good monday morning thread

[redrumracer]

so is anyone have a bad case of the mondays this fine morning?
i havent slept at all tonight so YAY and good morning

[willum14pb]

im good to go this morning, surprisingly :o

[redrumracer]

im good to go this morning, surprisingly :o
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/tony-the-tiger---frosties.jpg

Grrrrrrreat, all i have to do is make it till 4 pm, and take 2 test and ill be good

[sirkus]

I just randomly woke up at 6 and I can't go back to sleep. Guess that teaches me to not go to bed at 10pm.

[redrumracer]

I just randomly woke up at 6 and I can't go back to sleep. Guess that teaches me to not go to bed at 10pm.
lol i went to sleep at 10 in the morning yesterday and woke up at 2 in the afternoon and havent been back to sleep yet. and that was after going to bed at 12 sat afternoon and sleeping till 4 in the afternoon sat and not going to bed till 10 the next day. and i actually went to bed to try and sleep at 12 last night. but oh well.

[sirkus]

lol i went to sleep at 10 in the morning yesterday and woke up at 2 in the afternoon and havent been back to sleep yet. and that was after going to bed at 12 sat afternoon and sleeping till 4 in the afternoon sat and not going to bed till 10 the next day. and i actually went to bed to try and sleep at 12 last night. but oh well.
Do you work night shift? Or you just trying to sleep like a bat? :D

[mocha latte cupcake]

who dat? what? where am i?!?? huh?! oh god no3s!?!?

sigh... its monday.

[DJ Maestro]

Mornin' gang. Yup, its Monday, I'm here, you all are here.....hell, I guess I'm in the right place. :D

[mocha latte cupcake]

~yawn~ mornin dj. whats good y0!

[osnap]

blah. sitting here at work... 1 hour down, 9 to go.

[DJ Maestro]

~yawn~ mornin dj. whats good y0!

mornin' jm, not much goin this morning yet. just sitting at my desk munchin' on a couple hard boiled eggs for breakfast and then gonna do some paperwork that needs tending to.

[Red_Phoenix]

Morning everyone! On my third cup of coffee...

[Kevykev]

GM, no coffee here.

[mocha latte cupcake]

yeah DJ! hard boiled eggs are win! i had 2 this morning as well! :D

kk -nah mean?

red - it was cold why did you get out of bed this morning.

[Red_Phoenix]

red - it was cold why did you get out of bed this morning.

Because my boss is out of country and I have to run the factory. Plus today is pay day and I will be linched if I don't pay the ppl today:eek:

[Sammich]

F A DAMN MONDAY I WANT MY BED BACK

[DJ Maestro]

Mornin' Red and Sammich. Looks like most of the morning crew is pretty much here now. Time to start the whorin'! :lmfao:


Red, yup, better pay the people. No money makes people cranky and crazy. :crazy:

[Red_Phoenix]

Mornin' Red and Sammich. Looks like most of the morning crew is pretty much here now. Time to start the whorin'! :lmfao:


Red, yup, better pay the people. No money makes people cranky and crazy. :crazy:

We can't start whoring yet! Sporty hasn't gotten here!:doh:

[ironchef]

Damn Mondays, is it Friday yet?

[DJ Maestro]

We can't start whoring yet! Sporty hasn't gotten here!:doh:

Where da hail iz him? Shouldn't he already be busy selling racing shit??? :thinking:

[mocha latte cupcake]

no excuse red! if you were going to get out of bed you could have at least pulled the covers back over me! i about froze to death! :cry:

sammich - f u !

[Sammich]

FUK A SPORTY

[Sammich]

sammich - f u !

INSTABUTTSECKS LOL

CNT WAIT FOR THE STRUTS TO COME IN:D :idb:

[Red_Phoenix]

no excuse red! if you were going to get out of bed you could have at least pulled the covers back over me! i about froze to death! :cry:

sammich - f u !

Srry:cry: Next time I will make sure to tuck you back in nice and tight:goodjob:

[mocha latte cupcake]

SAMMICH - tr00f get them struts negray!

red -thank you! :D thats all i ask! i almost lost my toes i was so cold :lmfao:

[Shugarl0]

ughhh i hate mondays here.. never anything to do so i have to keep running around the hospital so my doctor doesnt see me doing nothing.

fun stuff right there!

