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ironchef
10-17-2008, 06:58 PM
Anyone ever had those? I've been farting like a machine for the past hour and a half, so I go to poop and nothing happens. I was teh sad :(.
alpine_aw11
10-17-2008, 07:27 PM
lawl. Another form of deceptive fart is when the ones that seem so tiny and inferior are the ones that could clear out a football stadium. I had one of those yesterday and had to leave my room, and us men usually bask in our own flatulence.
EJ25RUN
10-17-2008, 07:28 PM
Ever had constipation so bad it feels like WWIII?
The Ninja
10-17-2008, 07:47 PM
Man I was so constipated earlier I was speaking German.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/Johnwayne/schnitzelkraut-1.jpg
00CelicaGT
10-17-2008, 08:01 PM
Man I was so constipated earlier I was speaking German.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/Johnwayne/schnitzelkraut-1.jpg




ahahahahahahahahahahaha:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

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00CelicaGT
10-17-2008, 08:04 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to d-ninja again.


when i was in high school when i had bad gas that was silent i would go walk into a crowd of randon people talking, fart then wait for it to smell then walk away and watch everyone blame it on each other.
The Ninja
10-17-2008, 08:08 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to d-ninja again.


when i was in high school when i had bad gas that was silent i would go walk into a crowd of randon people talking, fart then wait for it to smell then walk away and watch everyone blame it on each other.

That was usually the only time I had a question for the teacher, so I'd walk up to her desk and ask the most long winded question possible. I'd let the fart rip so hard, I wouldn't care if it made noise. Then I'd just keep following the teacher around if she tried to run away.
FasTech
10-17-2008, 08:11 PM
When I eat P.B and J sandwichs I get them bad! And the ones that seem to be small come out loud as fuck and stink like crazy. Chilly has no effect on me though, how weird.
00CelicaGT
10-17-2008, 10:24 PM
if i eat taco bell, u would swear i shit my self after i fart. hell im not going to lie, some of them make me go to the bathroom to check my drawers!

i seriously haven't eatin taco bell since 04-05.
slostang
10-17-2008, 11:30 PM
this thread gives me gas.