Text a random girl you know and ask..

[willum14pb]

"Hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?"

Post results here



Inspired by thread from audizine. This should be interesting http://my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/icon38.gif

NOTE: it can't be someone you've already had sex with.

[Me86Rob]

"haha. in your dreams. thats when"

[BKgen®]

oh this'll be good. *sends text*

[mmmmpsi]

Message Sent.. Let the games begin!

I sent multiple messages. :)

Response #1

"Tap what?"

So I responded "That booty"

Response..

"Next weekend unless u can c me Monday"

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! :cheers: Thank you Import Atlanta hehe

[Me86Rob]

bwahahaha i did it to red phoenix. "escuse me, come again????"

[Crazy Asian]

OO ME
let me do eet to um TEGGER!!

[FasTech]

I did it on IM with a girl I know.... I lost my phone 2 weeks ago so no txt! But its the same.




drmcdaddy: hey baby, when you going to let me tap that?
sashashub: what?
drmcdaddy: When you going to let me tap that?
sashashub: umm...whenever you want

And I've known her for a while but just started talking to her again about 2 days ago.

[DJ Maestro]

What are you talking about! You are married. What brought that up?

She obviously hadn't heard that I was getting a divorce. :lmfao: :lmfao:

[TS240]

Quote: "WTF MATT???"
lulz!!

[Josh...]

Pics of the message or it didn't happen.......

[Red_Phoenix]

" OMG!! I never knew you woudl swing that way!"

Thanks IA now some chick thinks a want to bang her. I dunno why i listened to you guys....* continues text convo explianing situation*

[DJ Maestro]

" OMG!! I never knew you woudl swing that way!"

Thanks IA now some chick thinks a want to bang her. I dunno why i listened to you guys....* continues text convo explianing situation*

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Alan®]

:ninja: Epic lulz about to happen

[BKgen®]

"Ha!"

[SiRed94]

"lol u r crazy"

me: "I'm serious"

"oh, well in that case well see"

[Stormhammer]

So far

" hahahahaha "

" Justin what the FUCK my bf ended up reading that!"

[DJ Maestro]

So from the responses so far it leads one to hypothesize that there are a lot of easy women that a lot you know. :lmfao:

[Alan®]

Brandon got me drunk apparently

"Again? Damn!"

[G.C]

We all know you guys are making up stuff that got the response "yes you can fuck me" from a random chick. Unless you sent a text to a whore thats infested with HIV.:taun:

[bigdare23]

People on IA is full of it. Majority of all haven't even seen a pussy besides on the internet.

[Catnip]

I sent it to my sister.























no, but for real, sent it to two chicks *waits*

[Stormhammer]

LOL

" no fag " <--- from MitzuEVO

[FlipKing]

Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?

"Hey Clint"

She assumed my friend got my phone,hahaha

[blaknoize]

Girls respond better to the simple. "Let me pull ya hair..." line from R. Kelly.

[G.C]

waiting for my response too. Sent it to my girl's best friend.

[Killer]

on FB chat:
Do what???
nope

you like me and thats why you talked to me all the time........

^^^ LOL!!!!!!!! retards...

texts....

1: what? where did that come from.....??? are you drunk?

2:but you just got some the other day!(no not from her)...

[G.C]

LOL

" no fag " <--- from MitzuEVO


Text a random girl you know and ask..

:no::no:

[Catnip]

"shut the hell up! why everytime you text me u send me bullshit instead of just saying hey"

[Red_Phoenix]

~still patching it up with disappointed lesbo friend~

[Alan®]

~still patching it up with disappointed lesbo friend~
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: You should give it a shot. :goodjob:

[Buttons]

if my phone would get service, i'll do it.

[Stormhammer]

:no::no:

he's girly enough :D

[Catnip]

"hey and never"


=/

[G.C]

waiting for my response too. Sent it to my girl's best friend.

Well here's my response.
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k62/kentooo/IMG_4072.jpg

[Killer]

the other was just a "ha ha"

[Friggintitsman]

Text sent to GKtib

awaiting response

[BKgen®]

People on IA is full of it. Majority of all haven't even seen a pussy besides on the internet.
^^
exhibit A


:ninja:


*runs*

[Red_Phoenix]

"um. was that supposed to be sent to me?"

[Friggintitsman]

Text sent to GKtib

awaiting response

:lmfao:Response: "When you grow tits and a vag"

I'm flattered you find me attractive Brandon.

[Stormhammer]

" what the fuck ?"

" friday "

[Killer]

the other was just a "ha ha"

i replied with.. "that's not an answer"...

then i received.... "ha ha... when you want it!"

lirl!

[Red_Phoenix]

" If I didn't have a bf I would help you out"

Can we change the rules to include guys too?? this is getting me in trouble LOL

[csmiths]

texted to Osnap


Response- "I saw that thread you fucking fag"

[Buttons]

alwaysup2sumtyn (6:04:08 PM): Hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?
R2Kfairlady69 (6:04:28 PM): I've been waiting on you.

