollars bitches!!!!!! :D

[Tech5]

Ill pray for you to win if you share?
eh fuck this im gonna win the lottery in 6 minutes.. 83 million dollars bitches!!!!!! :D

[slostang]

hey josh you think we can build a 1.8L d16z6?

[Tech5]

No waste of money an time! But I got a LS bare Block that I can sell ya!
hey josh you think we can build a 1.8L d16z6?

[§treet_§peed]

never mind i forgot they draw at 11 now i only got 2 numbers damnit...

[§treet_§peed]

hey josh you think we can build a 1.8L d16z6?i've seen a 1.6 stroked out to a 2.0 lol and a 2.0 stroked to a 2.5 :D

[§treet_§peed]

eh if i would of one i would of threw you a few stacks. my stacks would be 100k stacks of course..:D

[Tech5]

hell ya!:cheers:
eh if i would of one i would of threw you a few stacks. my stacks would be 100k stacks of course..:D

[slostang]

No waste of money an time! But I got a LS bare Block that I can sell ya!

I found a GSR swap online in Florida for $1600. I'm gonna try to snatch it.

[Tech5]

Lmk Ill help install it:goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob:
I found a GSR swap online in Florida for $1600. I'm gonna try to snatch it.

[§treet_§peed]

i would be very careful doing that... some people will sell you trash.. btw GSR ftw yo

[Tech5]

:yes: :cheers: :cheers:
i would be very careful doing that... some people will sell you trash.. btw GSR ftw yo

[slostang]

i would be very careful doing that... some people will sell you trash.. btw GSR ftw yo

if I do go get it, they will bench test it before they load it.

[ironchef]

Here's another...

"Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?"

[quickdodge®]

^^^ Was he window cleaner and he really jumped inside the building? Later, QD.

[umairejaz]

^winner

[ironchef]

Yea he was.

[tony]

QD, you ever thought about testing for Mensa?