[Sammich]

SAMMICH - tr00f get them struts negray!

red -thank you! :D thats all i ask! i almost lost my toes i was so cold :lmfao:

WHENS UR AVAILABILITY COUNT WHITEY? U AVAILABLE FRIDAY DAYS? OR SATURDAYS?

[DJ Maestro]

WHENS UR AVAILABILITY COUNT WHITEY? U AVAILABLE FRIDAY DAYS? OR SATURDAYS?

For you Sammich he is available the second Tuesday of every week. :ninja:

[Sammich]

For you Sammich he is available the second Tuesday of every week. :ninja:

I CANT SWING THAT..I NEED TEH SECOND THURSDAY...:lmfao:

[mocha latte cupcake]

:lmfao: holla @cha boy sammich i'll let ya know whats good. i gotta work this weekend here @ the nissan love center. you know where loli's comin to get their lube service :ninja:

[Sammich]

save me one..ill come thru and tell the wife im gettin my drop..then when i come home i be like..cracker set me up lol

but ill let u know:D

[DJ Maestro]

I CANT SWING THAT..I NEED TEH SECOND THURSDAY...:lmfao:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[ironchef]

JM you need to get a loli hunter van.

[Sammich]

JM you need to get a loli hunter van.

honda odyssey ftmfw VIP styled:D

[DJ Maestro]

JM you need to get a loli hunter van.

He's already got the van. :goodjob:

http://punditonline.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/free-candy-truck-1.jpg

[redrumracer]

Do you work night shift? Or you just trying to sleep like a bat? :D
na no night shift, just not sleeping.

[ironchef]

He's already got the van. :goodjob:

http://punditonline.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/free-candy-truck-1.jpgHe needs the Nissan Quest for LOLI's van, lols.

[DJ Maestro]

He needs the Nissan Quest for LOLI's van, lols.

"Quest for LOLI's" special edition. :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sport1.3]

FUK A SPORTY


when and where pal, you can be my power bottom!!! lulz

[Sport1.3]

sup whorettes

[DJ Maestro]

Sup Sportness, how iz j00 this Monday a.m.??? :goodjob:

[90_ACCORD]

my morning is fine but i know my night is going to suck

[Kasper]

My monday is ok.. slept my normal 4 hrs. ready to get back at it and get ready for my cruise. But all in all its still monday. so blah! gotta get ready for work.

[Sammich]

when and where pal, you can be my power bottom!!! lulz

WHAT THE FLIPERACHE?

[Sport1.3]

Sup Sportness, how iz j00 this Monday a.m.??? :goodjob:


it was freezing this morning...didnt wanna wake up!!


get to go to the doctor later today to have her tell me my finger is fucked up.....good times lol

U?

[Sport1.3]

WHAT THE FLIPERACHE?



So thats a yes?!

[Ran]

Good morning all. WTF at the temperature? I woke up and thought it was going to f*cking snow in my room. Took my about half an hour to get to the shower.

"D*mn, I really need to take a shower...but that b*tch is like fifteen feet away. Then I gotta wait for it to warm up...f*ck."

:(

[Sammich]

So thats a yes?!

NO WHITEY...SEEIN UR PICS MAKES ME CRINGE IN MY ECKO'S

[ironchef]

Who still wears eckos? I think I wore that shit in the 6th grade, mega fail Sammich mega fail.

[Sport1.3]

NO WHITEY...SEEIN UR PICS MAKES ME CRINGE IN MY ECKO'S


is that all you're wearing?

[DJ Maestro]

it was freezing this morning...didnt wanna wake up!!


get to go to the doctor later today to have her tell me my finger is fucked up.....good times lol

U?

I hear that about the freezing this morning. The bed was nice and warm, the room was crispy cold. Made it hard as hell to get up.

Not much going on today, it's a Monday so it's back to the grind. Gotta make that money. :goodjob:

[DJ Maestro]

is that all you're wearing?

Rut row Sammich, you're turnin' him on. :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

is that all you're wearing?

