Theory of female time

[Maniacc]

A few weeks ago I invited this one girl from work to starbucks. I told her to get there around X:XX time.

So this chick, like all chicks, is always late for everything. I start to catch on. So a few days ago I invited her to startbucks again and tell her to show up 5 minutes before I want her to. Then I realise it isn't working, cause now she is always 10 minutes late.

I am beginning to beleive it is like approaching the speed of light. You can never offset the time enough for a woman to actually be there on time(assuming she has to get ready, you know). Like they're usually good with shit after they were late for their first thing of the day. But if she takes a nap, or smears her makeup, or has to pee, forget it.

Now that I'm getting out there and interacting with new people and new chicks I come to find out that I know very little about women.

So are women psychic? And they know what time you want them there, and they are intentionally late so as to not lose the pain in the ass image? Are they retarded? I don't get it. It's not like we invented clocks last week.

Anyone have a reliable "theory of female time" I should start trying out? Like maybe a 3rd order equation, or a matrix or something would be great.

ETA: Could me being an asshole at work have something to do with it?
Is she maybe trying to 'own' me by doing this? Either way it doesn't matter. I'm just curious as to what some of you 'pro women gurus' have to say.

Sammich, please don't post in here. kthanks

[blackboi50]

wow alex u might be gay if u cant deal with females being late!!!! hahhaa.....1

[Vteckidd]

lol actually most girls i know are puctual. Im ALWAYS LATE never fails.

[BKgen®]

bitches ain't shit.

[Maniacc]

wow alex u might be gay if u cant deal with females being late!!!! hahhaa.....1
What are you talking about, nog?

I'm just wondering if this has happened to some of you fucks. Normally I could care less since I can usually find other shit to do. But I want to see this through. Plus she's so small and cute!

[Catnip]

Maybe you should tell them 5 minutes earlier, then show up 10 minutes late yourself.

Try it. Shit works.

[Maniacc]

lol actually most girls i know are puctual. Im ALWAYS LATE never fails.
What's weird is that with my ex I would always be the one who was late. She would be at the place we were supposed to meet up at atleast 10 or so mins early. But I was an asshole to her too.

Hmmm... we need some females up in here.

[Maniacc]

Maybe you should tell them 5 minutes earlier, then show up 10 minutes late yourself.

Try it. Shit works.
Or maybe I just won't show up at all.

That'll show her. lol

[BKgen®]

Hmmm... we need some females up in here.

whoreslounge girls don't date.

[Buttons]

i'm late.. no matter what. can't help it.

[Maniacc]

whoreslounge girls don't date.
Damnit I forgot.

We need chicks who actually know about this kinda shit and not just the ingredients for a whopper.

[BKgen®]

Damnit I forgot.

We need chicks who actually know about this kinda shit and not just the ingredients for a whopper.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

+7

[Catnip]

Or maybe I just won't show up at all.

That'll show her. lol


only if she's done it to you, otherwise 25 minutes late is good... then when she tries to get "mad" you just tell her you left 10 minutes after y'all were supposed to meet :yes:

[Maniacc]

i'm late.. no matter what. can't help it.
Is it because you spend extra time trying to look pretty?

Should I blame the makeup? If it were you I'd blame your hideous face. But it's not and she doesn't use that much makeup.

[Buttons]

Is it because you spend extra time trying to look pretty?

Should I blame the makeup? If it were you I'd blame your hideous face. But it's not and she doesn't use that much makeup.

nah, i'm just lazy and don't feel like getting out of bed.

[Maniacc]

only if she's done it to you, otherwise 25 minutes late is good... then when she tries to get "mad" you just tell her you left 10 minutes after y'all were supposed to meet :yes:
This has only happend twice with her.

And that's one too many for me. So I will see what happens tonight. If she's late then I'm really going to start being an asshole to her.

[Maniacc]

nah, i'm just lazy and don't feel like getting out of bed.
What if you were supposed to be at that place around 10pm or so? WTF would you be doing in bed? Do you only get dates around 4am where guys are either drunk as feck or too tired to open their eyes to see you? Autumn, you have a fucked up life.

Just thinkin' about it makes my pants tight.

[Catnip]

This has only happend twice with her.

And that's one too many for me. So I will see what happens tonight. If she's late then I'm really going to start being an asshole to her.

