Cooking will never be the same again...(*-*)...V. im no longer hungry

[Sport1.3]

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes (a great gift idea)


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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

omfg :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: the reviews are the best part


i cant stop throwing up......or laughing :lmfao:

[Ran]

I highly recommend this book to everyone. Cum-eating is certainly considered very much taboo in our society, but my hope is that books like this will lead to a day when we can ll go to a vending machine and buy a bag of cummi bears.

I am proud to be a cum eater - I'm eating goo while I type this.

I make my own cum jerky, cum mayonnaise and cum ice cream! These are not in this book, but they are delicious! I eat my own cum, my neighbor's cum and even my dog's cum. I must admit, my arm does get tired jacking us all off, but it helps to keep my biceps in shape.

That's the other upside of semen consumption - the fun of getting it! Every time I get hungry, I jack off and blow a load into some tupperware.

It feels good, and tastes GRRRRRRREAT.OMFG I lost it.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sport1.3]

:lmao: @ cummi bears

[Killer]

gross

[j0nbunklah0m]

HAHAHAHAHAHA cummi bears.. btw that is fucking nasty

[Buttons]

If everyone gets into this, it'll be like the wild, wild west - guys just shootin' everywhere! Loads will be flying all over - we'll all be wearing goggles to avoid losing an eye.

My concern is, where does this leave the ladies? What are they eating? They'll be even more dependent on men to give them cum to eat. If a chick squirts, is that juice edible? Is there a cookbook for vag juice?

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for a bunch of cum eating ladies, alright. You can call me Old Country Buffet girls - don't be shy, line up - it's all you can eat!!! Come & get it!

Wow, that sounds like a perfect world, charging $5.99 to get sucked off by a hundred hungry women at dinner time everyday. I could even put out coupons from time to time.

EAT CUM, EVERYONE!!!!

I really don't know what to say.



These recipes are easy to make, even for cooking "new comers."
The Tossed Salad was a big hit at our Mens' Club Meeting. A slathering of Creamy Cucumber dressing really made the flavors pop

Makes you really think about that one.

[04sleepa]

....haha..thats sick as hell lol

[DeutscheBAG!]

eeww.."instead of cream of wheat" Cream of Pete

[collins]

Also makes for easy transition from breast milk to solid food for babies. Plus they're still used to the nipple so they do most of the work.

OMFG!!!! :lmfao:

[Sport1.3]

OMFG!!!! :lmfao:


:lmfao: SOMEONE HAS RESERVED THIER POSITION IN HELL WITH THAT ONE

[Ed]

epic

[takume]

OMG, that's really make me laugh/ good find.

[AirMax95]

Sick, but funny as hail, lol!


OK,........going to puke now.