BTEC
09-10-2005, 12:53 PM
Prostitute's Tax Return
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells
him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant
says "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number,
etc. and then asks. "what is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore." she says.
The accountant balks and says "No, No, No, that won't
work. That is too gross. Let's try to rephrase that"
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
The both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I'm
an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have
to do with being a whore call girl?"
"Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last
year."
"Good enough"
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells
him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant
says "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number,
etc. and then asks. "what is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore." she says.
The accountant balks and says "No, No, No, that won't
work. That is too gross. Let's try to rephrase that"
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
The both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I'm
an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have
to do with being a whore call girl?"
"Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last
year."
"Good enough"