[Red_Phoenix]

" what the fuck ?"

" friday "

HA!! So thats why you want half a day off work tomorrow!!!

[On_Her_Face]

fb chat..

6:04pmWilliam
hey baby, when are you going to let me tap that?

6:06pmKaitlin
excuse me??

[Crazy Asian]

HAHAHAH I sent to my best friend's lil sis. Hahahahahahahahahah:

Her: When you come down to LA Ill let you tap both front and back all night long with Andrew hearing our moans and screams.

HAHAHAHAHA AWESOME!!!

[Red_Phoenix]

HAHAHAH I sent to my best friend's lil sis. Hahahahahahahahahah:

Her: When you come down to LA Ill let you tap both front and back all night long with Andrew hearing our moans and screams.

HAHAHAHAHA AWESOME!!!


I call BS---- :tongue1:

[Crazy Asian]

And the one I sent to T3gger.

"I thought asians didint like white girls cuz they're dirty?"

[Crazy Asian]

I call BS---- :tongue1:

You wish. You just jealous cuz I didnt send you a text. I know you were checking me out that Varsity night. You should have know I love fiery red heads. Too bad I dont have you number or else I would have instantly just called you and said "Im gonna tap you now, so that door better be open in less then 10 minutes." BTW PM your number please. LOL.

[Red_Phoenix]

You wish. You just jealous cuz I didnt send you a text. I know you were checking me out that Varsity night. You should have know I love fiery red heads. Too bad I dont have you number or else I would have instantly just called you and said "Im gonna tap you now, so that door better be open in less then 10 minutes." BTW PM your number please. LOL.

Yes I was checking you out alright. I was thinking "damn! I've never seen some ones armS flail Around so much while he speaks:thinking: ."

My door is always locked. and you wiill have to get past the man eating guard lizard----good luck

and as far as my number---NO

:tongue1:

[Crazy Asian]

SHUSH WOMAN!!! YOU WILL SEND ME YOUR NUMBERS OR ELSE ILL HAVE TO ASK "SOMEONE" FOR IT AND YOU KNOW WHO THIS PERSON IS!!!

[Crazy Asian]

and that day osnap was being an idiot. That boy's brain wasnt functioning that day and I kept trying to explain things to him but he couldnt understand because Autumn infected him with something. God knows what that woman is capable of.

[Catnip]

Collins said "helllz to the nahhhh" to my pee in his butt offer... LOL

[bigdare23]

^^
exhibit A


:ninja:


*runs*


:lmfao:

[Red_Phoenix]

SHUSH WOMAN!!! YOU WILL SEND ME YOUR NUMBERS OR ELSE ILL HAVE TO ASK "SOMEONE" FOR IT AND YOU KNOW WHO THIS PERSON IS!!!

No he won't. go ahead try it

[Crazy Asian]

yes he will. He loves me. He will do anything for me. Unlike someone who thinks her boob can get her anything. AHEM.

[The BUCKY]

lea ann gave me "um no"

[Red_Phoenix]

yes he will. He loves me. He will do anything for me. Unlike someone who thinks her boob can get her anything. AHEM.

:thinking: :thinking: ......... I have.....2

[BTLFED]

I just sent that text to Cav-E-R. We will see what she says LOL :ninja:

[BTLFED]

I just sent that text to Cav-E-R. We will see what she says LOL :ninja:

Her response:

"Mike said he's going to kill your entire face, and pee on you like r kelly"

Wow LOL

[Crazy Asian]

:thinking: :thinking: ......... I have.....2

I meant that. :D :D

[Crazy Asian]

Her response:

"Mike said he's going to kill your entire face, and pee on you like r kelly"

Wow LOL

But r kelly peed on an underdage I dont btlfed is underage.

[Alan®]

Autumn asked me.....alwaysup2sumtyn (6:03:29 PM): Hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?

And my response

notixfordatc (6:27:55 PM): when they find the cure for aidz

[Crazy Asian]

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. LOL

[BKgen®]

Damnit. Well i fucked up. Big time.

Apparently out of the 2 "Sarah" contacts I have in my phone, I sent it to... well... just read:


"What the fuck Brandon? im your COUSIN! Isn't 6:00 a little early to be drunk...?"

[The BUCKY]

epic

[Alan®]

Damnit. Well i fucked up. Big time.

Apparently out of the 2 "Sarah" contacts I have in my phone, I sent it to... well... just read:


"What the fuck Brandon? im your COUSIN! Isn't 6:00 a little early to be drunk...?"
OMFG ROFL REPS :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Red_Phoenix]

Damnit. Well i fucked up. Big time.

