What do you do EXACTLY after you wake-up? (POLL INSIDE)

[D.Choe]

so right after you wake up in the morning/afternoon what do you do?

personally, today I finally got to sleep in and slept for 12 hours, right afterwards I took the most amazing piss ever

ANSWER ABOVE BISHES

[D.Choe]

ah shit, can someone change it to make/eat breakfast on the poll?

EDIT: also, while you're at it you think you can add droppin a deuce to the poll? just thought of that after I ate breakfast lol

[Killer]

it differs everyday...

[BobbyFresco]

Smoke

[D.Choe]

Smoke

lol damnit I guess I should've put that for all the smokers out there

wake n bake FTW!

[Nissan Sean]

wheres the "jerk it" option.... i mean if i gonna have morning wood anyway? and it keeps me good fpr the rest of the day.....than i piss.

[ironchef]

Drop a deuce, its like an everyday tradition.

[Stormhammer]

i turn off the alarm and go back to sleep and get out of bed 15 minutes to an hour later

then i pee

then i get dressed and leave

[D.Choe]

i turn off the alarm and go back to sleep and get out of bed 15 minutes to an hour later

then i pee

then i get dressed and leave

we all know you fap to your starion then find out that you have fix something on it then you proceed to crap your pants

[Spektrewing386]

i wake up, look at clock, go back to sleep..... and repeat that about 4 times.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Hit alarm at least twice...



Stretch, brush teeth, shower (pee in shower)... in that order.

[BKgen®]

feed/take out the dog.

[nreggie454]

Nobody else starts their day off with a refreshing beer?

Boo.

I guess I choose take a leak.

[SiRed94]

burn one...

[SiRed94]

Nobody else starts their day off with a refreshing beer?

Boo.

I guess I choose take a leak.

I do sometimes, especially if I wake straight up, take it from the fridge, put it in the freezer, go shower, then come back and drink it while it's slightly frosted. Best morning drink ever.

[nreggie454]

I do sometimes, especially if I wake straight up, take it from the fridge, put it in the freezer, go shower, then come back and drink it while it's slightly frosted. Best morning drink ever.

You have obviously never taken the beer in the shower with you LOL.

[The Ninja]

Wake and bake.

[slostang]

wake up, look at clock, flip the bird at the clock for about 7 minutes and 18 seconds, go back to sleep for about 20 minutes then watch the news.

[tron]

wake up
tend to the garden and by garden i mean bush
then the typical ass scratch on the way to urinal bliss

[The Ninja]

^^ You have a urinal in your house?

[tron]

maybe:ninja:

[The Ninja]

Wtf? O_o'

[tron]

lol

[The Ninja]

WTf, is IA glitching or something? It keeps saying theres a new post in here, but theres no new fucking post. GOD DAMNIT!

[G.C]

I have a daily routine that haven't changed for a while now.

-Turn alarm off , Take a piss in the shower, eat , Brush teeth, wake gf up, off to work.

[redrumracer]

well generally ill set my alarm to about an hour before i have to get up, possibly more so i can hit the snooze button till i really have to get up. then i fart.

[FriskyWalrus]

i usually wake up, take a piss, and crawl right back into bed until im needed to actually get up

[Double_0_Rusty]

Wake up, roll outta bed, go make a cup of coffee, go out and smoke (cigs), take the browns to the super bowl, shave, shower, dress, hop in truck, leave for work. everyday routine

[KREEP]

Hit alarm at least twice...



Stretch, brush teeth, shower (pee in shower)... in that order.

Pee in the shower huh? I do too....and I wanna know who else pees in the shower or if thats just wierd to yall?

[HyPer50]

I usually let a good one rip first thing.. lmao

[collins]

gotta scratch the wood. unless of course some lucky lady is there to do it for me :ninja: why is it that some girls like getting poked in the rear by morning wood and others find it annoying? i personally love poking them in the morning lol

[Me86Rob]

WTf, is IA glitching or something? It keeps saying theres a new post in here, but theres no new fucking post. GOD DAMNIT!