I WAS TRYNA LOOK SEXY FOR U..BUT THAT DAMN COLD FRONT...MADE MY NIPPLES HARD, SO I HAD TO COVER UP


Who still wears eckos? I think I wore that shit in the 6th grade, mega fail Sammich mega fail.

I WAS GONA SAY LEVI'S BUT I WAS LIKE, THEY GONA BE LIKE...NEGRO IN LEVI'S...WTF:lmfao:

[Sammich]

Rut row Sammich, you're turnin' him on. :lmfao: :lmfao:

lol at him doing the twisty on his own nipples:lmfao:

[Lizbiz101]

Good Morning!!! I HATE the month of October.

[Sport1.3]

I hear that about the freezing this morning. The bed was nice and warm, the room was crispy cold. Made it hard as hell to get up.

Not much going on today, it's a Monday so it's back to the grind. Gotta make that money. :goodjob:


yeah and its cold in the office too....i have a jacket on and i'm all nice and warm..i could so fall asleep right now

[DJ Maestro]

lol at him doing the twisty on his own nipples:lmfao:

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t151/ermegeden/family-guy-nipple-1.jpg


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sport1.3]

Rut row Sammich, you're turnin' him on. :lmfao: :lmfao:


Im moist

[Sport1.3]

lol at him doing the twisty on his own nipples:lmfao:


:ninja: who told you!

[LiL PaKi]

ughhh I wish it was Friday!!! .. I'm so tired, depressed, sick feeling!

[Sammich]

Im moist

im hard to insert

[Sport1.3]

im hard to insert


bro, now you just took it too far.....seriously that's the 4th gayest thing i've ever read

[Sammich]

wats the first 3? lmao

[blacknightteg]

im hard to insert


your mother is a fat whore

[DJ Maestro]

bro, now you just took it too far.....seriously that's the 4th gayest thing i've ever read

So you have heard 3 gayer things than that? Damn, those must have been some seriously flaming comments to be gayer than that. :eek: :gay: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

ughhh I wish it was Friday!!! .. I'm so tired, depressed, sick feeling!

fall into my arms and lemme hold u:ninja:

[Sammich]

So you have heard 3 gayer things than that? Damn, those must have been some seriously flaming comments to be gayer than that. :eek: :gay: :lmfao:

muahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha

oh wait:ninja:

[Sport1.3]

wats the first 3? lmao


gktib post, gktib post, gktib post

[Sammich]

gktib post, gktib post, gktib post

so im 1/4 for every gktib gay posts?:lmfao:

[DJ Maestro]

muahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha

oh wait:ninja:

"Sammich, the Evil Gay Black Ninja: Hard To Insert"

Coming soon to Midtown Theaters Summer of '09.

:gay: :lmfao:

[Sport1.3]

so im 1/4 for every gktib gay posts?:lmfao:


lets say you're at a 3




he's at an 11

[Red_Phoenix]

:rant: Our heat went out here! and now I am stuck keeping chickens warm in my hoodie pockets. Fuck monday!

[Sammich]

lets say you're at a 3




he's at an 11

11 being greater amirite?

[DJ Maestro]

:rant: Our heat went out here! and now I am stuck keeping chickens warm in my hoodie pockets. Fuck monday!

Bahahahahaha!!!! Lulz at having chickens in the pockets! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

chicken hot pockets

or chicken pot pockets...

[Sport1.3]

:rant: Our heat went out here! and now I am stuck keeping chickens warm in my hoodie pockets. Fuck monday!

:lmfao: @ having hoodie pockets full of chicken shit

[Sport1.3]

11 being greater amirite?


urite

[DJ Maestro]

:lmfao: @ having hoodie pockets full of chicken shit

Ewwwwwwww, teh epic grossness. :sicks:

Don't stick your hands in those pockets. :no: :doh: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

urite

i'm less gay

[Sport1.3]

i'm less gay
http://i35.tinypic.com/124u2yo.gif

[Sammich]

http://i35.tinypic.com/124u2yo.gif

oh look the panda llama

[DJ Maestro]

http://i35.tinypic.com/124u2yo.gif

I see a guy who is ronery, so ronery. :lmfao:

http://greg.org/archive/team_america_kji.jpg

[ironchef]

So ronery and sadry arone, theres nobody just me onry, sitting on my rittre throne!

[DJ Maestro]

So ronery and sadry arone, theres nobody just me onry, sitting on my rittre throne!

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

America, FUCK YEAH!!!

[ironchef]

Such a good movie. I think I might watch it when I get home.

[Lizbiz101]

OMG I'm soooooooooo cold!!!!! and wtf is going on in here???? lol

[Sammich]

OMG I'm soooooooooo cold!!!!! and wtf is going on in here???? lol

COT DAMN IM COLD..LIZ..PLACE UR TITS ON MY HANDS TO WARM EM UP WILL YA HUN?:ninja:

[Sport1.3]

OMG I'm soooooooooo cold!!!!! and wtf is going on in here???? lol


we're all waiting here for you to decide which german automaker you're gonna side with :ninja:

[Red_Phoenix]

:lmfao: @ having hoodie pockets full of chicken shit

No shit....not feeding them to prevent it. Fuck that

[Sport1.3]

http://i35.tinypic.com/2ewjt76.jpg


Pepsi says STFU COKE!!

[Lizbiz101]

we're all waiting here for you to decide which german automaker you're gonna side with :ninja: Well I drive a BMW but VW is my dream car......:ninja:

PBS....You can use my armpits.

[DJ Maestro]

http://i35.tinypic.com/2ewjt76.jpg


Pepsi says STFU COKE!!

Red Coke??? :thinking:

[Sport1.3]

Well I drive a BMW but VW is my dream car......:ninja:

PBS....You can use my armpits.


we can only ever be half friends at best :ninja:

[Lizbiz101]

we can only ever be half friends at best :ninja: awwww you must like Benz. They are ok....:taun:

[Sammich]

PBS....You can use my armpits.

LAST TIME I SMELLED UR ARMPITS...U WERE IN TEH TRAIN AND I WAS WAITING FOR MY TRAIN TO COME THRU...AND ALL I SMELLED WERE COOLER RANCH DORITOS...WTF WOMAN..

[Sport1.3]

Red Coke??? :thinking:


Coke was dropping some knowledge (as PBS would say) on Hawaiian Punch , Pepsi pulled a texas style homobashing/monstertruck drag off on that fruit mouthed a-hole (coke)

[Sport1.3]

awwww you must like Benz. They are ok....:taun:


Audi actually :D

[DJ Maestro]

Coke was dropping some knowledge (as PBS would say) on Hawaiian Punch , Pepsi pulled a texas style homobashing/monstertruck drag off on that fruit mouthed a-hole (coke)

Makes sense....fuck the Coke!! :lmfao:

[Sammich]

Coke was dropping some knowledge (as PBS would say) on Hawaiian Punch , Pepsi pulled a texas style homobashing/monstertruck drag off on that fruit mouthed a-hole (coke)

THANKS FOR PUTTIN IT IN A WAY I CAN READILY UNDERSTAND:D

[Sport1.3]

THANKS FOR PUTTIN IT IN A WAY I CAN READILY UNDERSTAND:D


:cheers:

[henryjkim]

i woke up freezing my balls off

[Lizbiz101]

Audi actually :D Not bad!!!!:D Yeah they are nice too.

pbs, please refrain from talking to me with your LAME comebacks!!!!!! Doritos??? WTF!!!!

[Sammich]

Not bad!!!!:D Yeah they are nice too.

pbs, please refrain from talking to me with your LAME comebacks!!!!!! Doritos??? WTF!!!!

THOSE COMEBACKS ARENT LAME IF ITS TRUTH WOMAN..QUIT ACTIN LIKE U DIDNT GIVE ME TEH LOVIN...