Apparently out of the 2 "Sarah" contacts I have in my phone, I sent it to... well... just read:


"What the fuck Brandon? im your COUSIN! Isn't 6:00 a little early to be drunk...?"

Fuckingeh dude!! Quality control....sheesh!!:lmfao:

[BTLFED]

Damnit. Well i fucked up. Big time.

Apparently out of the 2 "Sarah" contacts I have in my phone, I sent it to... well... just read:


"What the fuck Brandon? im your COUSIN! Isn't 6:00 a little early to be drunk...?"

Holy fucking WIN!! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: Reps!

[OneSlow5pt0]

bahaha...brandon u win

[TIGERJC]

"Her response"
We haven't spoke in so long, and you send me that shit. Fuck you

:(

[Vteckidd]

Her response:

"Mike said he's going to kill your entire face, and pee on you like r kelly"

Wow LOL
damn right get off my woman!

[Crazy Asian]

HAHAH BRANDON YOU WIN DID YOU GET THE TXT?

[BABY J]

Damnit. Well i fucked up. Big time.

Apparently out of the 2 "Sarah" contacts I have in my phone, I sent it to... well... just read:


"What the fuck Brandon? im your COUSIN! Isn't 6:00 a little early to be drunk...?"

I'm not her cousin - text her my nuimber. :D

[BABY J]

bwahahaha i did it to red phoenix. "escuse me, come again????"

I sent that not her -- she was busy.:idb:

[BTLFED]

damn right get off my woman!

Hahahha you bitch! I own3d you both from a thread ON IA! And you are on here like 38927047 times a day! :lmfao:

[BKgen®]

Fuckingeh dude!! Quality control....sheesh!!:lmfao:

i just added "(cousin)" next to her name :no:

[SLOWR/T]

Waits response.....

[JITB]

lol im in im waiting for my response..

[SLOWR/T]

Her response

"WHAT???"

Me

" I didn't studda "

[BTLFED]

Another response:

"Are you fucking insane?! I'm telling your girlfriend!"

Opps LOL

[tron]

lol

me:hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?
her:lol never!
me:im 4 real
her:NO!


i fail!!!lol
NEXT!!

[JITB]

lol im in im waiting for my response..

i got a

"what the fuck"

:cry:

[SLOWR/T]

Not looking good for alot of us :(

[tron]

ok 2nd response

her:haha ur funny
me:im not laughin
her:well you shud be

3rd response

her:very funny "barney"<<long story
me:why are you laughin??
her:ur joking
me:nope, no joke
her:yes a joke
me:just say yes
her:NO!!
me:BITCH!!!

4th

her:can you handle it??
me:hellyea i can handle dat ass
her:ummm no you cant babe im too Crazy 4 yu. i'll handle you sexi :)

YES!!!
*runs to gas station for condoms*

[SLo_MKIII]

sent... reply

OMG!!! WTF BRETT???

[Me86Rob]

:thinking: :thinking: ......... I have.....2

pix or they dont exist

[SLo_MKIII]

sent another... awaits response

[BTLFED]

Me: "Hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?"

Her: "This weekend baby, only if you're rougher this time though. Erin (my girlfriend) can join too I guess."

Me: "Whoa where did that come from?"

Her: "Haha I just thought you were finally not scared of a threesome."

Me: "Whoa wait...what?! Ooooo!"

Her: "Oh you were kidding...sorry lol."

Me: "You wouldn't do that!"

Her: "Correction...you wouldn't! Lol."

Me: "Lol whatever"

Her: "Haha see you this weekend ;)"

She has to be joking. There is no way she is telling the truth......

[Vteckidd]

I got offered a threesome too who knew it was that easy

[BTLFED]

I got offered a threesome too who knew it was that easy

She must be joking. There is no way. Erin is trying to tell me she would do it too. WTF world am I living in?!

[SLo_MKIII]

Me: let me tap that?
Her: tap who?
Me: that
Her: do u have the right person?
Me: yup
Her: u have got to be jokin

[SLo_MKIII]

She must be joking. There is no way. Erin is trying to tell me she would do it too. WTF world am I living in?! a dam good one

[Alan®]

Me: "Hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?"

Her: "This weekend baby, only if you're rougher this time though. Erin (my girlfriend) can join too I guess."

Me: "Whoa where did that come from?"

Her: "Haha I just thought you were finally not scared of a threesome."

Me: "Whoa wait...what?! Ooooo!"

Her: "Oh you were kidding...sorry lol."

Me: "You wouldn't do that!"

Her: "Correction...you wouldn't! Lol."

Me: "Lol whatever"

Her: "Haha see you this weekend ;)"

She has to be joking. There is no way she is telling the truth......

