Bloodninja

[Ran]

http://www.bloodninja.org/

Holy mother of Christ this sh*t is funny. :lmfao: :lmfao:

<bloodninja> Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
<j_gurli3> thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
<bloodninja> A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
<j_gurli3> haha, ok lets go.
<j_gurli3> i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
<bloodninja> I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
<j_gurli3> haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
<j_gurli3> i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
<bloodninja> Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
<j_gurli3> No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
<bloodninja> Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
<j_gurli3> stop, cmon be serious.
<bloodninja> It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
<bloodninja> I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
<j_gurli3> thats it.
<bloodninja> Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
<bloodninja> Goddam am I hard now.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Alan®]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Alan®]

<BritneySpears14> Ok, are you ready?
<eminemBNJA> Aight, yeah I'm ready.
<BritneySpears14> I like your music Em... Tee hee.
<eminemBNJA> huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
<BritneySpears14> Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
<BritneySpears14> I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
<eminemBNJA> Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
<BritneySpears14> What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
<eminemBNJA> Oh ****
<BritneySpears14> I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
<eminemBNJA> Oh ****
<eminemBNJA> damn I gotta write down your names or something

[Alan®]

OH My GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING EPIC

<J-Dogg> I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.
<Partner8> Who the fuck are you?
<J-Dogg> I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:
<J-Dogg> Fuck me, Fuck me.
<J-Dogg> My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.
<Partner8> OMFG are you trying to cyber me?
<J-Dogg> We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that :forms in your thigh.
<Partner8> Is that like cancer?
<J-Dogg> If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.
<Partner8> Good one romeo.
<J-Dogg> You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My :tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.
<Partner8>
<Partner8> The salmon swim at night.
<Partner8> Towards your room.
<Partner8> The snow and the moon.
<Partner8>
<Partner8> that was never a haiku.
<J-Dogg> To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.
<Partner8> That made even less sense than your "haiku"
<J-Dogg> So you ready to fuck then?
<Partner8> You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.
<J-Dogg> ...
<Partner8> ?
<J-Dogg> I'm spent.

[osnap]

DUDE i wanna read these so bad but i cant, every time i start to read a sentence i start laughing uncontrollably, and im sitting in a dead silent lecture class trying to play it off.... prof is totally GLARING at me right now. GODDAMMIT I WANNA READ :lmfao:

[Alan®]

DUDE i wanna read these so bad but i cant, every time i start to read a sentence i start laughing uncontrollably, and im sitting in a dead silent lecture class trying to play it off.... prof is totally GLARING at me right now. GODDAMMIT I WANNA READ :lmfao:
Don't you fucking hate that?

[osnap]

you have no idea. lol. i keep scrolling up thinking i can contain myself but with every new sentence i lose it.

[Alan®]

you have no idea. lol. i keep scrolling up thinking i can contain myself but with every new sentence i lose it.
trust me i have an idea. its hysterical though to watch the people look at you.

[DrivenMind]

I fell off my lawlerblades reading this shit. Good stuff. +reps

Where are you guys getting the s/ns to harass people? I wanna partake in the fun.

[Ed]

lol where do you get these?

EDIT

didnt see the dude's website on the first post. lol

[Sport1.3]

orange you glade i showed jew ran

[Ran]

orange you glade i showed jew ranIndeed. I knew about the wizard robe one, but these other ones are awesome. :lmao: