Wierd ass bug just bit me

[RandomGuy]

Anyone know what it is, its wierd, never seen anything like it... i pulled it and its tail was stuck to my leg so i killed it. heres my own artist rendition of it ;) http://artpad.art.com/?imhg852u2ug lol its the closest i can get... but anyone know wtf it is, wtf its called... anyways im bored...
id rather get bit by 100 of these than have lizards tho, still. Feels more painful than an antbite... kinda like a bee sting. Cool looking interesting bug tho... it was shiny and shit too... maybe some type of alien species that I killed the last living specimen? sux

[guynga2004]

I can't view it this stupid computer doesn't have Macromedia Flash Player.

[Bishop]

LOL todays just not your day

[RandomGuy]

LOL todays just not your day
the thing is that i remembered that the bug bit me... lol so its all good as i see it... usually id be like .. aw fuck... ouch... let me go get some alcohol... damn milk really tastes good.

[ahmonrah]

WAS THIS YOUR CULPRIT??
http://entomology.unl.edu/images/earwigs/euro_earwigs.jpg

[Bishop]

the thing is that i remembered that the bug bit me... lol so its all good as i see it... usually id be like .. aw fuck... ouch... let me go get some alcohol... damn milk really tastes good.
LOL, or hey....let me drive to your house but ill go to the paintshop by your house first then u call me up while they are mixing the paing and you are like crap, i left the fender at home...lol

[lilgapeach]

WAS THIS YOUR CULPRIT??
http://entomology.unl.edu/images/earwigs/euro_earwigs.jpg
are thoes things smaller than that in person? If so I had one crawling on me today, I didn't know they could bite, and I am sooo glade I am scared of bugs and brushed it off real quick lol.

[RandomGuy]

it MAY be the second one but this one was all black, including the legs and everything.. and it was only about an inch long..

[Bishop]

they have claws comming out of their ass

[ahmonrah]

yeah, they are pretty small. but to random guy...those are the same species...color may vary....

[ahmonrah]

they have claws comming out of their ass
could they be the origin of the terms "PINCH IT OFF ..." or "pinchin a loaf"??

[RandomGuy]

yeah, they are pretty small. but to random guy...those are the same species...color may vary....
what are they called..better not be like "roach-with-asspinchers"

[man]

Don't die on us.

[ahmonrah]

what are they called..better not be like "roach-with-asspinchers"earwigs.....THEY WILL CRAWL IN YOUR EAR AND COMMAND YOU TO DO STUPID SHIT.(LIKEMY REPLY) BE CAREFUL....lol...j/k

[RandomGuy]

Don't die on us.
ill try not to... i think i see the light though. I'll tell yall how it is on the other side.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHhh

http://www.suite101.com/files/topics/238/files/ouch.JPG its swelling a little... thats a pic (really)

[RandomGuy]

and here we have our culprit... he was right it was an "earwig"

http://www.vvm.com/~jevans/sfterrestrialinvertebrates/folderinsects/earwig1722.gif


im gonna go eat the corpse now since its of no use anymore.

[ahmonrah]

yeah those little bastards are weird looking....i've seen them many times.

[RandomGuy]

yeah those little bastards are weird looking....i've seen them many times.
yeah they sure look wierd, but they dont taste that bad

[ahmonrah]

ewwww!!!!!

[trythefly]

wtf

[silver]

Those things scare me... they are the ickyness

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

looks like what they call a silver fish... mainly found in moist areas like bathtubs and bathrooms... let me see if I can find a pic

[ALVIN]

silverfish and earwig is the same thing...earwig is the more accurate namei think...I hate them bitches. I dunno I heard they can get in your ear and fuck with you.

[The Golden Child]

how come you have the badest luck with insects and animals .. lol

always brightens my day with your animal storys .. haha

[ISAtlanta300]

Dude,

www.terminix.com

That's all I have to say.....

Get some exterminators and shit... LOL

[Kevykev]

I killed one in my garage the other day. It continue to move although i squished it in half!

[Tracy]

Anyone know what it is, its wierd, never seen anything like it... i pulled it and its tail was stuck to my leg so i killed it. heres my own artist rendition of it ;) http://artpad.art.com/?imhg852u2ug lol its the closest i can get... but anyone know wtf it is, wtf its called... anyways im bored...
id rather get bit by 100 of these than have lizards tho, still. Feels more painful than an antbite... kinda like a bee sting. Cool looking interesting bug tho... it was shiny and shit too... maybe some type of alien species that I killed the last living specimen? sux
ahahahahaha! You shouldn't have killed that lizard. He would have eaten that bug for you! :D

[RandomGuy]

ahahahahaha! You shouldn't have killed that lizard. He would have eaten that bug for you! :D
blahahhahaha karma


my ass this bug woulda tore that lizard apart... i mean just look at it

[lilgapeach]

Well I am glade to know exactly what they are know lol, I see thoes things in our house ALL the time and they freak me out.

[99SI]

I thought you were drawing a big black penis at first when I viewed your artpad. lol.

[RandomGuy]

I thought you were drawing a big black penis at first when I viewed your artpad. lol.
if you didnt notice... i did... LOL after i drew the bug i drew one and crossed it out ... blahahah

[RandomGuy]

omfg i just killed like 3 more... i think i got an infestation... i took a cam fone pic.

[rickgiblin]

lol... that just made my day

[lilgapeach]

LOL..... Ever since I found out they bite I freak out when I see one which is like everyday now lol.