FUCK THAT MAKE THAT SHIT HAPPEN

[SLo_MKIII]

Me: let me tap that?
Her: tap who?
Me: that
Her: do u have the right person?
Me: yup
Her: u have got to be jokin

*update*

Me: Import atlanta will explain everything
Her: lol ur retarded haha. Was I ur first choice?
Me: second
Her: aww :) I was thinkin bout gettin mad but then again I liked the idea haha

=)

[osnap]

ok well aparently me and charlie (csmiths98av6) sent the text to our friend, he sent his about 5 min earlier and we both got "Yall are stupid"


but the better one is that Lea Anne got my text and replied "um no" then about 5 min later i got a phone call saying that she got the same text from bucky and was like wtf is going on. lol

[X-Runner]

Text sent...

Got back:

Um excuse me. Who is this?

:lmao:

osnap guess who I sent it to... lol

[teh bri]

I sent it to my sister.























no, but for real, sent it to two chicks *waits*


:lmfao: and im one of them..

but i was sleeping :ninja:

[stephanie]

sent to my friend randi.

"whenever you are ready....buwahahahahah"

[Mr. Clean]

Damnit. Well i fucked up. Big time.

Apparently out of the 2 "Sarah" contacts I have in my phone, I sent it to... well... just read:


"What the fuck Brandon? im your COUSIN! Isn't 6:00 a little early to be drunk...?"

LOLOLOLOL def. the winnar as of right now lol

[hydroshutter]

"What does this mean? Anyways, come downstairs, your father and I are eating dinner"

[Mr. Clean]

alright... sent to girl from school... no response in 5 mins. she normally text's back promtly... lol.

outcome could be epic.

and FB chatted another and simply got

hahahaha

[Catnip]

:lmfao: and im one of them..

but i was sleeping :ninja:


"when? where? and how?"


yeaaaa ;)

[Buttons]

alwaysup2sumtyn (8:08:10 PM): hey bri, when ya gonna let me tap that?
DamnnnnBri (8:08:18 PM): tonight!

[Mr. Clean]

sent to my g/f just for kicks:

Her: what?!
Me: i didn't stutter
Her:Lol haven't heard u ask for it that way before...

[ALVIN]

message sent to bucky....waits for response...

[Buttons]

alwaysup2sumtyn (8:35:00 PM): hey baby, when ya gonna let me tap that?
DrunkscotsmanJ (8:35:12 PM): hahahahahaha


damn :( no luck today.

[SLOWR/T]

message sent to bucky....waits for response...

Not going to be what you want.......;)

[ALVIN]

nothing from bucky...

"lol whatever"

"Idk. When u gonna come finish my tat and do my stars and my friends tat? Then ill let u do whatever u want to me."

"I have a boyfriend"


...


Keep on keepin on...new people

[ALVIN]

ps that was three diff girls lol

[redrumracer]

wow i got who is this

[redrumracer]

LOLOLOLOL def. the winnar as of right now lol
yes deff the winner

[DeeAOne]

i must have no game. all failures so far. :no: :cry:

lol

[Fr33way]

"After you come up a more creative line than that..."

[Buttons]

wow i got who is this


i wonder who said that... :rolleyes:

[SLOWR/T]

nothing from bucky...

"lol whatever"

"Idk. When u gonna come finish my tat and do my stars and my friends tat? Then ill let u do whatever u want to me."

"I have a boyfriend"


...


Keep on keepin on...new people

Are you sure?!? lol

[Mr. Clean]

message back from girl @ school:

Her: what
Me: i didn't stutter
Her: R u crazy
Me: no.
Her: Hah yea u r
Me: why do i have to be crazy?

and nothing back from her yet lolol. i think i wigged her out.

[redrumracer]

i wonder who said that... :rolleyes:
idk

[Imadaman]

nice thread...perfect for awkward situations with girl friends.

[BKgen®]

nice thread...perfect for awkward situations with girl friends.

or cousins.



...

[Mr. Clean]

or cousins.

lol... an imbred emo pedo.

inbredemopedo. i believe you've got a new nickname lol.

[Ed]

And the one I sent to T3gger.

"I thought asians didint like white girls cuz they're dirty?"

lol


funny i sent it to her too her response:

"Anytime lover. I love the brazilian cock."

[redrumracer]

lol... an imbred emo pedo.

inbredemopedo. i believe you've got a new nickname lol.
i thought nicknames where supposed to be short?

[slostang]

* awaits reply

[Mr. Clean]

i thought nicknames where supposed to be short?

eh well... lol

[ALVIN]

fuck you bucky damnit asshole...grose

[ALVIN]

fuck you too brian i see you lurking...ass

[redrumracer]

come one now, where are your responses?
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[1SICKLEX]

People on IA is full of it. Majority of all haven't even seen a pussy besides on the internet.
Sig worthy

[Crazy Asian]

lol


funny i sent it to her too her response:

"Anytime lover. I love the brazilian cock."

DIAF!!!!!! :2up: :2up: :2up:

[ironchef]

Girl 1: "What the fuck?"