Girls like the asshole act. Real talk. This one stupid bitch that likes me, keeps calling me and trying to hang out. You know what I do? I tell her we're gonna hang out, then cancel. If we do hang out, I make it boring for her, but exciting for me, I do what I want to do as well. Just stand her ass up, call her out on her bullshit, etc.

[stillaneon]

Most girls I have dated feel the need to be late. I dont know if its a pedigree situation where they have to make an entrance and feel noticed.

Anyway, my ex, constantly late. To work, dinner, etc. I went out with a friend last weekend and we were and hour and a half late because she had to "get ready"

It's just something you come to live with. I usually tell them 10 minutes or so before the actual time or just stress extreme importance to be ontime. Usually my driving can make up for the time.... usually...

[Maniacc]

Girls like the asshole act. Real talk. This one stupid bitch that likes me, keeps calling me and trying to hang out. You know what I do? I tell her we're gonna hang out, then cancel. If we do hang out, I make it boring for her, but exciting for me, I do what I want to do as well. Just stand her ass up, call her out on her bullshit, etc.
lol @ this guy actin like he's the only asshole in the world.

:lmao:

Please Evan, tell me more. MOAR!

[Buttons]

What if you were supposed to be at that place around 10pm or so? WTF would you be doing in bed? Do you only get dates around 4am where guys are either drunk as feck or too tired to open their eyes to see you? Autumn, you have a fucked up life.

Just thinkin' about it makes my pants tight.

For the Varsity meet, I was supposed to be at ghost's house at 5... i didn't arrive til 5:15-5:20.

I'm supposed to meet a friend at 1 today, but I don't see that happening.

For my 3pm Wednesday class, i get there around 3:05 or later.

My Doctor Appt the other day was at 11:30, I got there at 11:40.

I usually don't leave the house on Friday & Saturdays til about 10pm-ish when my friends want to meet at 8pm.

[Catnip]

lol @ this guy actin like he's the only asshole in the world.

:lmao:

Please Evan, tell me more. MOAR!

lol.

shut the fuck up, you're obviously playing it too "sweet" ... "she's so cute"

wtf is that?... call her sweety too? :gay:

[Maniacc]

Most girls I have dated feel the need to be late. I dont know if its a pedigree situation where they have to make an entrance and feel noticed.

Anyway, my ex, constantly late. To work, dinner, etc. I went out with a friend last weekend and we were and hour and a half late because she had to "get ready"

It's just something you come to live with. I usually tell them 10 minutes or so before the actual time or just stress extreme importance to be ontime. Usually my driving can make up for the time.... usually...
So theoretically females tend to be late majority of the time.

K, next time this girl is late I'm going to call her out on it. But as a joke and see what she says. I'll probably be like,"does it take that long to get pretty? You must not be very attractive without makeup huh?" LOL

[Maniacc]

lol.

shut the fuck up, you're obviously playing it too "sweet" ... "she's so cute"

wtf is that?... call her sweety too? :gay:
lol I'm going soft man. What can I say? :D

[Catnip]

lol I'm going soft man. What can I say? :D


lol. i knew it :cheers: it's been a 'minute' since you've started shit on here too.

[Maniacc]

For the Varsity meet, I was supposed to be at ghost's house at 5... i didn't arrive til 5:15-5:20.

I'm supposed to meet a friend at 1 today, but I don't see that happening.

For my 3pm Wednesday class, i get there around 3:05 or later.

My Doctor Appt the other day was at 11:30, I got there at 11:40.

I usually don't leave the house on Friday & Saturdays til about 10pm-ish when my friends want to meet at 8pm.
I bet you're always late because of IA.

You probably get ready and just sit your fatass infront of the computer and chat with your groupies. Til it's about 10 mins after and then you're like 'feck, I'm late.' And rush on over. That's it. I know it, I know that's why you're late. Admit it hoe, admit it.

[Buttons]

I bet you're always late because of IA.

You probably get ready and just sit your fatass infront of the computer and chat with your groupies. Til it's about 10 mins after and then you're like 'feck, I'm late.' And rush on over. That's it. I know it, I know that's why you're late. Admit hoe, admit it.

sometimes... sometimes i just sit there and debate do i really wanna get my fatass up? i'm just a very lazy person. i was late for everything yesterday and i didn't even turn my computer or have my cell phone til about 7ish

[Catnip]

I bet you're always late because of IA.

