Happy times...

[Sammich]

sammich needs em...if you have some funnies to make sammich lol, reps will be dispersed ur way as soon as possible

+whatever i'm worth for a coke and a smile/laugh

[Friggintitsman]

First


If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

[Sammich]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Friggintitsman again.

[Friggintitsman]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Friggintitsman again.

NOOOOOOOOOO!

http://data1.blog.de/blog/k/kikita/img/OhNo.jpg

[Nubz]

http://i37.tinypic.com/23m9flv.jpg

[Sammich]

error 404 funny not found

[mocha latte cupcake]

moar piktars!!!!!!!!

[Sammich]

lawl @ church

[Nubz]

http://i35.tinypic.com/2j2eohh.jpg

[Sammich]

one mo repose...and i will regret my reps

[aaronfelipe]

This is you.

[Sammich]

i see paul isnt banned...why are u procrastinating..get to itttttttttt

[aaronfelipe]

That is what I picture you like... I'm going to have to give you my password so you can get my post count up :yes:

[BobbyFresco]

............

[SiRed94]

http://pure-essence.net/stuff/ICHC/funny-pictures-15-cents-stop.jpg...

[Sammich]

http://pure-essence.net/stuff/ICHC/funny-pictures-15-cents-stop.jpg...

*gives 13cents*


That is what I picture you like... I'm going to have to give you my password so you can get my post count up :yes:

only if i can ban too:D

[SiRed94]

http://pure-essence.net/category/funny/

[alpine_aw11]

I would try to cheer you up, but since you posted that gif of me....

http://i33.tinypic.com/11lsg3c.jpg

[aaronfelipe]

*gives 13cents*



only if i can ban too:D

Scratch that, I can just edit my post count :ninja:

[Sammich]

Scratch that, I can just edit my post count :ninja:

:lmao:

[teh bri]

:D:D:D:D:D