Girl 2: "Excuse me? lol"

All the other girls I know have boyfriends that im friend's with, so that would be awkward =\.

[Crazy Asian]

RiceBeater345 (10:11:41 PM): hey i want to.."OH GOD MY HAND!!!" ITS BURNING!!!! WTFAWK!!!!
RiceBeater345 (10:11:42 PM): HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE THESE NEWLY DEVELOPED WARTS ON MY MOUTH?!?! THEY WEREN'T THERE 2 MINUTES AGO!"
RiceBeater345 (10:11:54 PM): AND WHATS THIS SHIT ON MY DICK!!!????
alwaysup2sumtyn (10:11:57 PM): wha?
RiceBeater345 (10:12:00 PM): FAWK EVEN TYPING TO YOU GET ME STD??? YOU BITCH!!!
alwaysup2sumtyn (10:12:09 PM): i is confused

[Ed]

RiceBeater345 (10:11:41 PM): hey i want to.."OH GOD MY HAND!!!" ITS BURNING!!!! WTFAWK!!!!
RiceBeater345 (10:11:42 PM): HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE THESE NEWLY DEVELOPED WARTS ON MY MOUTH?!?! THEY WEREN'T THERE 2 MINUTES AGO!"
RiceBeater345 (10:11:54 PM): AND WHATS THIS SHIT ON MY DICK!!!????
alwaysup2sumtyn (10:11:57 PM): wha?
RiceBeater345 (10:12:00 PM): FAWK EVEN TYPING TO YOU GET ME STD??? YOU BITCH!!!
alwaysup2sumtyn (10:12:09 PM): i is confused

lulz... e-std ftl

[BKgen®]

LOLOL^

[Motivation]

RiceBeater345 (10:11:41 PM): hey i want to.."OH GOD MY HAND!!!" ITS BURNING!!!! WTFAWK!!!!
RiceBeater345 (10:11:42 PM): HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE THESE NEWLY DEVELOPED WARTS ON MY MOUTH?!?! THEY WEREN'T THERE 2 MINUTES AGO!"
RiceBeater345 (10:11:54 PM): AND WHATS THIS SHIT ON MY DICK!!!????
alwaysup2sumtyn (10:11:57 PM): wha?
RiceBeater345 (10:12:00 PM): FAWK EVEN TYPING TO YOU GET ME STD??? YOU BITCH!!!
alwaysup2sumtyn (10:12:09 PM): i is confused

lol your fingers now have the aidz.

[Crazy Asian]

I have no more fingers. Im typing with a pen in my mouth.

[BKgen®]

I have no more fingers. Im typing with a pen in my mouth.

teh aids has traveled up the pen and into your mouth by now.

oh snap :eek:

[OneSlow5pt0]

"hahahaha, that caught me totally by surprise!"

so can i tap it

"haha, sure thing"

[Crazy Asian]

teh aids has traveled up the pen and into your mouth by now.

oh snap :eek:

wHAT how is that possible?!!!

[qwick]

:no:

me:"hey, when you gonna let me tap that?"

girl: "what tha fuck who is this?"

me: "LOL. Dylan, so when you gonna let me tap dat ass?"

girl: "Mother fucker I dont no no Dylan and you had best not text me again!"

I looked at my phone and I hit the 5 instead of the 8.:doh:

[BKgen®]

LOL

[Terror]

sent to turbo jetta :ninja:

[Terror]

turbojetta: LOL WTF MATE

[Brown Man]

^^ ur a dumb ass

[Catnip]

:no:

me:"hey, when you gonna let me tap that?"

girl: "what tha fuck who is this?"

me: "LOL. Dylan, so when you gonna let me tap dat ass?"

girl: "Mother fucker I dont no no Dylan and you had best not text me again!"

I looked at my phone and I hit the 5 instead of the 8.:doh:

ZOMG. lmao!

[alpine_aw11]

response:

"brad, stop smoking weed. seriously."

[0p7!mu5]

first one: i cant answer that
waiting on the next two

[Buttons]

i just pm'd somone.. :ninja:

[Buttons]

dammit. someone tell people to stop reading this thread.

[alpine_aw11]

lawl...just got another one.

"how fuckin stoned are you right now?"

seems like there is a recurring theme going on

[4eyedbox]

1st reply:
her-You haven't asked me that in years and you know I'm married. Whats wrong with you?
her- (a few minutes later) Brison said that he would swear that you're drunk but knows you don't drink so you must be retarded.

2nd reply: You know how to get here. Should I stay up?

3rd reply:
her- Your crazy.
me- No I'm not
her- When you flying up to Indy again?

4th reply:
I just started talking with you. I'm not giving it up that easy.

5th and 6th replies:
awaiting...

[Maniacc]

I'm posting so you guys can see my sig.