You probably get ready and just sit your fatass infront of the computer and chat with your groupies. Til it's about 10 mins after and then you're like 'feck, I'm late.' And rush on over. That's it. I know it, I know that's why you're late. Admit it hoe, admit it.


are you talking to me or autumn, because that's what happens :lmfao:

[stillaneon]

So theoretically females tend to be late majority of the time.

K, next time this girl is late I'm going to call her out on it. But as a joke and see what she says. I'll probably be like,"does it take that long to get pretty? You must not be very attractive without makeup huh?" LOL

That may come across the wrong way. But then again, who knows. Usually, it would be something more along the lines of, "I don't know why you feel the need to spend so much time in front of a mirror. You look good either way." etc. At least for the first few dates. Then you could use, "damnit, Ive seen you naked, why do you feel the need to dress up everytime we leave the house."

Of course that could just be resentment talking

[Maniacc]

You should go make a blog about it, Autumn.

You obviously have a very very, very difficult life. And could use some support.

[stillaneon]

sometimes... sometimes i just sit there and debate do i really wanna get my fatass up? i'm just a very lazy person. i was late for everything yesterday and i didn't even turn my computer or have my cell phone til about 7ish


I thought crack was supposed to boost your energy level

[Catnip]

That may come across the wrong way. But then again, who knows. Usually, it would be something more along the lines of, "I don't know why you feel the need to spend so much time in front of a mirror. You look good either way." etc. At least for the first few dates. Then you could use, "damnit, Ive seen you naked, why do you feel the need to dress up everytime we leave the house."

Of course that could just be resentment talking

You're too nice :screwy:

[Buttons]

You should go make a blog about it, Autumn.

You obviously have a very very, very difficult life. And could use some support.

i know, i know. i need to put my phone on charge, but that's too far of a walk.

[qwick]

I hate others being late and I hate to be late. If we plan to meet at some place at a set time you had best be there at that time. I usualy give people about 5 min to get where ever, if they dont show up or call I leave or go on about my business.

[stillaneon]

You're too nice :screwy:

My theories seem to be tested and true. Nice or not. It works.


But I have had numerous girls cheat on me. Now I no longer care about the dating scene. It's all just sex. I've turned the asshole mode on but habits are hard to break.

I dated a girl though that would not go anywhere without makeup. And when I say anywhere, I mean not even the drive-thru at taco bell:thinking:

[Buttons]

I thought crack was supposed to boost your energy level

i wouldn't know. i don't do crack.

[Maniacc]

That may come across the wrong way. But then again, who knows. Usually, it would be something more along the lines of, "I don't know why you feel the need to spend so much time in front of a mirror. You look good either way." etc. At least for the first few dates. Then you could use, "damnit, Ive seen you naked, why do you feel the need to dress up everytime we leave the house."

Of course that could just be resentment talking
Hahahaha!!! I WOULD NEVER SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT! NEVER! :lmfao:

If I were to say something like that I would automatically add a "pfft, yea right." It's not in me to say something nice like that. Eventually they come to realize that I'm like that and nothing can change it. I can't say "baby, honey, I love you, ect" Girls LAUGH at me when I do. Like they know it's a joke.

[Catnip]

My theories seem to be tested and true. Nice or not. It works.


But I have had numerous girls cheat on me. Now I no longer care about the dating scene. It's all just sex. I've turned the asshole mode on but habits are hard to break.

I dated a girl though that would not go anywhere without makeup. And when I say anywhere, I mean not even the drive-thru at taco bell:thinking:


:???:

see? :yes:

[Maniacc]

i know, i know. i need to put my phone on charge, but that's too far of a walk.
Bitch, shut the fuck up.

[qwick]

:???:

see? :yes: x2

[stillaneon]

Hahahaha!!! I WOULD NEVER SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT! NEVER! :lmfao:

If I were to say something like that I would automatically add a "pfft, yea right." It's not in me to say something nice like that. Eventually they come to realize that I'm like that and nothing can change it. I can't say "baby, honey, I love you, ect" Girls LAUGH at me when I do. Like they know it's a joke.


:lmfao:

Yeah I know its not you. just offering a suggestion to the throws of guys here.

You should try Halfwit's pick-up line. Guaranteed sex


Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform?

[stillaneon]

:???:

see? :yes:

Maybe you missed the point. I don't care.

like I said, Tried and True....

I will get mine either way.:ninja:

[Maniacc]

:lmfao:

Yeah I know its not you. just offering a suggestion to the throws of guys here.

