You know whats better than fucking a 3 breast'd prostitute with an oversized penis..?

[dtmcnamara]

. . . taking a gigantic shit in the morning on a heated toilet seat. :goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob:

I guess the only perk of being a plumber is getting fixtures at cost and/or below cost if they are last years model. Just picked up a TOTO heated toilet and set and its PURE SEX at 6:00am when its cold...

that is all

[DrivenMind]

I used to pour hot water on my toilette seat in the winter time cause I couldn't handle sitting down on a freezing seat. Sucks having to do that every time I piss.

[Sport1.3]

who wakes up at 6 am.....jesus they would have to make a machine like the jetsons used to achieve that with me

[Sport1.3]

I used to pour hot water on my toilette seat in the winter time cause I couldn't handle sitting down on a freezing seat. Sucks having to do that every time I piss.


you sit down to pee huh

[dtmcnamara]

you sit down to pee huh

one more reason why having a dick rules.... :goodjob:

[twinj]

TOTO is the shit. I use to work at a warehouse that stored them.

[DrivenMind]

I'm a dude.

I was making a funny.

Guess no one caught it.

[twinj]

I got it but you just made yourself look like fag when you said it.

[dtmcnamara]

I'm a dude.

I was making a funny.

Guess no one caught it.

figured you were a chick...look at your sig, i mean what dude would have that pic as a sig? :thinking:

[Ran]

you sit down to pee huhThe only times that warrant sitting down to pee are:

1) First Morning Pee

2) After Sex Pee

Let's face it, you don't want to go to take a leak only to wetspray the sink and counter.

[Sport1.3]

I'm a dude.

I was making a funny.

Guess no one caught it.


i knew you were a dude......and i caught it.....it was one of those "i see what you did there moments in my head"

[Sport1.3]

The only times that warrant sitting down to pee are:

1) First Morning Pee

2) After Sex Pee

Let's face it, you don't want to go to take a leak only to wetspray the sink and counter.


both 1 and 2 i just fire away standing...

[Ran]

both 1 and 2 i just fire away standing... :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sport1.3]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:


i'm completely serious.....i dont even see humor in that. Feels good man

[DrivenMind]

look at your sig, i mean what dude would have that pic as a sig? :thinking:


Someone who's read a lot of Hunter S. Thompson's books, and is familiar with the work of his cohort Ralph Steadman?

Do you not know who he is?

[DrivenMind]

Unless of course you're illiterate...

Which is totally cool too.

[Killer]

I'm a dude.

I was making a funny.

Guess no one caught it.

i lirl'd

[Sport1.3]

Unless of course you're illiterate...

Which is totally cool too.


you love fear and loathing.....we get it :rolleyes:

[dtmcnamara]

Someone who's read a lot of Hunter S. Thompson's books, and is familiar with the work of his cohort Ralph Steadman?

Do you not know who he is?


lol...im just messing with ya. I havent read anything from the author but I have heard things about the books. Suppose to be some good stuff.

[TheGrillMan]

you love fear and loathing.....we get it :rolleyes:


HST is way more than fear and loathing

[Ran]

HST is way more than fear and loathingIndeed. He was also a drugged out, alchoholic, paranoid, conspiracy theorist that blew his own brains out when he felt like he had lived past his prime.

[DrivenMind]

Yea dude... Fear and Loathing is just what most people are familiar with.

Songs of the Doomed was a good read, as was the Rum Diary and The Curse of Lono. I want to pick up Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail, but haven't gotten around to it yet.

[Sport1.3]

HST is way more than fear and loathing


Obviously, but belittling someone’s intelligence or literacy based solely on personal taste in literature is asinine. HST was as much of a visionary as he was a drug addict....the man took his own life. No one cares

[Sport1.3]

lol @ ran posting the same thing

[DrivenMind]

Indeed. He was also a drugged out, alchoholic, paranoid, conspiracy theorist that blew his own brains out when he felt like he had lived past his prime.

You forgot one of the best, if not the best comedic writer of the 21st century.

[DrivenMind]

Obviously, but belittling someone’s intelligence or literacy based solely on personal taste in literature is asinine. HST was as much of a visionary as he was a drug addict....the man took his own life. No one cares

I wasn't belittling anyones intelligence. I don't think anyone was. I was giving dtm a hard time for giving me a hard time about my sig. All in good fun, nothing personal. He said I had vaginal tastes, I said he was illiterate.

What's so wrong with him taking his own life? He was old, and probably not going to live much longer, and also suffering quite a bit from a life time of hard living.

[Ran]

You forgot one of the best, if not the best comedic writer of the 21st century.I think he was an entertaining writer, but I don't put him a pedestal like a lot of his cult followers; not saying that you're one of them. I just see him as fanboy'd in his genre as Steven King and J.K. Rowling are in theirs. Enjoy the book, thank the author, and move along. :)

[Sport1.3]

“Suicide sometimes proceeds from cowardice, but not always; for cowardice sometimes prevents it; since as many live because they are afraid to die, as die because they are afraid to live”

[DrivenMind]

I think he was an entertaining writer, but I don't put him a pedestal like a lot of his cult followers; not saying that you're one of them. I just see him as fanboy'd in his genre as Steven King and J.K. Rowling are in theirs. Enjoy the book, thank the author, and move along. :)

Eh... I won't argue the fan boy thing. He does have a pretty cultish fan base, but I don't think everyone who reads it really gets it, or is able to see past the iconoclast persona. Some people just like him because he did drugs.

[Sport1.3]

Some people just like him because he did drugs.


which includes ~80% of his fanbase.....imo the cult status is what ruined his work for me

[DrivenMind]

I can get that, but that's kinda like hating a band because they have nutty fans. I would never go to a Slipknot concert, but I can still appreciate them as musicians.

[Ran]

I can get that, but that's kinda like hating a band because they have nutty fans.Or hating the new GT-R because of fanboys. :ninja:

[dtmcnamara]

this is WAY off topic....you guys suck

[Jimmy B]

Nice, I would like one! LOL

PS, im re-modeling my master bath, do you get hook-ups on everything? I need a toliet, 3 faucets and 2 vanieties... PM if needed

[dtmcnamara]

send me a PM i can tell you where to go and who to talk to