My girlfriend is on the rag again

[Friggintitsman]

So she is going to let me plow her fart pipe again tonight. I just got that shit two nights ago.:cheers::cheers:


Troo story

[PRiMAdonna]

honestly, you disgust me.

[.blank cd]

congrats! im in the same situation

[Friggintitsman]

honestly, I'm jealous.

*fixed*

[Friggintitsman]

congrats! im in the same situation

*high five*

[.blank cd]

actually, my g/f is on the rag and im hittin someone elses fart pipe

[Friggintitsman]

actually, my g/f is on the rag and im hittin someone elses fart pipe

lol now that's quality.

[.blank cd]

u gotta do what you gotta do

[Tech5]

eeewwwwwww

[G.C]

GJ!!! I only got to hit my gf's winking brown eye twice.

[teh bri]

tmi!

[PhatbacK]

wow. this is truly a guys thread.....btw i have never heard the term "plow her fart pipe"....when you put it that way it makes it sound even worse.

[.blank cd]

does placing my meat mallet in her dookie chute sound better?

[PhatbacK]

why not just use the classy terms like..."anal sex"......to boring?

[redrumracer]

why not just use the classy terms like..."anal sex"......to boring?
doesnt show imagination.

EDIT: nor does it hold any comedic value.

[.blank cd]

how about beef bat in her brown eye

[PhatbacK]

true...it isnt as funny.

previous statement retracted.

i hope you have fun plunging your girls shit hole..

[PhatbacK]

btw that avatar is seriously disguisting!!!!!!

[§treet_§peed]

i no like the bung hole... exit only imo... btw dude that rep you gave me was fucked up lol

[.blank cd]

true...it isnt as funny.

previous statement retracted.

i hope you have fun plunging your girls shit hole..Now you're gettin the hang of it!

[.blank cd]

i no like the bung hole... exit only imo... btw dude that rep you gave me was fucked up lolwat?

[PhatbacK]

Now you're gettin the hang of it!

haha. well you dont usually hear us girls talking like that..........well i dont atleast. i figurd a guy would be weirded out if a girl said that to him.....but funny how guys dont care and still say stuff like that to us! men :screwy: you sure do know how to turn us on :no:

[Stormhammer]

ya'all are a bunch of fucking fudge packers in a willy wonka factory :lmao:

[.blank cd]

haha. well you dont usually hear us girls talking like that..........well i dont atleast. i figurd a guy would be weirded out if a girl said that to him.....but funny how guys dont care and still say stuff like that to us! men :screwy: you sure do know how to turn us on :no:I think i'd be slightly aroused if a fine girl came up to me and said "Sir, would you be so kind as to stick your meatsicle in my shit hole?"

[PhatbacK]

I think i'd be slightly aroused if a fine girl came up to me and said "Sir, would you be so kind as to stick your meatsicle in my shit hole?"
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

would you not burst out laughing first??? theres no way in hell youd be able to keep a straight face if a girl came up to you and said that!!

[.blank cd]

I may chuckle at first, but i would oblige

[PhatbacK]

riiiiight

[Ronsam2006]

So she is going to let me plow her fart pipe again tonight. I just got that shit two nights ago.:cheers::cheers:


Troo story
I'd rather go to Mary Jane than hit Wonka's chocolate factory.

[Elbow]

In the morning your thread will be called help because your gf found you left IA open and found this thread.

I bet she's ugly as FUCK.

[§treet_§peed]

lol i was referring to the thread starter

[Friggintitsman]

In the morning your thread will be called help because your gf found you left IA open and found this thread.

I bet she's ugly as FUCK.

:lmfao:
You would like to think that huh. So you could feel some sort of ego boost. I have posted many pictures of her on here and if you care to find them you will know that she is far from ugly.

[FasTech]

PIc's now or GTFO! haha.

[cobalt9123]

zack and miri make a porno.
Watch it

[Friggintitsman]

zack and miri make a porno.
Watch it

I do want to see that.

