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Ran
10-24-2008, 09:07 AM
I got a #1 combo this morning with a large sweet tea and now I can't sit down for 10 minutes without having to go take a piss. WTF is in this?! :cussing:

blackboi50
10-24-2008, 09:10 AM
acid!!!!! :doh:......1

DJ Maestro
10-24-2008, 09:11 AM
Hmmmm, you'd think you would have figured out by now what the real cause of all this is. Be kind to Chik-fil-A man, they didn't cause you to have to endure all this trauma. If you must blame someone, blame your little pussy bladder. :goodjob: :D



Mornin' amy3. :crazy:

Ran
10-24-2008, 09:13 AM
If you must blame someone, blame your little pussy bladder. :goodjob: :DF*ck that, I've got an iron bladder. I can drink any other drink from any other restaurant and be fine for most of the day. Yet if I take one sip of Chick-Fil-A's sweet tea then I've gotta make a mad dash for the toilet. This has got to be some kind of domestic terrorism.

DieselNuts
10-24-2008, 09:20 AM
maybe you have a bladder infection?

mocha latte cupcake
10-24-2008, 09:20 AM
BEWLCHIT! you got the bladder of a 5 yr old girl! you ALWAYS get a sweet tea knowing good and well that you're going to have to piss in like 5 minutes! no sympathy amy3!

Killer
10-24-2008, 09:29 AM
I got a #1 combo this morning with a large sweet tea and now I can't sit down for 10 minutes without having to go take a piss. WTF is in this?! :cussing:

Watch what you say about chick-fila............. and i mean this..

Remember in the bible where it says Jesus sits to the right of his father................................... the dude that started chick-fila sits to the left.......

with every bite of every nugget/sandwich you get closer to heaven............. as a matter of fact i'm pretty sure heaven is really just a ginormous snow laden dwarf house..............


instead of saying a sinners prayer and asking for forgiveness.. i normally just say... "Can i get a number one... no pickle??... Amen"


in other words... Jesus and Chick-Fila are one in the same...

mocha latte cupcake
10-24-2008, 09:30 AM
bwhahahahaha killer bwhahaha

Killer
10-24-2008, 09:31 AM
bwhahahahaha killer bwhahaha

seriously... you ever seen someone not in complete and total bliss in a chick-fila????

blackboi50
10-24-2008, 09:32 AM
ahhaahh at killer!!!!! :lmfao::lmao:..........1

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Killer again.

mocha latte cupcake
10-24-2008, 09:33 AM
yes but generally they are very large people who can't get enough of the the fried chicken sammiches :lmfao:

Ran
10-24-2008, 09:34 AM
as a matter of fact i'm pretty sure heaven is really just a ginormous snow laden dwarf house.............. :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: Reps for that if I can.

EJ25RUN
10-24-2008, 09:41 AM
i was about to go to cfa but breakfest is over. :mad:

Killer
10-24-2008, 09:50 AM
ya'll think i'm joking is what's really funny..... lol...


i could eat chick-fila every meal of the day........... mmmmmmmmmmm

collins
10-24-2008, 09:53 AM
i was about to go to cfa but breakfest is over. :mad:and to think you only missed it by ten minutes :( i feel for ya, man... i really do...

Lizbiz101
10-24-2008, 10:02 AM
i could eat chick-fila every meal of the day........... mmmmmmmmmmm Me too, had it for lunch the past 2 days in a row :goodjob: that caesar wrap is da bomb :yes:

Black Mamba
10-24-2008, 10:15 AM
Maybe bc you down that large sweat tea? That mess makes me go pee every 10 mins too

YoTa_BoX
10-24-2008, 10:43 AM
Ahh Chick-Fil-A The Food of GODS!!!


I'm with killer on this i could eat there every day for the rest of my life!!!


Their lemonade is the Best!!!

MachNU
10-24-2008, 10:48 AM
fuck there lemonade and shit, that cookies and cream milkshake! :idb:

uproot
10-24-2008, 10:50 AM
their milkshakes have like 800 calories! LOL

MachNU
10-24-2008, 10:54 AM
their milkshakes have like 800 calories! LOL

:dunno: why argue a good thing? :thinking:

Killer
10-24-2008, 10:56 AM
seriously... i had to force myself to stop eating it so much..

i'd go like twice a day... and get #1 no pickle value sized with dr pepper.... AND an 8count nugget...w/bbq/honey/texas pete...........

now i just get #1 no pickle and just large drink... (cause it lasts all day in those sick as shit styrofoam cups!!! woot!!!

Stormhammer
10-24-2008, 11:36 AM
fyi tea is a urea laxative and a diuretic

DJ Maestro
10-24-2008, 11:37 AM
fyi tea is a urea laxative and a diuretic

Well damn, that explains it all right there!! :goodjob:

Mike Lowrey
10-24-2008, 11:38 AM
I got a #1 combo this morning with a large sweet tea and now I can't sit down for 10 minutes without having to go take a piss. WTF is in this?! :cussing:

LOL @ peanut-bladder.

AlanŽ
10-24-2008, 11:40 AM
their milkshakes have like 800 calories! LOL
Well my old mans on the way with lunch so i can use all the extra calories

Killer
10-24-2008, 12:44 PM
ok.... greatest thing ever just happened to me.. and i feel it's because of my first post in the thread...


SO... i had an item for sale on CL.. really needed the cash... and just haven't gotten any hits................ WELL today i get one... and the prospect is READY TO BUY TODAY!!! so... i tell them i can meet them at lunch time... they chose to meet at perimeter... which is fine with me.......

on the way there i'm keeping my eyes peeled for a chick-fila.. didn't see not a one.. (and i wasn't about to go to the food court!!!)...

i get there... i sell the item... i leave... and BAM! i make a wrong turn on the way back............. BUT low and behold... a little piece of heaven... wrapped in red/white... with a chicken head on it's sign............................................. mmmmmmmmmmmmm


now, not only have i been craving chick-fila ridiculously.. but i've been ridiculously broke... and on the one day that i praise jesus/chick-fila owner........ not only do i get some cash... but i get to put those sweet morsels of peanut oil fried chicken in my mouth......


i've been blessed....

NAIZBST
10-24-2008, 01:31 PM
it is loli juice from the finest of JM factories in the southeast

Ran
10-24-2008, 01:47 PM
I went to Taco Bell for lunch and have a large Mtn.Dew Baja Blast. I've drank like half of it and I'm fine. I'm telling you all, Chick-Fil-A has something f*cked up going in their tea.

ShooterMcGavin
10-24-2008, 10:30 PM
blaming chickfila for your weak ass bladder? now i know you're fucked up in the head nate :slap: