How many of you have been with a hooker?

[Friggintitsman]

A while back an ex girlfrined and I started off a good friends/fuck buddies. We were sitting down at dinner at TGI Fridays one night when I tell her that I had slept with a hooker when I was in Munich.

She acted all grossed out by it. Then she told me that she never meet someone that has or even would do that. I said that is bullshit, most men would do it and probably have. I was just the frist one to tell her they did it. She still didn't believe it.

So I told her ask anyone at the bar, any random guy and I bet they will say yes they have done it. She wouldn't do it.

As we were leaving Fridays there was a guy in his mid 20's that was holding the door for us. I asked him

"Have you ever been to Mexico?"

He said yes.

Did you get a hooker when you were there.

He said "No, but I did when I was in Amsterdam."

Thus proving my point.

Still to this day she throw that in my face and I hold let it roll off because honestly I am proud to have done it.

[osnap]

first

[Sammich]

U HAVE THE FLAMING AIDS AND CRABS...AND ALL OTHER STDS

[Friggintitsman]

I'm going to first all my threads so no one else can. lol

[Maniacc]

If by hooker you mean your mother, then I've been with one quite a few times.


ETA: None because they've all been black and old.

[Tracy]

I know someone who has had a few happy endings in Vegas....as in Asian Spa.

[Ran]

You have to pay for hookers. F*ck that. lol

[Friggintitsman]

U HAVE THE FLAMING AIDS AND CRABS...AND ALL OTHER STDS

You do to ... rememeber that night in Cancun?

[Friggintitsman]

If by hooker you mean your mother, then I've been with one quite a few times.


ETA: None because they've all been black and old.

Just stop blowing your loads in my sock dude. DAMN1

[Sammich]

You do to ... rememeber that night in Cancun?

WASNT ME...IT WAS MANIAC'S SWEATY BACK...DIRTY MEXICAN

[Friggintitsman]

I only got a hooker because I was in Germany an I could

[Maniacc]

Just stop blowing your loads in my sock dude. DAMN1
Your bud Gktib's forehead wasn't around(to my surprise) and I had no other choice.

Is you mad?

[Friggintitsman]

WASNT ME...IT WAS MANIAC'S SWEATY BACK...DIRTY MEXICAN

Bullshit I would know that playboy bunny tattoo on your wife's ass anywhere

[Sammich]

MANIAC..WHEN U GONA USE UR OWN CAR FOR A SIG?

[Brett]

I wouldnt, Not my style or choice to get sex

[Maniacc]

MANIAC..WHEN U GONA USE UR OWN CAR FOR A SIG?
When are you going to stop spamming IA with your faggotry?

[Friggintitsman]

Your bud Gktib's forehead wasn't around(to my surprise) and I had no other choice.

Is you mad?


A little, but I can't stay mad at you. If I did you mom might kick me out of your house and I can't have that.

[Sammich]

When are you going to stop spamming IA with your faggotry?

THE DAY U GIVE DISCOUNTS ON CUTTING GRASS AND GIVING BLOWJOBS

[Friggintitsman]

THE DAY U GIVE DISCOUNTS ON CUTTING GRASS AND GIVING BLOWJOBS

You're about 2 years late on that one.

[collins]

have i been with a hooker? yes.

did i pay her? no

:lmfao:


real talk tho... i've never been with an ACTUAL hooker... i've only been with girls that i CALL hookers... :ninja:

[Friggintitsman]

NO ONE...... REALLY?


You all fail at life.

[Catnip]

When are you going to stop spamming IA with your faggotry?

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA NOT USE "FAGGOTRY"


:blah: :blah:

[Maniacc]

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[Friggintitsman]

It's like this if you went to Amsterdam would you smoke weed because you could?
If you went to Maniac's house would you bang his mom and raid his fridge because you could?

So if you go to a country that prostitution is legal it's only natural to want to get a hooker because you can right?

[Sport1.3]

unless you consider the useless tramps i have run through as "hookers" then i would have to say no, never have

[FasTech]

Honestly I have never been with a Hooker! Really just not my style.