[BKgen®]

doesnt show imagination.

EDIT: nor does it hold any comedic value.

i like the way you think.

[Friggintitsman]

true...it isnt as funny.

previous statement retracted.

i hope you have fun plunging your girls shit hole..

And chicks wonder why they can't keep a man.

If more women worried more about he kitchen and the bedroom rather than the club and the mall the world would be a better place.

[Elbow]

:lmfao:
You would like to think that huh. So you could feel some sort of ego boost. I have posted many pictures of her on here and if you care to find them you will know that she is far from ugly.

:lmfao:







:no:

[Friggintitsman]

:lmfao:







:no:

Oh hai again.

[Elbow]

How are ya?

[Friggintitsman]

How are ya?

Getting better every day. My gf's asshole on the other hand.

[alpine_aw11]

Getting better every day. My gf's asshole on the other hand.

anal expansion FTMFW

[tat2darmygrl]

This thread cracks me up!!!!

[PhatbacK]

And chicks wonder why they can't keep a man.

If more women worried more about he kitchen and the bedroom rather than the club and the mall the world would be a better place.

why is that in reference to me?

[PhatbacK]

cause if it is.... then ill kick your ass and then have you make me a sandwich

[Civic Minded]

This is hotshot. I say it pertains to u. Why isn't you're ricer ass at Barrett?

[PhatbacK]

then im gunna kick ass.

ricer ass? no thanks. why do i need to be on barrett? doing the barrett 500?

[Civic Minded]

Cause it's boring without you

[Friggintitsman]

why is that in reference to me?

Hell I don't know.... I already forgot what the original post was.

[Tracy]

Serious Question. Will she keep the tampon in or not? :thinking:

[DrivenMind]

Serious Question. Will she keep the tampon in or not? :thinking:

I hope not. Dude needs to earn his wings.

lolerblades.

[Tracy]

I hope not. Dude needs to earn his wings.

lolerblades.

You earn red wings from the bleeding cooter....if you want them to count that is.

[87 Turbo II]

This thread is full of win.

[Friggintitsman]

I hope not. Dude needs to earn his wings.

lolerblades.

I been had my wings. For almost 15 years now. That's how I roll.

[.blank cd]

Ive got a bunch of redwings. i actually flew on the red airlines the other night

[0p7!mu5]

oh gawd that is disgusting as fuck.. the only red i want on my upper lip is koolaide.. btw have fun cleaning her colon!

[Brown Man]

this is too funny

[savincent]

^ x2

I'm jealous though. Congrats! :D

[DrivenMind]

I been had my wings. For almost 15 years now. That's how I roll.

laul

Nothing quite beats that good of fashioned taste of iron.

Later, QD

[cr0m3kid]

this tread just keeps getting better...

[Friggintitsman]

laul

Nothing quite beats that good of fashioned taste of iron.

Later, QD


I like to floss with the tampon strings..... while they're still in.

[DrivenMind]

Shit yea man, thats the ONLY way to do it.

I force my woman to wipe with the inside of my pillowcase.

Then I put it back on my pillow.
The smell reminds me that she's close.

[.blank cd]

ok, im not gonna go that far

[DrivenMind]

haha... just tryin to one up ya man.

[.blank cd]

haha... just tryin to one up ya man.oh







:cheers:

[Kevykev]

Lot of laughs in here,then Tracy added an element.

[Friggintitsman]

Shit yea man, thats the ONLY way to do it.

I force my woman to wipe with the inside of my pillowcase.

Then I put it back on my pillow.
The smell reminds me that she's close.

Sometimes between cycles I miss the scent of blood so much I will kick her right in the cunt to induce bleeding again.

[Friggintitsman]

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/09/07/there-will-be-blood-poster.jpg

[Sammich]

lol now that's quality.

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

[civic95]

There are way better options for these few days of the month than having your dick smell like shit. It's called a blowjob!


