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quickdodge®
09-08-2005, 06:20 PM
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the 7th largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally . Scientists stumped.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).


Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a ca mera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. (ok, I have to add this.... it will be smooth sailing from here for the Ban on Marraiges between a Man & a Woman... VrP)

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.


Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.


Later, QD.

mocha latte cupcake
09-08-2005, 06:26 PM
bwhahahaha that was awesome!

RandomGuy
09-08-2005, 08:49 PM
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO
thats so random

quickdodge®
09-08-2005, 08:52 PM
I thought that was soooo funny. And I'm half French. Lolol. Later, QD.

5thgcelica
09-08-2005, 09:41 PM
lol good stuff

thinkfast®
09-08-2005, 10:29 PM
REPOST. 1999 called, they want their post back :D