[scabtastic]

...awaiting a response and alex what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Maniacc]

I'm sick.

Oh and since I have no phone atm. I'm going to go message that to random girls on myspace.

[Brown Man]

I'm posting so you guys can see my sig.

wow

[scabtastic]

I'm sick..

QFT i guess

[Maniacc]

lmfao, no seriously, I am sick. I have a fever and a cold.

[JITB]

i saw that video back in 98...lol back when faces of death 1 first hit...

[scabtastic]

nyquil homie

[redrumracer]

i forsee alex either

a) gettin banned for sig

b) a sm removing it

[03RCode]

1st:
"You ruined that chance a long time ago" Me = Fail.

2nd:
"No drinking during the week" Me = Double Fail.

3rd:
"What have you been waiting on?"

4th:
"Dude."

[Maniacc]

Okay, I sent that message to these random chicks on myspace lol.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=39921424&MyToken=56a7ee50-5983-4134-a2e7-d2bd82d30c07

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=72563023&MyToken=96d970b6-4719-416b-8287-77f5dd64770b

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=3358849&MyToken=e2f61190-97a3-4e50-af36-0c8010fef7e0

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=130752480&MyToken=451c8b85-20bb-4f64-ab4e-2da90dddbfc5

[JITB]

I just had text sex..thanks to this thread.

[G.C]

pics or its just your wet dream.

[teh bri]

Ok, so i woke up this morning with exactly FIVE texts saying the same thing..

and i have NO idea who they are from besides three of them..

WTF?!

[Brett]

Someone get me Autumns number...LMAO

[Brett]

Ok, so i woke up this morning with exactly FIVE texts saying the same thing..

and i have NO idea who they are from besides three of them..

WTF?!

Consider those 5 BANNED!!! lol

[teh bri]

haha want their names? ;)

[Nomad!]

I sent this to Nitro as a joke & he responded by professing his forbidden lust for "man meat" :upchuck:

[Buttons]

Someone get me Autumns number...LMAO


wtf... :lmfao:

[BKgen®]

shit. what was the sig Alex? pm me :ninja:

[teh bri]

wtf... :lmfao:

if autumn doesnt mind... i will :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Buttons]

if autumn doesnt mind... i will :lmfao: :lmfao:


i have like a total of 5 numbers in my new phone... :cry:

[Vteckidd]

She must be joking. There is no way. Erin is trying to tell me she would do it too. WTF world am I living in?!
Tiff an i were out eating Habachi when you sent her the message, apparently the only random girl i have in my phone was one of her friends. so she told me to send it to her. this is what ensued

me: When you gonna let me tap dat ass

her:Ummm you do know this is XXXX

me: Yes i know quit avoiding the question

her: well i guess if it was a threesome and Tiff was ok with it i might, are you guys asking about a threesome? but otherwise sorry shes my BFF i cant do that to her.

me: youre lame

[teh bri]

autumn PM me your new number :D

[Catnip]

autumn PM me your new number :D


it's the same


:ninja:

[Buttons]

yeah, i have the same number... just couldn't transfer my phone book over nor do i know how to save numbers :(

[teh bri]

^ divorced..

[Catnip]

^ divorced..
:???:

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[teh bri]

..you shouldn't be cheating on me with autumn...

[blackboi50]

i sent my texts out!!!! :ninja:.....1

[Catnip]

..you shouldn't be cheating on me with autumn...

If what I did with autumn is cheating, then you're cheating on me a whole lot more :(



:cry: :cry:

[teh bri]

..how so?!?!

[TS240]

^ divorced..
pm sent:ninja: :lmfao:

[Catnip]

..how so?!?!


cuz all I did was text her :doh:

[teh bri]

soo? who do i text??? :ninja:

[Catnip]

soo? who do i text??? :ninja:


who do you not text?

it's shorter than the list of who you DO text:
collins, dubs, "shane", JM, autumn, matt, 'crazyasian', WANT ME TO KEEP GOING YOU CHEATER?!?!

:ninja:

[teh bri]

bwhahahahahahhaahahhahahahahah.

:ninja:

[Buttons]

who is shane and matt? :ninja:

[teh bri]

no comment..

[Catnip]

see. she cheats on me. double standard. and one of them bishes is the reason she doesn't lub me anymore. =/

[teh bri]

Shane?
Sigh..

He is half asian and half white.
he likes me and he is a senior in high school with me.
he is a sweetheart and holds my books and walks to me to class.

sigh..

no cheating is going on :D

[Buttons]

yet :ninja:

[teh bri]

sigh..
bri and an asian?
nnaaa.
bri has a bet with jm.

can't loose it :ninja:

[Catnip]

Shane?
Sigh..

He is half asian and half white.
he likes me and he is a senior in high school with me.
he is a sweetheart and holds my books and walks to me to class.

sigh..

no cheating is going on :D

see, i go around slapping girls books out of their hands to show I'm taken!