[Friggintitsman]

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QFseizures

[dtmcnamara]

never been with a hooker, but I did fuck a girl that use to steal shit from my house, i guess in return as payment....i didnt know about it until I found $200 missing from my wallet. I then I told he to come over one last time and I fucked her brains out at the park and then left her their to walk home....fucken whore

[Maniacc]

It's like this if you went to Amsterdam would you smoke weed because you could?
If you went to Maniac's house would you bang his mom and raid his fridge because you could?

So if you go to a country that prostitution is legal it's only natural to want to get a hooker because you can right?
I don't need to be in a different country to slip a few dollar bills in your mother's belt.

I mean, two dollars doesn't hurt my wallet.

[Friggintitsman]

unless you consider the useless tramps i have run through as "hookers" then i would have to say no, never have

Well I think we have all been with a few of those.

[Ran]

So if you go to a country that prostitution is legal it's only natural to want to get a hooker because you can right?Why go to another country? You can go to one of the small towns/cities around Las Vegas and get a legal prostitute.

Another fun fact: Polygamy is legal in the state of Georgia. :goodjob:

[Sport1.3]

never been with a hooker, but I did fuck a girl that use to steal shit from my house, i guess in return as payment....i didnt know about it until I found $200 missing from my wallet. I then I told he to come over one last time and I fucked her brains out at the park and then left her their to walk home....fucken whore

i bet your dick still itches

[Friggintitsman]

never been with a hooker, but I did fuck a girl that use to steal shit from my house, i guess in return as payment....i didnt know about it until I found $200 missing from my wallet. I then I told he to come over one last time and I fucked her brains out at the park and then left her their to walk home....fucken whore

Bwahaha this thread needs more stories like this.

[dtmcnamara]

i bet your dick still itches

nope, never has, never will. I told the girl she needed to get tested before we fucked. I might have been a horny bastard back in my day, but I wasnt stupid.

still clean as day 1. :goodjob:

[Maniacc]

Bwahaha this thread needs more stories like this.
How about you follow this guys foot steps?

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[Catnip]

How about you follow this guys foot steps?

http://i36.tinypic.com/6p71u8.gif

SILLY MEXICANT, THAT WASN'T THE BORDER.

[Maniacc]

SILLY MEXICANT, THAT WASN'T THE BORDER.
Your mother's cunt would make any man go out of his mind.

That was his only solution.

[dtmcnamara]

SILLY MEXICANT, THAT WASN'T THE BORDER.

lol...+1

[Catnip]

Your mother's cunt would make any man go out of his mind.

That was his only solution.

OH

[Friggintitsman]

Why go to another country? You can go to one of the small towns/cities around Las Vegas and get a legal prostitute.

Another fun fact: Polygamy is legal in the state of Georgia. :goodjob:

O'rly?


I'm not saying go to another country, but while you are there why not partake.

[Friggintitsman]

How about you follow this guys foot steps?

http://i36.tinypic.com/6p71u8.gif

That train would just skip off of my rock hard abs.

[Maniacc]

lol You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to soulassassin again.

[DrivenMind]

lol... I've never paid for sex, and don't see myself having too anytime in the next twenty years.

But I have bought a bottle of party liquor, for me and some womans.

[Friggintitsman]

Funny I made this thread in a different forum and it was a good 50/50.

[Ran]

But I have bought a bottle of party liquor, for me and some womans.Is that what they call chloroform these days?

[mocha latte cupcake]

if you REALLY stop and think about it all girls are hookers...

do you pay for sex... no... not directly.

did you buy them dinner a movie raisenettes and a coke? yep. get laid afterward? yep. ah ha so see you didn't hand them the money but you spent money on them and they slept with you... there for hooker. :yes:

[4dmin]

have i? no

would i? yes, i totally been trying to talk my wife into us taking a trip out to the bunny ranch so we can have a fun time w/ a real professional :D

[Crazy Asian]

tape it and id buy it

[EJ25RUN]

never have never will. I'm not that desperate.

