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yogi08
10-23-2008, 12:06 AM
ive lived in this house for like 11 years now... weve had the bricks at the end of our driveway redone so many times, i cant even count. however im sitting here on importatlanta when i hear WAMP! and i look out my window and see brake lights tilted... i immediatly jumped out my seat and ran out the door. when i did that i got closer (mind you i was running very fast) i saw it was a 350z... the closer i got the more i noticed it was blue. i flipped out because my good friend now, who i becamse friends with acouple months ago drive one... and hes already on his 2nd one. i know hes got like 3k in wheels on his and 1k on his hood and acouple thousand into his system. hes had to buy all of that twice actually. anywho when i got up to the car i noticed it wasnt my friend so i continued to make sure this dude was okay. turns out hes just drunk and my neighbor whose a cop made sure he didnt leave either. he got arrested, car got towed, etc etc. ill take pictures tomorrow, that sign got split into three damn peices! i hope that dudes head is okay haha

MR2DR
10-23-2008, 12:09 AM
:ttiwwp:

yogi08
10-23-2008, 12:12 AM
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GTFO of my thread slovic. thought you had me blocked? ahahhahaa waht a bitch

FasTech
10-23-2008, 03:05 AM
Damn, I wanted to see some pic's man!

Stormhammer
10-23-2008, 09:26 AM
Damn, I wanted to see some pic's man!

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/ralphy510/shitting-1.jpg

He's shitting too!

Sammich
10-23-2008, 09:28 AM
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/ralphy510/shitting-1.jpg

He's shitting too!


ALMOST THOUGHT THAT WAS A RANDOMGUY POST:lmao:

blackboi50
10-23-2008, 09:42 AM
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/ralphy510/shitting-1.jpg

He's shitting too!

no toilet paper FTL!!!! :no:.....1

Sammich
10-23-2008, 09:42 AM
ITS KNOWN WHITE PEOPLE DONT WIPE, NEITHER DO THEY USE TOOTHPASTE TO BRUSH THEIR TEETH WITH..U SEEN THE COMMERCIALS...

Stormhammer
10-23-2008, 09:48 AM
ITS KNOWN WHITE PEOPLE DONT WIPE, NEITHER DO THEY USE TOOTHPASTE TO BRUSH THEIR TEETH WITH..U SEEN THE COMMERCIALS...

I wipe till my ass is cleaner than what Mr. Clean can do to a kitchen.

Sammich
10-23-2008, 09:51 AM
I wipe till my ass is cleaner than what Mr. Clean can do to a kitchen.

UNLESS U USE SOME KIND OF LIQUID...UR ASS MUST BE SOAR/BLEEDING WHEN UR DONE:lmfao:

DJ Maestro
10-23-2008, 09:52 AM
UNLESS U USE SOME KIND OF LIQUID...UR ASS MUST BE SOAR/BLEEDING WHEN UR DONE:lmfao:

:eek: Sore/bleeding ass FTMFL!!!! :doh:

Sammich
10-23-2008, 09:57 AM
:eek: Sore/bleeding ass FTMFL!!!! :doh:

white people use college ruled paper to wipe their asses w/:lmfao:

stock05evo8
10-23-2008, 09:58 AM
:wgaf: :wgaf: :wgaf: :wgaf: :tongue1:

Stormhammer
10-23-2008, 09:58 AM
white people use college ruled paper to wipe their asses w/:lmfao:

I use double ply blackie! No cheap ass $.50 rolls. Gotta be soft and luxurious for my ass. Thats how balling white people roll, when even their ass gets treated to soft supple luxury.

Sammich
10-23-2008, 10:00 AM
I GOTA ASS SPRAYER MUHSELF...TELL UR SIS THANKS BWAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

DJ Maestro
10-23-2008, 10:01 AM
I use double ply blackie! No cheap ass $.50 rolls. Gotta be soft and luxurious for my ass. Thats how balling white people roll, when even their ass gets treated to soft supple luxury.