You should try Halfwit's pick-up line. Guaranteed sex
Haha, no way! Casey actually gets laid?

[Catnip]

Haha, no way! Casey actually gets laid?

lolol. if you use chloroform it's not getting laid.

[stillaneon]

From what I understand. But the point is

Chloroform = Passed out. It's actually better to see it in person

[Maniacc]

When it comes to chicks I've found they are ALL at least a little bit like this. Some to a greater degree, but it still always follows this basic pattern.

They display very little baggage at first. (Some don't, I just avoid them)
I remain wary.
They continue to be cool after the first month or so.
I start to like them.
They unleash the baggage.
I stop liking them.
They wonder why.
I replace them.
The next chick does the same thing.
I die cold and alone.

Do I need help?

[stillaneon]

lolol. if you use chloroform it's not getting laid.


You're wrong.

Goes back to the age old question.


Why does it take so much longer for a woman to get off than a guy?
























Who cares, I got mine.

[stillaneon]

When it comes to chicks I've found they are ALL at least a little bit like this. Some to a greater degree, but it still always follows this basic pattern.

They display very little baggage at first. (Some don't, I just avoid them)
I remain wary.
They continue to be cool after the first month or so.
I start to like them.
They unleash the baggage.
I stop liking them.
They wonder why.
I replace them.
The next chick does the same thing.
I die cold and alone.

Do I need help?



Nope, right on track;)

[Red_Phoenix]

its either one of two things. Spending a little extra time to pretty up. OR since you picked the place you know exactly where it is and how to get there. Us girls on the other hand have to FIND this place. I'm almost always on time and if I am late its for one of those 2 reasons

[Catnip]

You're wrong.

Goes back to the age old question.


Why does it take so much longer for a woman to get off than a guy?


Who cares, I got mine.

According to your logic, getting man booty is the same... :gay:

[G.C]

The girls you guys are talking bout, that always gets late. Are they "Blondie"????

[Maniacc]

its either one of two things. Spending a little extra time to pretty up. OR since you picked the place you know exactly where it is and how to get there. Us girls on the other hand have to FIND this place. I'm almost always on time and if I am late its for one of those 2 reasons
That does kinda make sense. She also drives a slow ass honda accord(I rag on that shit all day SON LOL) so that might also be another reason why she gets there late. But is there a logical answer to my question? Are chicks just as random as randomguy or are they about as straight as elton john?

[stillaneon]

According to your logic, getting man booty is the same... :gay:


According my logic, getting off is getting off.

It doesn't matter, guy/girl, dead/alive, conscious/unconcious, consensual/rape.

Either way it's sex and the state will see it the same way.

If you rape some one (using the chloroform JOKE or not) it's still getting laid, so you might as well enjoy it:rolleyes:

[Maniacc]

The girls you guys are talking bout, that always gets late. Are they "Blondie"????
Huh, yea she is. :D LOL

[Catnip]

According my logic, getting off is getting off.

It doesn't matter, guy/girl, dead/alive, conscious/unconcious, consensual/rape.

Either way it's sex and the state will see it the same way.

If you rape some one (using the chloroform JOKE or not) it's still getting laid, so you might as well enjoy it:rolleyes:

you driving a neon all makes sense now :lmfao:

[stillaneon]

The girls you guys are talking bout, that always gets late. Are they "Blondie"????

It doesnt matter what the haircolor is.

It's genetic

[qwick]

its either one of two things. Spending a little extra time to pretty up. OR since you picked the place you know exactly where it is and how to get there. Us girls on the other hand have to FIND this place. I'm almost always on time and if I am late its for one of those 2 reasons

If you have to find the place give YOUR SELF more time to find it dont cut in on my time caues you dont have a good sence of direction.

[stillaneon]

you driving a neon all makes sense now :lmfao:


Yeah, as funny as me driving a neon is, I'm stating it does not matter what the method is to getting laid, It's still sex.......

[Maniacc]

This thread is a place for intellectual conversation.

Don't pollute it with this nonsense you guys. Srsly this is a serious thread. k

[Catnip]

Yeah, as funny as me driving a neon is, I'm stating it does not matter what the method is to getting laid, It's still sex.......

There's a difference in getting laid and having sex.

You can have sex with a dead cow, that's totally not getting laid.

amirite?

[alpine_aw11]

It all boils down to their natural lack of intellect. They're just too fucking dumb to show up on time, plain and simple.