[TS240]

see, i go around slapping girls books out of their hands to show I'm taken!
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[teh bri]

see, i go around slapping girls books out of their hands to show I'm taken!


bwhahaha yeah righhhtt!!! :lmfao:

[Catnip]

bwhahaha yeah righhhtt!!! :lmfao:

I'm the reason this shit happens
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/930/55067546.JPG

lulz

[teh bri]

bwhahahahhaaha.


*calls shane over to computer*

[Catnip]

if you refer to maniac's latest post concerning being an asshole, this proves it...
http://images1.comstock.com/Imagewarehouse/CR/SITECS/NLWMCompingVersions/15465/15465-49dg.jpg

the bitch is smiling after I knock her books out of her hand

[teh bri]

good for her :D
be on around three..

*shane walks bri to next class*

[Catnip]

good for her :D
be on around three..

*shane walks bri to next class*

BET SHANE DOESN'T GET ANY BECAUSE HE'S TOO NICE:D

[teh bri]

haha no he doesnt get any..
neither do you..
or anybody ;)

[Catnip]

haha no he doesnt get any..
neither do you..
or anybody ;)

238593475287349384932 miles will do that, nothing else :ninja:

[Sport1.3]

"what? Danny this is mom. Did you accidently send that to me?"

[Nomad!]

Response 1: "When I see you next week baby"
Response 2: "What?!?!?!? Never you punk ass beeotch!"
Response 3: "WHAT?"
Response 4: "HaHaHa"
Response 6: "U are so damn stupid...LMAO"
Response 7: "NOW"
Response 8: "What are you doing later? I'll be the one doing all the tapping"
Response 9: "U sent this to me by mistake :P"
Response 10: "Oh my! I was just thinking about that as I was getting out of the shower"
Response 11: "Umm not anytime soon??"

This was a very bad experiment :cry:

[blackboi50]

"what? Danny this is mom. Did you accidently send that to me?"

ohhhhh:eek:.......VIOLATION!!!!

[alpine_aw11]

"what? Danny this is mom. Did you accidently send that to me?"

You can't send it to someone you have already had sex with.

[Nomad!]

You can't send it to someone you have already had sex with.
:lmfao:

[Sport1.3]

You can't send it to someone you have already had sex with.


Damn, i missed that clause. BRB

[alpine_aw11]

Damn, i missed that clause. BRB

damn UGA fans.......

[xlivingfor1x]

i texted my girlfriend and got an unpredictable response

bo: "hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?"
girlfriend: "what?"
bo: "no?"
girlfriend: "i didnt know it was for me"
bo: "who else would it be for?"
girlfriend: "chris?"


::lowers head in shame::

[Kasper]

i texted my girlfriend and got an unpredictable response

bo: "hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?"
girlfriend: "what?"
bo: "no?"
girlfriend: "i didnt know it was for me"
bo: "who else would it be for?"
girlfriend: "chris?"


::lowers head in shame::

HAHAHAHA thats just to funny!! EPIC! randoms usual... girlfriend id just slam my head against a moveing truck!

[Sport1.3]

3 texts and only one reply......they must be filling out the restraining order paperwork as we speak :cry:

[Sport1.3]

damn UGA fans.......


Response #2 "where are your manners!!! Ladies First!!"

me: So what does that mean?

Her: " i know where you live"

me: SO thats a yes then?



i have no clue what that means.....but its not a "Never" :eek:

[alpine_aw11]

Response #2 "where are your manners!!! Ladies First!!"

me: So what does that mean?

Her: " i know where you live"

me: SO thats a yes then?



i have no clue what that means.....but its not a "Never" :eek:

You might have a shot. But then again, if they don't directly say no then the man has full rights to take what he desires.

[Sport1.3]

You might have a shot. But then again, if they don't directly say no then the man has full rights to take what he desires.


her: Only if i get to tap that first!!!! lol

me: define "tap that first"

her: defined as me dominating first!! ~snickers~ lol

Me: Dominate me with a snickers?

[LeX]

lol


funny i sent it to her too her response:

"Anytime lover. I love the brazilian cock."


yeah i get that a lot too :ninja:

[DUBSf22c]

"uh.. never.. you're gross."


LOL :(

[slimm]

"cum over now. i ready and waiting"

[willum14pb]

this thread is full of win.

[Mr. Antonov]

"Hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?"

"Fuck off"

lolol

[okra1981]

Response, "Either you're really drunk or someone's playing with your phone."
I would have tried others, but they're all my girl's friends or relatives, so unlike the one dude, that's not happening. Texting cousins for some ass ftl, but funny.

