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DirtyMechanic
11-17-2008, 02:11 AM
So just as it says... Collins that we all know... and some randow Hooker walking the street. I have no idea wtf he was thinking but as I witnessed, here it goes...

Collins was hanging out the window of the car taking pictures of randow stuff here and there. When we come across a pretty lady(well from behind that is). I stop he takes a picture of her backside and all... Then asks as he zooms in, "Is she topless?" I respond... "Umm thats a negitive ghostrider, thats probably just a backless dress, and I'm pretty sure thats a Hooker" And sure enough it was... well Collins being the not so bright guy that he is... proceeds to get out and walk over to her and again takes a picture of her backside. She turns around and was surpized at what he was doing. At this point I dont know what the hell was going on... some yelling and balh blah blah happened real quick with objects being thrown around... well come to find out... Collins also had a boquet of flowers which he then starts to beat the women(hooker) with... and then something I dont think would have ever happened. She pulls out a gun... but not only just pulls it out... starts firing... soo yeah... what ever Collins thought was going to happen quick dissappeared. So yeah... we quickly booked the fuck out of there.... dropped that crazy mofo off at his car. Said "Never saw ya tonight," and he responed "CORRECT, and I never saw you tonight."



So Collins my good buddy ol' pal you... WTF were you thinking?

TS240
11-17-2008, 02:29 AM
lol wut?:lmfao:

FasTech
11-17-2008, 05:30 AM
Damn while I was reading this I thought the turn out was going to be Collins had sex with the hooker in your car while you watched, taking pictures, and jerking off. Then comes to find out from the night of fun he received a nasty cause of crabs. Wow, I'm very disappointed now...:(

Nitro
11-17-2008, 05:47 AM
:smackass:


i really thought she was gonna turn out to be a dude....lol

Kasper
11-17-2008, 06:41 AM
Yeah i was going with the dude theory.. but hey at least it didnt shoot anyone in the ass!!

teh bri
11-17-2008, 06:50 AM
bwhahahahahahahahahaha.

OnURleft
11-17-2008, 07:09 AM
ummmm beating a hooke with flowers??? Getting shot at. Collins I need more details this is hilarious. I see not much drama has changes since Justine left

Friggintitsman
11-17-2008, 07:43 AM
How the hell do you misspell random with a W more than once?

collins
11-17-2008, 01:12 PM
bwhahahahahahahahahaha. woman, what you laughin about? that could've been disasterous! :no:

~note to self... dont mess with hookers~

Buttons
11-17-2008, 01:20 PM
i lol'd. i hope collins learned his lesson.

§treet_§peed
11-17-2008, 01:22 PM
should of had vtec to get away with...:no:

DirtyMechanic
11-17-2008, 01:25 PM
ahh but the real question i think is where are the pictures he was taking.... come on collins post em up...

Double_0_Rusty
11-17-2008, 07:54 PM
PICS OR DIAF! KTHNXBAI

vkash1208
11-17-2008, 08:42 PM
i was hoping that it ended up being a guy also.

but since it was a chick, PICS!

collins
11-17-2008, 08:51 PM
she really wasn't that cute, guys... :no: It was just funny :yes:

ubers2k
11-17-2008, 10:41 PM
pics or it didn't happen

SicStang03
11-17-2008, 10:47 PM
pics or it didn't happen

word :camera:

nreggie454
11-17-2008, 10:48 PM
i lol'd. i hope collins learned his lesson.

Don't mess with you while you are trying to make your living?

GhostSTI
11-17-2008, 10:51 PM
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff8/benjaminfreeman06/shelovestheprescious.jpg
THE PRECIOUS!!!!

Is this what she looked like? Bring a whole new meaning to the Whoreslounge

Catnip
11-17-2008, 10:53 PM
she really wasn't that cute, guys... :no: It was just funny :yes:

Did you put your key in her ignition?
http://thumbs300.1aauto.com/IMX/1AIMX00038.jpg

GROSS.



:ninja:

TheGrillMan
11-17-2008, 10:53 PM
this is why you should never fuck with a random stranger

just cause they a ho dont mean they wont shoot first ask questions later



smart decision making there guy

GhostSTI
11-17-2008, 10:55 PM
Brings a whole new meaning to the whoreslounge lol

GhostSTI
11-17-2008, 11:03 PM
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff8/benjaminfreeman06/horny.jpg

Brown Man
11-17-2008, 11:47 PM
this be the funny

Brett
11-18-2008, 06:32 AM
woman, what you laughin about? that could've been disasterous! :no:

~note to self... dont mess with hookers~

If you pay in advance or get the monthly plan, you have no problems!! :lmfao:

T.S.
11-18-2008, 07:55 AM
pictures or it never happened!

XLR8NMR2
11-18-2008, 08:08 AM
props on a funny ass story if it's really true.

OnURleft
11-18-2008, 09:47 AM
Wait so you beat a hooker with flowers.....

DETAILS..

IMPORTchic
11-18-2008, 10:31 AM
Collins...YOU WOULD!!!! :lmfao:

So where did this take place?! ATL?

Sport1.3
11-18-2008, 10:47 AM
pics of hooker, or i call BS!