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Nitro
11-03-2008, 02:15 PM
Price: $9.99






Electrons Be Gone!

As you travel throughout your day, electrons are shifting all over your body. Sometimes, like when you pull your sweater off or slide out of your car, an excess of electrons attach themselves to your body (you are actually tearing them off of the other substance). When you next touch a piece of positively charged material (your car door, your computer, or perhaps a coworker), the electrons rush from you to the positive charge. The result: a static shock. Static shocks are fun, but only if you are zapping others. They can be painful and also quite destructive; once a static charge fries your laptop, you'll know what we mean.

So we offer a very easy way to help painlessly get rid of unwanted electrons. Attach the Static Electricity Eliminator (SEE, for short) to your keyring, and you'll always have it with you. If you think you are "charged," simply hold the SEE and touch the rubber tip to a grounded object (a metal desk leg, your car door, a metal peg leg, etc). You will see a little face flash on the SEE's screen, and you'll know you are static free. It's that simple. And with no batteries to worry about (because you are providing the electricity), you'll be able to use your SEE for years to come. So shout with us, "I defy thee, oh daemon of static!" Come on, we said SHOUT!

Dimensions: approx. 2.2" long

james
11-03-2008, 02:15 PM
dude its just a little shock. change your tampon

Friggintitsman
11-03-2008, 02:16 PM
Eliminate?!?

Hell I'm trying to boost the power on my car battery for my nipple clamps.

aaronfelipe
11-03-2008, 02:18 PM
That is an original invention.

savincent
11-03-2008, 02:25 PM
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh116/savincent/static_electricity_eliminator_addit.gif
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Ran
11-03-2008, 02:30 PM
0_+ :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

ep9716
11-03-2008, 02:31 PM
Coool?

Nitro
11-03-2008, 02:39 PM
dude its just a little shock. change your tampon


i'll get right on it......thx

















"gag's James with used tampon"
:rolleyes:

Nitro
11-04-2008, 01:46 PM
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh116/savincent/static_electricity_eliminator_addit.gif
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HAHAHAHA :lmfao:

savincent
11-04-2008, 01:55 PM
That myspace comment, just had me bust out laughing. Had everyone looking at me... HAHAHAHAHA 0_+