Top 10 gay cars. Do you own one?

[Tracy]

Saw this on Jalopnik. Thought it was funny. I don't see a Miata there! Dang it. I was wrong! :p

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2008/10/Pink-Maserati-GT.jpg

The guy-loving guys and gal-loving gals over at Gaywheels.com (did we mention they’re gay?) took a look at their search records for the third quarter of 2008 to pull out their latest list of the site's ten most researched cars. So what's changed since the last list? Well, for the first time, an exotic car cracks the list, as the Maserati GranTurismo brings up the rear with the tenth spot. The rest of the list below the jump.

The Volkswagen Rabbit and Eos remained in first and second place, respectively. Mazda’s MAZDA3 gave up the third slot to its sister car from Mazda, the MX-5, which now shares that position with the Audi A3. For the first time, there were multiple ties on the list. In addition to the tie for third, the MAZDA3 and VW Jetta vied for the fourth slot, the Saab 9-3 and Dodge Caliber both slotted in at 6th and the newcomer Toyota Matrix joined the MINI Cooper as the 9th Most-Researched Vehicles. Rounding out the Top 10 is the Maserati GranTurismo - the first exotic vehicle to ever appear on the list. Here's the full list:

10. Maserati Gran Turismo

9. Mini Cooper and Toyota Matrix (tie)*

8. Smart ForTwo

7. Volvo C30

6. Dodge Caliber

5. Saab 9-3 and Dodge Caliber (tie)

4. VW Jetta and Toyota Yaris

3. Audi A3 and MAZDA3

2. VW Eos and Mazda MX-5 Miata (tie)

1. VW Rabbit

[Tracy]

UH OH the Miata is there!!!!

[BKgen®]

Saw this on Jalopnik. Thought it was funny. I don't see a Miata there! Dang it. I was wrong! :p

2. VW Eos and Mazda MX-5 Miata (tie)

edit: you caught it right before i posted.

on another note, no Boxster?

[Tracy]

edit: you caught it right before i posted.

on another note, no Boxster?

Those ARE pretty gay...no turbo = teh lose.

[Sammich]

where is the tibby in this line up :ninja:

[Tracy]

where is the tibby in this line up :ninja:Doh! I didn't say it.

[SLOWR/T]

ALVIN!!! where you at!!! number 5

[SLOWR/T]

10. Maserati Gran Turismo
This car is FAR from gay. One of the sexiest sports cars have have driven

[southside]

I think Vw cabriolet shoul be number 1!

[Tracy]

10. Maserati Gran Turismo
This car is FAR from gay. One of the sexiest sports cars have have driven

I think the car is bad as.s also. This list is just based on the top 10 searched on the gay website they mentioned.

[Atlblkz06]

There is no reason for the Maserati is on there. Any car can be a "gay car" if you paint it pink. Imagine a pink F430 - far gayer than the QP above.

The Jetta needs to be replaced with the Beetle. Any guy driving a new beetle is automatically gay.

Oh and the Maserati should be replaced with BMW 3 Series convertibles.

[cactusEG]

Mini Cooper and Toyota Matrix (tie)*


lol those cars are gay as fuck...

[Elbow]

Mini Cooper isn't gay.

And WTF with the Maserati that car is DEAD sexy.

[Ran]

Mini Cooper and Toyota Matrix (tie)*


lol those cars are gay as fuck...The Cooper S is f*cking bad@ss. The base model...okay, it's a little fruity. lol

[Elbow]

^Truth

[patrick4588]

Mini Cooper isn't gay.

And WTF with the Maserati that car is DEAD sexy.

says the guy with the miata....

JK! LOL

[Atlblkz06]

Cars are not capable of being gay or straight. Its the social stigma thats associated with them.

If everyone you know thinks a car is gay - well then it must be gay!
I wouldnt be caught dead in a mini cooper - its fruity as hell if you ask me.

[OnURleft]

I'm sorry but my moms law partner had a Vantage and sold it for the Gran Turismo. The thing screams utter alpha male from every angle. This whole article is written by phucking idiots. Also mini's and A3's are in no way gay.

[Elbow]

It was probably Honda owners

[ALVIN]

9-3 GAY?!