Personally I look forward to blowjob week! :goodjob:

[Sammich]

There are way better options for these few days of the month than having your dick smell like shit. It's called a blowjob!


Personally I look forward to blowjob week! :goodjob:

me too..ur girl is just awesome son:ninja:

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

And chicks wonder why they can't keep a man.

If more women worried more about he kitchen and the bedroom rather than the club and the mall the world would be a better place.

That wasn't sexist - AT ALL.:gay:

If more men would worry about pleasing women enough in the bedroom - we wouldn't be at the club or the mall... :goodjob:

[Red_Phoenix]

That wasn't sexist - AT ALL.:gay:

If more men would worry about pleasing women enough in the bedroom - we wouldn't be at the club or the mall... :goodjob:

Reps!!:lmfao:

[Buttons]

That wasn't sexist - AT ALL.:gay:

If more men would worry about pleasing women enough in the bedroom - we wouldn't be at the club or the mall... :goodjob:



x muthafuckn twoooo

[Jimmy B]

That wasn't sexist - AT ALL.:gay:

If more men would worry about pleasing women enough in the bedroom - we wouldn't be at the club or the mall... :goodjob:

HA +11 TIFF

[Sammich]

tiff wildin out lolz

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

No, I'm just speaking the truth...

If we had a reason to WANT to be in the bedroom, then we'd actually BE in the bedroom... since most men have no clue HOW to please a woman or even care TO please a woman then we have better shit to do besides cooking, cleaning and getting fucked in an unpleasurable manner...

[Sammich]

*my wife dont do teh club or the mall*

PS i gota bang my wife tonight cuz i was waaaaaaaaay too sleepy from the trip last night :D

[Red_Phoenix]

No, I'm just speaking the truth...

If we had a reason to WANT to be in the bedroom, then we'd actually BE in the bedroom... since most men have no clue how to please a woman or even care to please a woman then we have better shit to do...

:super: :bowdown:

[DrivenMind]

You could always just get one of those girls who's so huge she can't leave the bedroom.

That'd be reason enough for her to want to be in it.

[Tracy]

Lot of laughs in here,then Tracy added an element.
I always add an element...of some kind :crazy:

[Buttons]

No, I'm just speaking the truth...

If we had a reason to WANT to be in the bedroom, then we'd actually BE in the bedroom... since most men have no clue HOW to please a woman or even care TO please a woman then we have better shit to do besides cooking, cleaning and getting fucked in an unpleasurable manner...


i love you. :bump:

i think it's the truth... men just won't accept their own flaws.

[Buttons]

You could always just get one of those girls who's so huge she can't leave the bedroom.

That'd be reason enough for her to want to be in it.


the way she talking about being in the bedroom.... i think you can think of a way for your fat woman to burn some calories.

[DrivenMind]

it's not polite to stereotype seriously. But pretending to be sexist is fun on the interwebs.

[DrivenMind]

the way she talking about being in the bedroom.... i think you can think of a way for your fat woman to burn some calories.

Oh course I can...
































Hang some food above her bed.
:ninja:

[Buttons]

haha, cuz of course that would work.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

it's not polite to stereotype seriously. But pretending to be sexist is fun on the interwebs.

Pretending to be sexist is fun - but stupidity is unacceptable. /story.

[Maniacc]

I will never have sex with a girl that's on the rag again.

It gets too dirty. And I learned my lesson. Of course it had to be the hard way but that's how I like it. Hard with lots of girth.

[DrivenMind]

Lets keep the serious business to a minimum this early in the day.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

I will never have sex with a girl that's on the rag again.

It gets too dirty. And I learned my lesson. Of course it had to be the hard way but that's how I like it. Hard with lots of girth.

You know what... it's really not all that bad.. If it's heavy it can be a bit messy - but that's why I always suggest the shower! :idb:

[Sammich]

I will never have sex with a girl that's on the rag again.