[alpine_aw11]

I'm going to Europe next summer and will be in Amsterdam for about a week. I don't think I'm going to take part in any hookerdom but idk. As of now I'm going to say no.

[Lizbiz101]

if you REALLY stop and think about it all girls are hookers...

do you pay for sex... no... not directly.

did you buy them dinner a movie raisenettes and a coke? yep. get laid afterward? yep. ah ha so see you didn't hand them the money but you spent money on them and they slept with you... there for hooker. :yes: Oh no the hell you didn't!!!! *snaps* don't make me take off my earrings!!!!

[Lizbiz101]

that is teh lame :gay:

[Friggintitsman]

have i? no

would i? yes, i totally been trying to talk my wife into us taking a trip out to the bunny ranch so we can have a fun time w/ a real professional :D

My girlfriend saw a tv show about the bunny ranch and opted for us to go out there and have a three way with a hooker. I'm already saving my chips for that journey.

[collins]

Another fun fact: Polygamy is legal in the state of Georgia. :goodjob:
why ON EARTH would you WANT to deal with more than one anyway? i'm not talkin about gettin ur dick wet by a couple, i'm talking about the act of marrying more than one! WTF why would any man do that to himself? i think i'd commit suicide before i married more than one woman.

[Friggintitsman]

Essentially you aren't paying a hooker for sex you are paying her to leave afterward.

[SleepingTalon]

I know someone who has had a few happy endings in Vegas....as in Asian Spa.

Hmm...I know a same someone who visited MANY Asian spas during the "tour of the country" last year, lol. I think he's a preferred member.

[Sammich]

QFseizures

X2:lmfao:

[stephanie]

At least you were honest about it.
Last time I checked everyone makes bad choices(and I am not saying it was a bad choice).
A lot of people have different opinions on topics like that...but what it boils down to is how much you care about some one and what you are willing to accept or not accept.
Hope it works out for you.

[4dmin]

My girlfriend saw a tv show about the bunny ranch and opted for us to go out there and have a three way with a hooker. I'm already saving my chips for that journey.

interesting stat but no STD has been recorded in the history of the brothels in Nevada. They test their girls like every week.

[civic95]

No but it sounds nice. Sometimes you just want to just have sex without all the BS first. How many times have you meet a girl that you didn't want to date, you just wanted a 1 night stand? But you had to go thru the whole process of getting to know each other, buying them drinks, having to seem really interested in them, and having to hurt their feelings a few days later? Would just be easier to pay them a $100, fuck, and go home without ever having to talk to them on the phone later.

[Friggintitsman]

interesting stat but no STD has been recorded in the history of the brothels in Nevada. They test their girls like every week.

I know Germany and Holland have do the same. Hookers get health care and a retirement plan there too. What a world we live in.

[stephanie]

Bridget the midget or stfu

[Friggintitsman]

Bridget the midget or stfu

You looking for a job honey?

[stephanie]

i has a jobbie..and that thing you call...what is that word...Oh SELF RESPECT..thanks for the offer.


seriously.....i am sure you can find some one local for all that kinda stuff....why go all the way to nevada for some vadge?

[Friggintitsman]

i has a jobbie..and that thing you call...what is that word...Oh SELF RESPECT..thanks for the offer.


seriously.....i am sure you can find some one local for all that kinda stuff....why go all the way to nevada for some vadge?

Jail sucks

[Tracy]

Bridget the midget or stfuI LOVE Bridget the midget! 3 some?

[stephanie]

Jail sucks

well don't get caught.



who DOESNT like bridget the midget?

they had a show on HBO about the bunny ranch. to me some of the girls were not all that hot.

[Friggintitsman]

She is kind of annoying

[stephanie]

She is kind of annoying

bridget the midget?

:cry:

that is the first thought that crossed my mind when i heard bunny ranch for some reason.....

even Jimmy Pop from the Bloodhound gang has her in one of his songs....

[Friggintitsman]

bridget the midget?

:cry:

that is the first thought that crossed my mind when i heard bunny ranch for some reason.....

even Jimmy Pop from the Bloodhound gang has her in one of his songs....