2006 SAAB 9-3 AERO X4R
Layout
Longitudinal front engine, all-wheel drive (http://www.europeancarweb.com/features/epcp_0706_2006_saab_9_3_aero_x4r/specifications.html#)


Engine
'94 Saab 900 transplant, 2.0-liter in-line four, bottom end rebuilt to 9.35:1 compression, custom forced induction system with Turbonetics compressor and Racecoolings intercooler, custom head and valvetrain, custom intake manifold, Pectal T6 ECU

Transmission
Tractive five-speed sequential manual, AP Racing triple-plate clutch, Trollspeed lightweight flywheel, Tractive four-wheel-drive (http://www.europeancarweb.com/features/epcp_0706_2006_saab_9_3_aero_x4r/specifications.html#) system with programmable hydraulic differentials, custom hybrid driveshaft

Suspension
Custom Bilstein race coilovers

Brakes
Tarox 12-piston calipers, 15-inch rotors (f), Tarox 8-piston calipers, 14.2-inch rotors (r)

Wheels and Tires
BBS RS GT, 10x20Yokohama Advan Sport, 255/30

Exterior
Carbon fiber bumper, fenders, rear bumper extension, roof and trunk lid, aluminum hood, Wargia rear wing

Interior
Multi-point rollcage, Sparco Evo VTR race seats, Sparco harnesses and steering wheel, carbon floor plates, custom dash and center console

Performance
Peak Power: 802 bhp
Peak Torque: 572 lb-ft


http://images.europeancarweb.com/features/epcp_0706_11z+2006_saab_9-3_aero_x4r+interior.jpg
http://images.europeancarweb.com/features/epcp_0706_04z+2006_saab_9-3_aero_x4r+turbonetics.jpg
http://images.europeancarweb.com/features/epcp_0706_01z+2006_saab_9-3_aero_x4r+front_view.jpg
http://images.europeancarweb.com/features/epcp_0706_16z+2006_saab_9-3_aero_x4r+bbs_rs_gt.jpg

[Elbow]

Cuz that's a regular old 9-3 alright....LMFAO

[SLOWR/T]

9-3 GAY?!




http://images.europeancarweb.com/features/epcp_0706_11z+2006_saab_9-3_aero_x4r+interior.jpg
http://images.europeancarweb.com/features/epcp_0706_04z+2006_saab_9-3_aero_x4r+turbonetics.jpg
http://images.europeancarweb.com/features/epcp_0706_01z+2006_saab_9-3_aero_x4r+front_view.jpg
http://images.europeancarweb.com/features/epcp_0706_16z+2006_saab_9-3_aero_x4r+bbs_rs_gt.jpg

Yeah...one Saab thats not gay of many.

[BKgen®]

where is the tibby in this line up :ninja:

you should be asking where the maxima is, you homo :yes:

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

Jetta, Audi A3, Mazda3, and a Cooper shouldn't be on that list at all.

[yungdz]

Mini's and Miata's are a bit Metro or Feminine. There are ways to redeem their masculinity though.



9-3 GAY?!





http://images.europeancarweb.com/features/epcp_0706_04z+2006_saab_9-3_aero_x4r+turbonetics.jpg



Why is the motor under the windshield where the firewall should be? I bet that thing is a bitch to work on

[ALVIN]

Weight distribution maybe? idk though. It looks cool and gets some decent power on a 2litre 4 cyl. I wish I had the money and the time to do that to my car for real though.

[Captain-Obvious™]

thankfully no I don't own one of those

[Tracy]

I'm just here to tell you what gay men like most...apparently :)

If you ask me, it would have mentioned Honda :p

[OneSlow5pt0]

how bout civics?S2000s?yaris?prius?

where are those cars

[Captain-Obvious™]

I'm just here to tell you what gay men like most...apparently :)

If you ask me, it would have mentioned Honda :p

honda isn't gay...it's fuel economy

[Tracy]

honda isn't gay...it's fuel economyInside joke. I know--should have kept it there :D

[blackboi50]

Jetta, Audi A3, Mazda3, and a Cooper shouldn't be on that list at all.

yehhh im with IZZ!!! especially with the mazda 3!!! dem sh!ts are hott even the base 2.3!!! not even gonna talk about the mazdaspeed3!!!!!.....1

[Elbow]

That Saab's engine is like that for better weight distribution. It might even be classified as mid engine like that. Also it's barely even a real Saab lol.

[Jecht]

Mini Cooper and Toyota Matrix (tie)*


lol those cars are gay as fuck...

