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Sammich
10-30-2008, 12:30 PM
FOR REFERENCE:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/475159197_70f56d01e6.jpg

LIKE..WHEN YALL GET EXCITED; ACCIDENT, ORGASM, ETC, DO YOUR EYES EVER OPEN UP LIKE NORMAL HUMANS?

I MEAN I KNOW THE REASON YALL EYES ARE THE WAY THEY ARE IS CUZ ALL YALL MOUTHS ARE STINK AND AS AN AUTOMATIC THING, YALL SQUINT YALL EYES..THEN IT JUST GOT STUCK..AMIRITE:ninja:
Nemesis
10-30-2008, 12:30 PM
Why can I only see black folks at night if they smile?
yungdz
10-30-2008, 12:31 PM
Why can I only see black folks at night if they smile?

:lmfao:
Evolunchbox
10-30-2008, 12:33 PM
^LOL
TheGodfather
10-30-2008, 12:34 PM
Why can I only see black folks at night if they smile?


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

He's got you there Sammich.
DrivenMind
10-30-2008, 12:34 PM
It's to keep the rice out, and to prevent being poked with chop sticks.
Sammich
10-30-2008, 12:34 PM
Why can I only see black folks at night if they smile?

WHY ARE YALL 'CHICKEN' WINGS ORANGE?

PS

ANSWER TO YOUR QUES, CUZ OF THE LIMITED LIGHT THATS ABLE TO PASS BTWN UR CLOSED EYES...THE REFLECTION FROM NEGRAY TEEF ALLOW U TO SEE US:tongue1:
Catnip
10-30-2008, 12:35 PM
why does sammich keep posting stupid ass threads?















lol. nvm, he's black

*runs*
GaGen2Teg
10-30-2008, 12:37 PM
Well if your an asian like me its bcuz you smoke mary jane
Sport1.3
10-30-2008, 12:38 PM
why do white ppl always make more money and always hold down the black man?? jk i dont really care ITS AWESOME!!!
Sammich
10-30-2008, 12:38 PM
Well if your an asian like me its bcuz you smoke mary jane

THERES NO SUCH CHICK THAT LIVES IN ASIA...COME AGAIN HO CHUNG
GaGen2Teg
10-30-2008, 12:43 PM
my eyes are chinky cuz i smoke weed
alpine_aw11
10-30-2008, 12:45 PM
why do white ppl always make more money and always hold down the black man?? jk i dont really care ITS AWESOME!!!

QFT

WHITE POWER
stephanie
10-30-2008, 12:52 PM
One of my best friends is asian.....he can't drive worth a SHIT! Ill remind him of this on occasion.
Sammich
10-30-2008, 12:58 PM
One of my best friends is asian.....he can't drive worth a SHIT! Ill remind him of this on occasion.

:lmfao:

I HEARD RAN AND GEORGE SWERVE TOO..AND ITS NOT JUST TO FLASH THEIR WHEELS
Crazy Asian
10-30-2008, 01:04 PM
Why are black people ignorant and complain all the time? And everything has to be there way? Why cant we just lynch Sammich to start back the good ol' days?
Sammich
10-30-2008, 01:07 PM
Why are black people ignorant and complain all the time? And everything has to be there way? Why cant we just lynch Sammich to start back the good ol' days?

pretty sure u'd be hanging out w/ me too there chinkster:lmfao:
osnap
10-30-2008, 01:08 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/Avanarius/nowhereimportant/white_flour.jpg
Stormhammer
10-30-2008, 01:12 PM
because they're scheming bastards
Crazy Asian
10-30-2008, 01:22 PM
pretty sure u'd be hanging out w/ me too there chinkster:lmfao:

No cuz white people need us to do there dry cleaning and make fried rice. You are useless. All you do is leech welfare and white people hate that cuz other white people need it. Us asians dont need welfare unlike someone.
alpine_aw11
10-30-2008, 01:34 PM
No cuz white people need us to do there dry cleaning and make fried rice. You are useless. All you do is leech welfare and white people hate that cuz other white people need it. Us asians dont need welfare unlike someone.

I disagree. Of course, I myself have little use for darkies. But what would all the bros do if they couldn't dance around to Soulja Boy? I guess they would still have Corey Smith though........
stephanie
10-30-2008, 01:45 PM
When white people act black.......discuss..........

Especially when you talk/act one way then switch to another. .
BobbyFresco
10-30-2008, 02:03 PM
pretty sure u'd be hanging out w/ me too there chinkster:lmfao:


:lmfao:
BobbyFresco
10-30-2008, 02:06 PM
When white people act black.......discuss..........

Especially when you talk/act one way then switch to another. .



How does one talk " Black or White"?

Not all Black people communicate via Ebonics and not all White people speak proper English either.


Fail by default.
stephanie
10-30-2008, 03:20 PM
Sit at my desk one day and you will know what I am talking about.
You can hear this one person change the way she talks.....why not talk the same way all day.
What I'm saying is just be who you are and don't front.
Its kinda like my sister who is from up north speaking with a southern accent then talking without the accent around certain people
BobbyFresco
10-30-2008, 03:29 PM
Sit at my desk one day and you will know what I am talking about.
You can hear this one person change the way she talks.....why not talk the same way all day.
What I'm saying is just be who you are and don't front.
Its kinda like my sister who is from up north speaking with a southern accent then talking without the accent around certain people



I can understand what you're saying about people not being themselves.
However, where I disagree with you is the the black people white people talk view point.

All people should speak proper English and our society and more importantly the Black culture, has allowed Ebonics to become the problem it is today. Ebonics, while stereotypical, is not representative of all Black people just as hick talk isn't representative of all White people.
stephanie
10-30-2008, 03:48 PM
What I should have done is post a thread about how my co worker annoys the shit out of me. Please move her away......I am sooo aggravated today from work.
Maniacc
10-30-2008, 03:49 PM
Gooks are far too complex to fully describe.
stephanie
10-30-2008, 04:01 PM
I often make fun of my polish heritage. Pollock jokes are fun...
Sammich
10-31-2008, 08:32 AM
No cuz white people need us to do there dry cleaning and make fried rice. You are useless. All you do is leech welfare and white people hate that cuz other white people need it. Us asians dont need welfare unlike someone.

yall dont use welfare cuz yall food consist of such things as rats/mice, dogs, cats, vultures, and other uncommon 'delicacies'

ps why is there serious talk in muh thread...this thread are not serious, unless we talking bout burning down the chinese restuarants:ninja:
blackboi50
10-31-2008, 08:34 AM
money makes the world go round
hot sex made ya girl go down
now i dont see a frown

your daily D-Block poetry for the day!!!!..........1
flak_monkey
10-31-2008, 08:39 AM
Why can I only see black folks at night if they smile?THAT'S NOT TRUE







their eyes look like two hard boiled eggs floating in a bucket of used motor oil.
flak_monkey
10-31-2008, 08:40 AM
This thread are not serious, unless we talking bout burning down the chinese restuarants:ninja:

That would smell delicious.