Its a poll. so whenever somebody votes, the thread gets bumped to the top even if nobody posted anything. im a noob and knew that.

[Me86Rob]

Pee in the shower huh? I do too....and I wanna know who else pees in the shower or if thats just wierd to yall?

LOL well.....dude, i dont find it weird that you piss iin the shower, but its kinda weird that cav-e-r does....seein as how shes a girl. lol

[BadassVic]

LOL well.....dude, i dont find it weird that you piss iin the shower, but its kinda weird that cav-e-r does....seein as how shes a girl. lol


1st thing Lexi does when he wakes up is to put his mascara on right?




:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[BadassVic]

WTf, is IA glitching or something? It keeps saying theres a new post in here, but theres no new fucking post. GOD DAMNIT!


x2! WTF. :thinking:

[redrumracer]

x2! WTF. :thinking:

Its a poll. so whenever somebody votes, the thread gets bumped to the top even if nobody posted anything. im a noob and knew that.
thats all

[flak_monkey]

feed the cat. He's usually what wakes me up. Meowmonster.

[Got Milk?]

where is the option on washing your face and brushing your teeth?

[KREEP]

where is the option on having a midget choke me while I masterbate????

[Echonova]

I stumble down stairs where the coffe maker is waiting for me because I set it to brew @ 5am the night before, get coffee, stumble back upstairs and drop a duece while drinking coffee and reading the paper. Unless I'm out of town, then I buy a Red Bull and drink it in the morning while dropping a duece and posting on IA from my laptop.

[RandomGuy]

where is the option on having a midget choke me while I masterbate????
x2

[Elbow]

I jack off b4 pissing, then when I cum it comes out like piss/cummy mix to clean out my system.

[D.Choe]

LIRL I guess some options def. need to be added

halp?

[Nismo]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/morning_routine.png

[tdurr]

I slap snooze once or twice, then I head straight to bathroom and piss... then i brush teeth+wash face...

[sirkus]

I usually grab my notepad from the night stand and write down my dreams. LOL some of them get a little vivid. Then first thing is piss and brush my teeth, then shower, then I slap around the bishop. Wish I had the luxury of having to be up at 5am to go to work. :)

[Sport1.3]

i wake up and reset the alarm, then go back to bed

REDO!!!

[Njobe]

i take one of those 2min pisses lol

[WTF?]

take a piss

[lanning]

open my eyes, kick my bitch tell her open the blinds

[AnthonyF]

None of the above.

Hit my alarm clock, turn on tv, pet/play with my doggy, take piss, take dog out for piss, m-bate, tv, suit up, ride out.

-Ant.

[IMPORTchic]

I jack off b4 pissing, then when I cum it comes out like piss/cummy mix to clean out my system.

:sicks:






THAT is gross Simon! :slap:

[VQ35 Star]

i wake up in the morning take a shit, shower, shave stand over the stove and whip it like a slave

[CALIWEST]

wheres brush your teeth??

[Hayes21890]

I stretch like a fucking champ before i even hop out of bed

[antiv6]

I usually look at the clock then get pissed when it says 2pm b/c i wasted half a day sleeping, then go piss.

[Humphrizzle]

i check the time.. then piss.

[Me86Rob]

personally..i go outside and watch the higschool bus dropping off all the higschool girls in my neighborhood

[AnthonyF]

Oh, I forgot..morning sex. Uhhhh morning sex is so wonderful.

-Ant.

[AnthonyF]

personally..i go outside and watch the higschool bus dropping off all the higschool girls in my neighborhoodthey are dropping them off that early in the morning?:thinking:

-Ant.

[Humphrizzle]

no hs girls in my neighborhood..

[Elbow]

Elementary bus for me. :)

[ShooterMcGavin]

goddamn thread resurrections...

[Me86Rob]

they are dropping them off that early in the morning?:thinking:

-Ant.

i usually dont get up till 2:30 or so

[Sammich]

wheres the "jerk it" option.... i mean if i gonna have morning wood anyway? and it keeps me good fpr the rest of the day.....than i piss.QFT:lmfao: