joke

[Leadfoot_mf]

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says: "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"

[81911SC]

rofl
Tim, how you been?

[Leadfoot_mf]

i went to the doctor and he told me i need to quit masterbating, i said why?
he said cause im trying to examine you

[.blank cd]

the second LOL eclipsed the first LOL

[SiRed94]

haha

[redrumracer]

the second LOL eclipsed the first LOL
it did

[Me86Rob]

so these white guys are sitting on the front porch of their house, staring across the street at their watermelon patch. One of the guys turns to the other and says "hey watch this"
then he takes a shotgun and shots it into the feild, killing a :ninja: negro :ninja:
so the one old white guy says "holy shit you cant do that!" and the other replys
"why not? its open 'negro' hunting season"
and the other guy laughs and says "yea but you cant use a baited field"
:ninja: coughsammichcough

[ksniperfox]

so these white guys are sitting on the front porch of their house, staring across the street at their watermelon patch. One of the guys turns to the other and says "hey watch this"
then he takes a shotgun and shots it into the feild, killing a :ninja: negro :ninja:
so the one old white guy says "holy shit you cant do that!" and the other replys
"why not? its open 'negro' hunting season"
and the other guy laughs and says "yea but you cant use a baited field"
:ninja: coughsammichcough

heard a few versions of that one. funniest is the one where one of the guys is a cop.

[TougeGTR-33]

Pretty great!

[blackboi50]

Lexi's joke was no where near as funny as leadfoots!!!!.....leadfoot gets repssss!!!! :lmfao:.....1

[Dracc]

what did the white man say to the blacc man wearing a suit?????????

































































will the defendant please rise

[Elbow]

lololol

[DJ Maestro]

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says: "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"

Hahahaha!!! I lirl'd at this one, but even more at the second one!! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[BKgen®]

BAHAHA i lol'd

[Sport1.3]

pot heads make the worst fucking jokes


sup tim!