great quotes!!!

[boosted1jz]

"I don't know what we're yelling about!"
"Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!"
"Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!"
"I ate a big, red candle."
"Where'd you get your suit? The toilet store?"
"I pooped a hammer."
"I ate a lava lamp once. It wasn't actually lava."
"(riding a bear) Look, I'm riding a big furry tractor."
"I love... carpet."
"I love... desk."
"I love lamp."
"I love lamp! I love lamp."
"I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an I.Q. of 48 and that I am considered mentally retarded."
" I heard somewhere their periods attract bears. They can smell the menstruation."

[boosted1jz]

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.
I think I ate your chocolate squirrel
There's a party in my pants and everybody is invited.
[when Veronica is replacing Ron after he fails to turn up] You're not Ron...
I'm not gonna lie to you, that smells like pure gasoline.

[boosted1jz]

**edit** this probably should go in the famous quotes section, but damnit imma whore!! and so i post in the whores lounge!!!

[chuck]

mooooooooooooooooooooooved ;)

[boosted1jz]

thanx!

[silver]

I got one...

"nice shoes.. wanna fuck"

[boosted1jz]

yes please http://www.mustangmods.com/data/7432/monkeyfk.gif



but i dont think JM would apreciate that very much

[silver]

ewe that monkey is gross...yuckie chris

[Pablo]

ewe that monkey is gross...yuckie chris
your just saying that because the monkey has a bigger penis than..........ooops.
j/k