[sakasaku]

People on IA is full of it. Majority of all haven't even seen a pussy besides on the internet.



excuse me muther fucker!!!! i see pussy everyday! i feed it every day and it purs when i pet it mofo..... (cats name is pussy) lol
:lmfao:

[redrumracer]

another post

[BTLFED]

FUCK THAT MAKE THAT SHIT HAPPEN

Still working on it, actually. :ninja:

My girl is getting the jealousy feelings. Damn it. The girl I sent the text to seems to still be down. :ninja:

[BTLFED]

Tiff an i were out eating Habachi when you sent her the message, apparently the only random girl i have in my phone was one of her friends. so she told me to send it to her. this is what ensued

me: When you gonna let me tap dat ass

her:Ummm you do know this is XXXX

me: Yes i know quit avoiding the question

her: well i guess if it was a threesome and Tiff was ok with it i might, are you guys asking about a threesome? but otherwise sorry shes my BFF i cant do that to her.

me: youre lame

That's hilarious. I sent mine to Erin's BFF too! :lmfao:

[Vteckidd]

is it the impenatrable fortress?

if so shes just teasing ;)

[BTLFED]

You might have a shot. But then again, if they don't directly say no then the man has full rights to take what he desires.

And it's not rape if you yell "surprise" first.

[BTLFED]

is it the impenatrable fortress?

if so shes just teasing ;)

What the hell are you talking about? Nothing is impenetrable. :ninja:

"Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me...."

[Farrow2005]

my GF

"Excuse me? "

[ep9716]

I Got A
"Tap What?"

[jonathanjone]

twistedgary (12:55:36 AM): "when you gonna let me tap that?"
jasmynestaton910 (12:56:20 AM): are u serious
twistedgary (12:56:36 AM): yea (showthread.php?t=205820&page=1&pp=20)
jasmynestaton910 (12:57:06 AM): FUCK off ho, slow ass 240 having ho


lol

[tdurr]

#1:Yup
Me: when?
havent gotten anything back yet...

#2: TIM!!! Inappropriate!
Me: Come on, u kno u wanna...
Her: Hah! I hate to break it to you but im NOT that easy.. and besides yhou should be satisfied with what you get...

#3: Lol what?
^^i sent that to callmetree

#4:Whenever you want, boo!

[On_Her_Face]

"are you drunk"

[87 Turbo II]

I sent it to a girl on AIM and she signed off. I think that means I'm blocked. Fail=me

[PURP]

well apparently I'm more of an alcoholic than I thought....

I cheated tho... I sent it to my wife saying, "when you gonna let me tap that?"

she replies, "tap what? I don't have a keg"..

[FRYLOCK]

5:50pmMichael
when you gonna let mer tap that

5:51pmJessica
mer?

5:51pmMichael
me*

5:53pmJessica
you wouldn't be so lucky

5:53pmMichael
why is that?

5:54pmJessica
what makes you think you could? i have standards.

[UpSideDownDesi]

this thread is dead already?
3 sent waiting*

i don't know if i wanna sent it to someone i am trying to talk to.........ah fuck it...sent.

edit:
reply: "So i guess things aren't working out with Christina"
me: "it's w/e, and where ever it goes"
reply: "see you after 5 tomorrow?"

LOL LOL

[IMPORTchic]

This thread explains it all....

being in Austell all week/weekend equaled no IA time to see this thread. Real funny Corey. You almost had people coming after you! We were all fired up!!

[osnap]

well *I* thought it was funny. who was gonna "come after" him? :rolleyes:

[WhiteAccord]

ThuggishMofo07: hey baby, when you going to let me tap that?
VtEcKiDD: lol
VtEcKiDD: already dseen the thread
VtEcKiDD: youre about 2 weeks too late
ThuggishMofo07: trof i got bored why not try it...
ThuggishMofo07: still wanna let me tap that?
VtEcKiDD: haha who is this anyway
ThuggishMofo07: whiteaccord... you still havent answered me!!!!
VtEcKiDD: no
VtEcKiDD: you cannt top that
ThuggishMofo07: ok

[Ed]

ThuggishMofo07: ok :cry:

fixed for you.

[osnap]

ThuggishMofo? Really?

[WhiteAccord]

ThuggishMofo? Really?

Middle School....

[Buttons]

i was deleting some PMs and I saw some about this thread, so I decided to find it and bump it.....

alwaysup2sumtyn: hey baby when you gonna let me tap that?
speedminded : google maps says 2 hrs and 29 minutes

[speedminded]

i was deleting some PMs and I saw some about this thread, so I decided to find it and bump it.....

alwaysup2sumtyn: hey baby when you gonna let me tap that?
speedminded : google maps says 2 hrs and 29 minutesThat should be 3 hrs a 29 minutes including foreplay :ninja:

[Buttons]

That should be 3 hrs a 29 minutes including foreplay :ninja:
.. i'll see you around midnight then.. ;)


"when you send me nudes"

[speedminded]

Sending to two sisters now...