[TS240]

i woke up freezing my balls off
LOL I was half way to class when a strong breeze came by and I was like HOLY SHIT!!! my shorts zipper was down LOLOL!!!:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[henryjkim]

hahahahaha pwnt

[Red_Phoenix]

LOL I was half way to class when a strong breeze came by and I was like HOLY SHIT!!! my shorts zipper was down LOLOL!!!:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Things a little drafty eh?:lmfao:

[Sammich]

LOL I was half way to class when a strong breeze came by and I was like HOLY SHIT!!! my shorts zipper was down LOLOL!!!:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[TS240]

Things a little drafty eh?:lmfao:
HAHA yeah.:D
The zipper was stuck so I ran behind some tall bushes to fix it, I wish I could have gotten a picture of the Sammichlooking guys face when he saw me walking out from behind a bush zipping my pants up.:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[DJ Maestro]

HAHA yeah.:D
The zipper was stuck so I ran behind some tall bushes to fix it, I wish I could have gotten a picture of the Sammichlooking guys face when he saw me walking out from behind a bush zipping my pants up.:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

If it was in fact Sammich who saw you he would have given you a little wink and a grin. :lmfao:

[Sammich]

u would understand what he meant by sammichlooking guys face if u remembered what u said bout a wk ago...

sammich: 'you still can't say n*gga'

dj mama's boy: 'but you can still say sammich'

damn u dj faygo lolz

[DJ Maestro]

u would understand what he meant by sammichlooking guys face if u remembered what u said bout a wk ago...

sammich: 'you still can't say n*gga'

dj mama's boy: 'but you can still say sammich'

damn u dj faygo lolz

Bish, I know what he meant. I was simply stating your gheyness. :gay: :taun:

[Sammich]

Bish, I know what he meant. I was simply stating your gheyness. :gay: :taun:

i will simply state that u left ur ex to get plugged by me like a socket

[TS240]

u would understand what he meant by sammichlooking guys face if u remembered what u said bout a wk ago...

sammich: 'you still can't say n*gga'

dj mama's boy: 'but you can still say sammich'

damn u dj faygo lolz
I was serious he looked like you lol...
PIC REMOVED DUE TO SAMMICH BITCHIN.:lmfao:

[DJ Maestro]

i will simply state that u left ur ex to get plugged by me like a socket

Shhhhhhhhhhhh, i'm tryin' ta keep mah ghey interracial long distance e-relationship on the DL. Damn nukka, don't screw it up. :ninja:

[Sammich]

I was serious he looked like you lol...


wtf u doin stalkin me...take my pic down u slut


Shhhhhhhhhhhh, i'm tryin' ta keep mah ghey interracial long distance e-relationship on the DL. Damn nukka, don't screw it up. :ninja:

im tired of being undercover

[ironchef]

Audi actually :DGood answer !!!! :goodjob::D

[DJ Maestro]

im tired of being undercover

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :gay: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[TS240]

wtf u doin stalkin me...take my pic down u slut
:no: Saw you on JM's myspace.:ninja:
pic removed.:lmfao:

[Sammich]

:no: Saw you on JM's myspace.:ninja:
pic removed.:lmfao:

I WILL PERSONALLY SLIT UR THROAT WHILE U TAKE A RIVER RIDE ONTHE SAVANNAH RIVER U PUTO MUHFUKA..QUIT TRYNA MASTURBATE TO MUH SEXINESS:2up:

[DJ Maestro]

I WILL PERSONALLY SLIT UR THROAT WHILE U TAKE A RIVER RIDE ONTHE SAVANNAH RIVER U PUTO MUHFUKA..QUIT TRYNA MASTURBATE TO MUH SEXINESS:2up:

I'm sure he only masturbates to your pic with the best of intentions. :goodjob: :lmfao:

[TS240]

I WILL PERSONALLY SLIT UR THROAT WHILE U TAKE A RIVER RIDE ONTHE SAVANNAH RIVER U PUTO MUHFUKA..QUIT TRYNA MASTURBATE TO MUH SEXINESS:2up:
:no: :no: :no: :gay: :gay: :2up:
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd171/smoky1107/do-not-want-dog.jpg

[TS240]

I'm sure he only masturbates to your pic with the best of intentions. :goodjob: :lmfao:
:no: :no: :no: no homo!!!

[DJ Maestro]

:no: :no: :no: no homo!!!

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd171/smoky1107/do-not-want-dog.jpg

LOFL

[Lizbiz101]

FUCK MONDAY!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyWZOnllh5A

[redrumracer]

yay i made it through all my classes and have been up 26 hours straight now.