Mini Cooper S and the original Minis = not gay

[DecoyOctopus]

you picked some wierd cars to call gay. heres my line up in order from gayest to least gayest but still gay

1)dodge neon srt4
2)v6 mustangs
3)dodge neon rt
4)ford festiva
5)dodge neon base model
6)g35 and 350z....the owners of these cars are what make the car itself gay.

[Tracy]

Is anyone even reading the first post???? I didn't pick the cars!!! These are the most searched cars on gaywheels.com :) sheesh! I found the article on Jalopnik.

[Tracy]

original link:

http://www.gaywheels.com/top_10_most_researched_vehicle_7.htm

[Captain-Obvious™]

you picked some wierd cars to call gay. heres my line up in order from gayest to least gayest but still gay

1)dodge neon srt4
2)v6 mustangs
3)dodge neon rt
4)ford festiva
5)dodge neon base model
6)g35 and 350z....the owners of these cars are what make the car itself gay.

:lmfao: sam you're on point today makin' me laugh...

[Captain-Obvious™]

Inside joke. I know--should have kept it there :D

well let me in on it :D

[DecoyOctopus]

:lmfao: sam you're on point today makin' me laugh... thanks. tell neil to stay the fuck away from christina

[Tracy]

well let me in on it :DI just have always called Honda's gay for no other reason than it used to get people REALLY mad on here (in like 2003 or 2004). So, I just kept on doing it.

[Captain-Obvious™]

I just have always called Honda's gay for no other reason than it used to get people REALLY mad on here (in like 2003 or 2004). So, I just kept on doing it.

lol gotcha...in that case yeah hondas are gay

[Kevykev]

How about we make the IA Gay list to see what people agree on?

Make a thread folks.

[Crazy Asian]

FAWK YALL HATERS ON MY MAZDA3.

[EJ25RUN]

VW actually always wins these polls. And since i used to sell Subarus, i can confess that the gay and especially lesbians do make up a good percentage of Subaru sales.

[1439/2000]

Subaru Outback = Instalesbian

[EJ25RUN]

Subaru Outback = Instalesbian

Don't forget the Forester. They can't make up their mind between the two.

[MINI]

I have never seen any homos driving mini coopers...

only....

....old people :ninja:


I have a base model MINI but it looks just like an S and is pretty stout for an NA engine.

I didnt know the difference between the base model and the S at the time of purchase...:(.. and i have grown too attached to it to sell it. Doesnt matter, its a nice project! :goodjob:

[chituntang]

Mini Cooper isn't gay.

And WTF with the Maserati that car is DEAD sexy.

They are DEAD sexy in a gay way....

Gay guy thinking...

J/K

[Elbow]

Did you just call yourself a gay guy? ^

I agree G35/350Z should be on there. Maserati needs to go. Miata of course stays lol.

[Deke]

Lol, the list is composed of cars that gay people like. Not cars that are "gay"

[Tracy]

Lol, the list is composed of cars that gay people like. Not cars that are "gay"picky picky!

Since a car can't actually BE GAY, I would call cars that gay men prefer, gay :)

[Deke]

picky picky!

Since a car can't actually BE GAY, I would call cars that gay men prefer, gay :)

Haha I wasn't clarifying in reference to you. You're right on. I was more talking about people calling the 350z and SRT-4 "gay" cars. Sure you may hate the people that drive them and hence call them gay. But they do not belong on that list due to the fact that it is composed of cars that gay people (literally gay) like.

That is all.

[Atlblkz06]

Did you just call yourself a gay guy? ^

I agree G35/350Z should be on there. Maserati needs to go. Miata of course stays lol.

LOL, your statement just exonerated you from Miata-induced gayness. :lmfao:
Welcome to the light.

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[VooDooXII]

Hahahahahaha

[2turbo4u]

Mazda 3 aren't gay! Porsche Boxster are and so is the owners.

[Elbow]

^I thought that until I drove a 08 Boxster S....it's actually quick, handles good, and is a blast to drive.

[Tracy]

Haha I wasn't clarifying in reference to you. You're right on. I was more talking about people calling the 350z and SRT-4 "gay" cars. Sure you may hate the people that drive them and hence call them gay. But they do not belong on that list due to the fact that it is composed of cars that gay people (literally gay) like.

That is all.


LOL! I thinks it funny that we have gotten into the covo about whether or not a car can actually BE gay. We are dorks. :gay: