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blackshine007
11-21-2008, 08:36 PM
So I pulled up at the light and there was a Smart there waiting. This fat bitch looked like she might've wanted to get in front of me. I wasn't having that :no: so I rev at her with all my might and when the light turned green, I floored it and spun the tires for every bit of 5 seconds. I left her in my cloud of tire smoke. I win.

Tech5
11-21-2008, 08:39 PM
spinning isnt winning homie!

Whiteboy572
11-21-2008, 08:39 PM
Sweet! :goodjob:

Nubz
11-21-2008, 08:47 PM
your so cool for wanting to race a smart car with a fat woman driving..im jealous

Motivation
11-21-2008, 08:50 PM
I don't think the smart was trying... :ninja:

Tracy
11-21-2008, 08:54 PM
Hell yea! I get on 400 every day and it never fails that someone gets in the wrong lane to get on 400 so they can make the light then tries to cut me off. I do not take kindly to that shit!

slostang
11-21-2008, 08:57 PM
fuck your smart car race, I kill 500whp turbo diesel trucks daily.












they also have 18 wheels

blackshine007
11-21-2008, 09:11 PM
spinning isnt winning homie!
To hell you say. Post # 1 says it all. I spin. I win. Hands down :taun:

That fat bitch didn't even see it coming. I bet she'll think twice next time she goes and looks into my lane :ninja:

allmotorX
11-21-2008, 09:15 PM
lol dude come get some of this neon:ninja:

blackshine007
11-21-2008, 09:30 PM
^^My 6 officially (with me in it) weighs less than your "Neon" without you in it. With that said, I'll still lose. But you're gonna have a hard time catching me :tongue1:

allmotorX
11-21-2008, 09:44 PM
^^My 6 officially (with me in it) weighs less than your "Neon" without you in it. With that said, I'll still lose. But you're gonna have a hard time catching me :tongue1:lmao :yes:

Dwisforme05
11-22-2008, 01:27 AM
lol. awesome thread.

OnURleft
11-22-2008, 04:18 PM
lol funniest post ever. This dude really showed that SMART CAR who's boss. rofl

rrutter81
11-22-2008, 11:14 PM
Next time don't throw a cheetoh in the oncoming lane. Beat the driver not the car.

JDM_F20c
11-22-2008, 11:32 PM
Next time don't throw a cheetoh in the oncoming lane. Beat the driver not the car.

I was in front of you today. By The Amc and Hooters. You turned towards the AMC. I was in the white f150 right in front of you. lol

SEAN
11-22-2008, 11:40 PM
with only 70 whp I don't think a smart car is much competition... :rolleyes:

rrutter81
11-22-2008, 11:47 PM
I was in front of you today. By The Amc and Hooters. You turned towards the AMC. I was in the white f150 right in front of you. lol
Damn put another loss for the econo fail box. LOL was in a hurry to get some denatured alcohol from home depot before helping my bro with his dsm. But yea I lost to the school bus worse :) hit me up next time

blackshine007
11-23-2008, 12:04 AM
I was actually mocking the guy in the previous kill story before me. I was totally bored at the time, thread found here -----------> http://importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=206010

LIKEG6
11-23-2008, 12:05 AM
lol

blackshine007
11-23-2008, 12:26 AM
Next time don't throw a cheetoh in the oncoming lane. Beat the driver not the car.
My brain rotted a little bit trying to figure out what that means :thinking:

rrutter81
11-23-2008, 12:44 AM
My brain rotted a little bit trying to figure out what that means :thinking:
Fat driver + cheetoh = chase

DVSRX-7
12-03-2008, 01:35 AM
So I pulled up at the light and there was a Smart there waiting. This fat bitch looked like she might've wanted to get in front of me. I wasn't having that :no: so I rev at her with all my might and when the light turned green, I floored it and spun the tires for every bit of 5 seconds. I left her in my cloud of tire smoke. I win.

i think the lady is SMART for not racing you...

blackshine007
12-03-2008, 06:42 AM
i think the lady is SMART for not racing you...
You're a fucking idiot


I was actually mocking the guy in the previous kill story before me. I was totally bored at the time, thread found here -----------> http://importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=206010

DVSRX-7
12-03-2008, 02:09 PM
You're a fucking idiot

why am i a fucking idiot when your the one not having the common courtesy to let the lady by.. there was no need for the burning out.. would you like it if someone did that to your loved one??.. think about it.. what if she would of turned into you while you doing your 5 minute burnout and you guys crashed?? or what if a cop would of been there and gave u a ticket?? you would of regretted it then.. seriously you dumasses dont think about wtf your doing.. road rage is one of the reasons why so many people crash and some die.. think about it next time man dont do nothing stupid and risk someone else's life..

now.. blackshine007.. your the fucking idiot..:2up:

take my comment as advice and not as disrespect.. do yourself some good

blackshine007
12-03-2008, 06:40 PM
WoW, dude. Seriously? Do I have to really explain this? The story wasn't real. It was fake. I was mainly picking fun and the guy who had the kill story before mine. Why in the fuck would anyone take pride and brag about beating an incredibly slow car as a smart? I have never been in front of a smart, let alone at a light with one and even if I were, normal acceleration would totally destroy the car. Go hop on a skateboard and run into a wall or something. Try not to fall down and slit your wrists in the process. Seriously, you fail. Congratulate yourself Alt+Ctrl+Dell=your life

DVSRX-7
12-03-2008, 06:58 PM
lol funny.. stfu!

87 Turbo II
12-04-2008, 05:11 PM
Apple Pie!