She use to tour with the band Dope.

[Sammich]

AS SMALL AS SHE IS SHE CAN TOUR MY BALLS AND FINALLY COME UP FOR AIR A YEAR LATER

[HyPer50]

Ughh no, definitely not. Have never had any desire to hook up with a girl (whether it required paying her or not) that has been with more men than I have fingers and toes. So no bud, I'm afraid you were 100% wrong when you said 90% of men have. I'd put that number more around 35% if that high.

[jfman]

Hers an idea... Make a private poll

[Elbow]

Sorry, never been with a hooker, I can actually get some elsewhere and am not desperate.

[Frög]

Why would you tell your gf you slept with a hooker?

[Sammich]

Why would you tell your gf you slept with a hooker?

...HE'S WHITE...

NUFF SED

[Friggintitsman]

Why would you tell your gf you slept with a hooker?

We were just fuck buddies at the time. And I really don't care. Every girlfriend I've been with since knows that. Everyone has skeletons in their closet. I just don't care who knows my secrets.

[collins]

hey now... dont be associatin that foo with other whiteys.... :rant:

[Sammich]

hey now... dont be associatin that foo with other whiteys.... :rant:

ITS TR00F

[Friggintitsman]

hey now... dont be associatin that foo with other whiteys.... :rant:

Don't get offended now. People just fear what they don't understand. And everyone knows white folk are some crazy som bitchez

[collins]

shit nukka....

[speedminded]

Prostitution is the oldest professional service to mankind but where's the challenge in a hooker? In a foreign country and just wanna fuck? Nothing better to do or just can't pick up someone? Humans LOVE new people, different people, etc. A relatively tall American in Asia, you got it made...like fish in a bucket. Some areas in Europe may be harder than others but overall MOST will take an American over a local when given the opportunity. Does that mean you have to leave money on the night stand or does it even have to be a one night stand? If you can't find someone to hang out with in a new place, language barrier or not, then you need to re-evaluate the way you meet and pickup people. Body language is the single most important thing...



Now on the other hand I can almost justify using an "escort" for a 3rd because the chances are one from a professional service is clean...I would imagine that would be safer than picking up a willing random from a bar or night out wherever.

Actually, there should be services that offer 3rd or even 4ths only partners for couples (maybe there are but I've never had to look). Not saying I completely 100% agree with sex with others within a marriage but the idea would be simple, you and your spouse/partner submit paperwork: marriage certificate, common law, etc. along with required regular STD testing then you can pay for a 3rd or 4th. Couples looking for fun should be legal way before a Joe blow off the street looking to bust a nut, safer for the "escort" as well.

I feel real sorry for the guy that has a wife that convinces him to get a male though, lolol!! "Hey honey! I got a present for you, you know how we had Bridgette join the last couple times? Well this time I had Tyrone come! Suprise!!" haha. :eek:

[Friggintitsman]

What the hell are you going on about speed?

[Echonova]

I've never been with a hooker.

That lived to tell about it...

[OneSlow5pt0]

with out honkies..........that internet would be nothing like it is today,lol

[Friggintitsman]

with out honkies..........that internet would be nothing like it is today,lol


dafuck does that mean?

[OneSlow5pt0]

dafuck does that mean?

think bout every disturbing and wong thing u ever see on the web...........what race has it been?

[Friggintitsman]

think bout every disturbing and wong thing u ever see on the web...........what race has it been?

Well if we are talking disturbing and wrong I will totally go with white people. Now if we were talking, anything criminal on the other hand.

[OneSlow5pt0]

Well if we are talking disturbing and wrong I will totally go with white people. Now if we were talking, anything criminal on the other hand.

lol,yea...i was saying as in everything that u seen and wish u hadnt

[Friggintitsman]

lol,yea...i was saying as in everything that u seen and wish u hadnt

O'rly speaking of which check your reps but if you have a weak stomach don't watch it.

[OneSlow5pt0]

O'rly speaking of which check your reps but if you have a weak stomach don't watch it.

lol,ur link failed

[Friggintitsman]

lol,ur link failed


lucky you