I MAY BE MISTAKEN..BUT..U TOLD ME THE ONLY CHICK U'D BANG WAS IF SHE WAS ON A RAG...U SAID IT WAS UR FETISH..THAT WAS ON AIM THOUGH:sicks:

[Maniacc]

You know what... it's really not all that bad.. If it's heavy it can be a bit messy - but that's why I always suggest the shower! :idb:
Haha, only reason why I did it was because it was her last day in GA.

And I had to gets mine.

[DrivenMind]

I will never have sex with a girl that's on the rag again.

It gets too dirty. And I learned my lesson. Of course it had to be the hard way but that's how I like it. Hard with lots of girth.

I've only had the experience a few times, but a guy I knew was constantly laying down towels on his bed so he could hook up with his girl on her period. The rest of us thought it was funny. Weird. But funny.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Lets keep the serious business to a minimum this early in the day.

EARLY!? Where do you live, California?! :lmfao: It's 11:43!!! I've been up since 5!

[Maniacc]

I MAY BE MISTAKEN..BUT..U TOLD ME THE ONLY CHICK U'D BANG WAS IF SHE WAS ON A RAG...U SAID IT WAS UR FETISH..THAT WAS ON AIM THOUGH:sicks:
By rag I meant scat pron.

That's the only thing that'll keep me going for hours.

[Buttons]

I will never have sex with a girl that's on the rag again.

It gets too dirty. And I learned my lesson. Of course it had to be the hard way but that's how I like it. Hard with lots of girth.


who you kidding alex? you know you have a baby dick.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

And I had to gets mine.

I rest my case about men pleasing women.:yes:



Men = 0
Tiff = +1

[Sammich]

By rag I meant scat pron.

That's the only thing that'll keep me going for hours.

LOL

[Buttons]

You know what... it's really not all that bad.. If it's heavy it can be a bit messy - but that's why I always suggest the shower! :idb:


water hurts.

[Maniacc]

I've only had the experience a few times, but a guy I knew was constantly laying down towels on his bed so he could hook up with his girl on her period. The rest of us thought it was funny. Weird. But funny.
When I told my friends a few gave me props but others were all like, 'ewww dude, you're fucking gross!' I mean, is it really that bad? I had fun, til it got dirty atleast then it reached an epic level.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

who you kidding alex? you know you have a baby dick.

:eek:







































:lmfao:

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

water hurts.

Then you aren't doing it right... Shower time ftw!

[Maniacc]

who you kidding alex? you know you have a baby dick.
I know I do. Which is why I like mine hard with lots of girth. Mosta cocks is what I like to call 'em.

[DrivenMind]

lol @ the term "baby dick"

[Maniacc]

I rest my case about men pleasing women.:yes:



Men = 0
Tiff = +1
I hope you don't think I'm trying to seem like some expert fuck-machine but everytime we fucked she would cum atleast 3 times. I would be the only that either busted one huge load or ended up driving home unsatisfied. But, that was her last day here so I had to get some one last time.

[Buttons]

Then you aren't doing it right... Shower time ftw!


you mean he's not doing it right?


... i guess water never really got me jollies off. to me, it dries it out and creates too much friction.

[Buttons]

I know I do. Which is why I like mine hard with lots of girth. Mosta cocks is what I like to call 'em.


so from what i'm getting from this, is that you have a choad?

[Sammich]

I MAKE SURE SHE GETS 2 BEFORE THE SITUATION IS DONE..UNLESS SHE FURIOUSLY EXCITES ME AND I JUST CNT HOLD IT ANYMOOOOOOOOO LOL

BUT IM READY TO GO IN 5MINS LOL

[DrivenMind]

Look here girlie's. Any real man knows that the big win comes from what you can do with your mouth, and hands. Being able to do something with your dick is a plus, but unless a mans dick has hinges in it, it can't do little circles around ye old g spot.

[Maniacc]

so from what i'm getting from this, is that you have a choad?
So from what I'm getting from this, is that you have some fat that you need to get rid of if fucking in the shower creates a lot of friction.

[Buttons]

So from what I'm getting from this, is that you have some fat that you need to get rid of if fucking in the shower creates a lot of friction.


i'm talking about in twat friction... not on my body. jeez.



edit... can you not fucking read?

i said it dries "it" out and causes to much friction.

damn

[Maniacc]

i'm talking about in twat friction... not on my body. jeez.
Liar.

You were talking about your body rolls. Admit it.

[Buttons]

Liar.

You were talking about your body rolls. Admit it.


i just added more to my last post. read again.


i'm probably skinnier than all the girls you've fucked.

[DrivenMind]

Liar.

You were talking about your body rolls. Admit it.

laulerblades

[Maniacc]

i just added more to my last post. read again.


i'm probably skinnier than all the girls you've fucked.
Ask me if I give a fuck.

And you're right. I like a chick with a little bit of extra fat, that way I can play with those huge melon size tits and stretch marked ass. Why do you think I make fun of fat chicks on IA? I'm spitting game, son.

[Sammich]

Ask me if I give a fuck.

And you're right. I like a chick with a little bit of extra fat, that way I can play with those huge melon size tits and stretch marked ass. Why do you think I make fun of fat chicks on IA? I'm spitting game, son.

SPIT YO GAME TALK YO SHIT

[Buttons]

Ask me if I give a fuck.

And you're right. I like a chick with a little bit of extra fat, that way I can play with those huge melon size tits and stretch marked ass. Why do you think I make fun of fat chicks on IA? I'm spitting game, son.

haha, i mean there is a difference between plain ole fat bitches and some thick bitches.... but if you like them fat bitches, more power to ya. they need love too.

[Maniacc]

haha, i mean there is a difference between plain ole fat bitches and some thick bitches.... but if you like them fat bitches, more power to ya. they need love too.
But they must pay.

[Buttons]

But they must pay.

you make the fat bitches pay? how wrong... :no: they need that money for some jenny craig.

[Sammich]

$2..thats alex's charge

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Alright ladies.. enough bickering...

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Look here girlie's. Any real man knows that the big win comes from what you can do with your mouth, and hands. Being able to do something with your dick is a plus, but unless a mans dick has hinges in it, it can't do little circles around ye old g spot.

I agree for the most part...

I just think some men need to take human anatomy and learn all the "good" and "bad" spots of a woman's body...

[Sammich]

I agree for the most part...

I just think some men need to take human anatomy and learn all the "good" and "bad" spots of a woman's body...

tiff..i'm awaiting your PM to give me some more pointers...:ninja:

[DieselNuts]

I rest my case about men pleasing women.:yes:



Men = 0
Tiff = +1
Sheeeiiiittt, you cant put me in that category. I'll make my girl squirt all over the place multiple times before I get mine. I've said it before, as long as she gets hers, Im happy. Of course I want to get mine, but if she doesnt get hers, I might as well be beating off...

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Sheeeiiiittt, you cant put me in that category. I'll make my girl squirt all over the place multiple times before I get mine. I've said it before, as long as she gets hers, Im happy. Of course I want to get mine, but if she doesnt get hers, I might as well be beating off...

Good for you.:cheers:

[Sammich]

Sheeeiiiittt, you cant put me in that category. I'll make my girl squirt all over the place multiple times before I get mine. I've said it before, as long as she gets hers, Im happy. Of course I want to get mine, but if she doesnt get hers, I might as well be beating off...

i kinda agree..but after times of getting her off and me being punked...i always made sure i got mine

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

i kinda agree..but after times of getting her off and me being punked...i always made sure i got mine

No means NO!! Not No means MO!! Get it right, son!:lmfao:

[Sammich]

No means NO!! Not No means MO!! Get it right, son!:lmfao:

eff that:lmfao:

[DieselNuts]

i kinda agree..but after times of getting her off and me being punked...i always made sure i got mine
I feel ya on that, but I can count on one hand how many times that has happened & I lost my virginity 10 years ago, so I'd say thats a pretty good record :goodjob:

[Sammich]

I feel ya on that, but I can count on one hand how many times that has happened & I lost my virginity 10 years ago, so I'd say thats a pretty good record :goodjob:

WHILE I TOTALLY AGREE...I STILL SAY..FUCK THAT..IM GETTIN ME:lmfao:

[DieselNuts]

WHILE I TOTALLY AGREE...I STILL SAY..FUCK THAT..IM GETTIN ME:lmfao:
lol, no doubt. 1 time is too many :cheers:

[Sammich]

indeedy

[Ran]

does placing my meat mallet in her dookie chute sound better? :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Friggintitsman]

That wasn't sexist - AT ALL.:gay:

If more men would worry about pleasing women enough in the bedroom - we wouldn't be at the club or the mall... :goodjob:

Trust me I'm all bidness in bedroom.

[alpine_aw11]

Trust me I'm all bidness in bedroom.

x2. Although us men all love ejaculating, it wouldn't be nearly as good if the lady friend wasn't enjoying it.

[Friggintitsman]

it's not polite to stereotype seriously. But pretending to be sexist is fun on the interwebs.


Trooest story eva told

[Friggintitsman]

List of reasons I know I'm great in bed.

-Growing up after plowing a chick I would always be banging her friends afterward and not because I pursued them.
-I was trained by lesbians
-I'm and Aries

Unfortunately for you ladies I'm taken.

[PhatbacK]

hahahah now this thread has taken a turn for bein freakin halarious.....the classic battle of the sexes

[Buttons]

I'm a scorpio. I win.


Scorpio woman > Aries man.

[Friggintitsman]

hahahah now this thread has taken a turn for bein freakin halarious.....the classic battle of the sexes*pulls out balls* FTW

[PhatbacK]

*pulls out balls* FTW

awww how cute! i can hang those little guys from my rear view mirror!! that way they can seem bigger than they appear :D

[DrivenMind]

True Story.

I too was trained by a lesbian. It's been said by some of teh hottest bishes ever to walk the earth that if a man can still be a man but make love like a woman, he posses all that is needed to score teh epic win.

[alpine_aw11]

True Story.

I too was trained by a lesbian. It's been said by some of teh hottest bishes ever to walk the earth that if a man can still be a man but make love like a woman, he posses all that is needed to score teh epic win.

hmmmmmmmm.....

Might have to talk to my lesbian friend tomorrow. She's one of those rare attractive ones.

[DrivenMind]

I'll post a pic of her ass...

[alpine_aw11]

OMFG IVE NEVER SEEN A GIRLS ASS BEFORE

srsly

[DrivenMind]

come on. Everyone loves latin ass.

[alpine_aw11]

Half phillipino/white is my favorite. Or at least it's been working out for me.

[DrivenMind]

That does sound good, but I don't do Pacific Islanders anymore. Met to many crazy Asian women.

[alpine_aw11]

Her mom is bat shit crazy, but not mean crazy. Just drunk and crazy. Mine is cool.

[Jimmy B]

I'm a scorpio. I win.


Scorpio woman > Aries man.

SOOOOO not true...

Aries man= everythign else fail

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

awww how cute! i can hang those little guys from my rear view mirror!! that way they can seem bigger than they appear :D

:lmfao: Kali, You crack me up!!

[Friggintitsman]

awww how cute! i can hang those little guys from my rear view mirror!! that way they can seem bigger than they appear :D



If by rear view mirror you mean you're upper lip then I'm sure they will seem bigger than they appear.

[Friggintitsman]

SOOOOO not true...

Aries man= everythign else fail


*high five*
Aries FTMFW

[BKgen®]

awww how cute! i can hang those little guys from my rear view mirror!! that way they can seem bigger than they appear :D

those would be your side mirrors, genius.

valiant attempt at humor, but alas -- you fail.

[Friggintitsman]

those would be your side mirrors, genius.

valiant attempt at humor, but alas -- you fail.

Technical PWNT