Time to try the ultra quilted northern......like wiping your ass with a cloud. :goodjob: :lmfao:

blackboi50
10-23-2008, 10:01 AM
I use double ply blackie! No cheap ass $.50 rolls. Gotta be soft and luxurious for my ass. Thats how balling white people roll, when even their ass gets treated to soft supple luxury.

is that why u drive a starion????? :thinking:......BURNNNN!!!! :tongue1:....1

The Ninja
10-23-2008, 10:50 AM
I wipe my ass with Brillo.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7a/Brillo_soap_pads.JPG/800px-Brillo_soap_pads.JPG

Ronsam2006
10-23-2008, 03:05 PM
I wipe my ass with Brillo.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7a/Brillo_soap_pads.JPG/800px-Brillo_soap_pads.JPG
I prefer S.O.S.

https://www.ibmilw.com/images/items/COX88320BX_1_1.JPG

Stormhammer
10-23-2008, 03:09 PM
is that why u drive a starion????? :thinking:......BURNNNN!!!! :tongue1:....1

I drive a Starion because it reeks of style and pizazz :yes: that and you can have bosnians/romanians in lowered accords with cut springs and cut off exhaust thinking your car is a minivan... :lmao:

blackboi50
10-23-2008, 04:03 PM
I drive a Starion because it reeks of style and pizazz :yes: that and you can have bosnians/romanians in lowered accords with cut springs and cut off exhaust thinking your car is a minivan... :lmao:

im white though!!!!! :thinking:.....wait a minute I iz a neg-rahhh!!! ((((insert rodney king here))).:D......1

BadassVic
10-23-2008, 04:12 PM
I drive a Starion because it reeks of style and pizazz :yes: that and you can have bosnians/romanians in lowered accords with cut springs and cut off exhaust thinking your car is a minivan... :lmao:


Dude,Why is everyone on here fucking with Bosnians? :thinking:

blackboi50
10-23-2008, 04:13 PM
Dude,Why is everyone on here fucking with Bosnians? :thinking:

hahaha he hates u because u have dark skin and like chicken and kool-aid!!!!! :lmfao:.....1

BadassVic
10-23-2008, 04:16 PM
hahaha he hates u because u have dark skin and like chicken and kool-aid!!!!! :lmfao:.....1


:lmfao: ..lol this is the 1st time i laughed today...:cry: ...my grandmother can't feel her legs or left hand..and she cant move her mouth..:cry: :cry: my dad and aunt went to Bosnia like 4 hours ago...coming back on the 5th..(nov) .. i wish i could of gone...but my pass port is out of fucking date...:(

DieselNuts
10-23-2008, 04:17 PM
:ttiwwp:
troof

blackboi50
10-23-2008, 04:21 PM
:lmfao: ..lol this is the 1st time i laughed today...:cry: ...my grandmother can't feel her legs or left hand..and she cant move her mouth..:cry: :cry: my dad and aunt went to Bosnia like 4 hours ago...coming back on the 5th..(nov) .. i wish i could of gone...but my pass port is out of fucking date...:(

yea man!!!! IA is good for laughs even when u think u cant!!!! i hope all the best for u and yours homie!!!!!.......1

BadassVic
10-23-2008, 04:23 PM
yea man!!!! IA is good for laughs even when u think u cant!!!! i hope all the best for u and yours homie!!!!!.......1

thanks man. u gonna be there tonight? [no homo] and imtalking about the sonic meet lol:ninja:

blackboi50
10-23-2008, 04:24 PM
thanks man. u gonna be there tonight? [no homo] and imtalking about the sonic meet lol:ninja:

check sonic thread :ninja:........1

BadassVic
10-23-2008, 04:26 PM
^lol aight

yogi08
10-23-2008, 10:42 PM
Been busy, but ill get pictures tomorrow lol.

Side note - I know some bosnian girls in snellville/ lawernceville and ill be the first to say, I'd nail the shit out of it ;) idk why but they hold a special place on my kak ahahah