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ATL_EG
10-10-2008, 11:58 PM
got this from another forum WAY back in the day

BUT, what would win in a fight, a bear or a shark?
(somehow they fight on neutral ground)

yungdz
10-11-2008, 12:01 AM
bear

redrumracer
10-11-2008, 12:09 AM
bear, that like saying who would win in a fight, a quadriplegic or a fully limbed 6 foot tall muscle builder

Andy_013
10-11-2008, 12:09 AM
Bear

ATL_EG
10-11-2008, 12:12 AM
bear, that like saying who would win in a fight, a quadriplegic or a fully limbed 6 foot tall muscle builder

a near 20ft quadriplegic with multiple rows of razor sharp teeth

OneSlow5pt0
10-11-2008, 12:12 AM
i think a better battle would be something like Tiger vs Croc or Panther Vs Bear

redrumracer
10-11-2008, 12:15 AM
a near 20ft quadriplegic with multiple rows of razor sharp teeth

ok so kick that 20 quad's mouth away from ya and proceed to beat the shit outta it. limbs ftw.

Double_0_Rusty
10-11-2008, 12:16 AM
Pengiun?

SiRed94
10-11-2008, 12:43 AM
The best fight of all animals would be a badger vs. wolverine.

MR2DR
10-11-2008, 12:51 AM
limbs ftw is right

OneSlow5pt0
10-11-2008, 01:24 AM
Wolverline would destory a badger....its like a small bear

osnap
10-11-2008, 06:16 AM
the LOL WUT badger would tear em all to shreads. BLINDFOLDED.

BobbyFresco
10-11-2008, 06:45 AM
Bear would beat the shiit out the shark, then eat the shit out of the shark, then shiit shark. In the woods.

HeLLo iM iZzY
10-11-2008, 07:20 AM
The squirrel would win.

alpine_aw11
10-11-2008, 08:46 AM
It doesn't matter, because this would appear and slaughter both of them.

http://i35.tinypic.com/if7whv.jpg

BKgen®
10-11-2008, 09:41 AM
shark/tiburon lolol

HyPer50
10-11-2008, 09:48 AM
I say shark... I mean assuming the Shark can still swim around isn't just laying on a beach lmao..

Me86Rob
10-11-2008, 10:22 AM
chuck norris.
and GKtib....how many ppl here really know wtf you meant when you said shark/tiburon? lol i do! but that prlly makes 2 of us

yungdz
10-11-2008, 10:29 AM
chuck norris.
and GKtib....how many ppl here really know wtf you meant when you said shark/tiburon? lol i do! but that prlly makes 2 of us

a bear would destroy a tiburon too lol

Me86Rob
10-11-2008, 10:48 AM
and so would a smart car :ninja:

BKgen®
10-11-2008, 11:28 AM
a bear would destroy a tiburon too lol

you better hope i don't see the subie around school this quarter.... :ninja:

stillaneon
10-11-2008, 11:30 AM
Pengiun?


x2

BKgen®
10-11-2008, 11:34 AM
http://premium1.uploadit.org/brandonp47/importatlanta/FlyingSharks.jpg

HyPer50
10-11-2008, 11:53 AM
chuck norris.
and GKtib....how many ppl here really know wtf you meant when you said shark/tiburon? lol i do! but that prlly makes 2 of us

Hmmm... I know Tiburon the car, and I know Tiburon used to be a video game developer who's image was a shark. Is there another one? lol

Me86Rob
10-11-2008, 11:56 AM
if im not mistaken, tibruon translates to shark in comunist talk :ninja:

yungdz
10-11-2008, 12:16 PM
you better hope i don't see the subie around school this quarter.... :ninja:

lol you wont cuz I got up out that bish :tongue1:

I hear there like 850 new students and nowhere to park


EDIT-On a side note: One of the sexiest things I've ever heard was a latin girl pronounce Tiburon. Teeebuurrrrrrrrone

BKgen®
10-11-2008, 03:01 PM
lol you wont cuz I got up out that bish :tongue1:

I hear there like 850 new students and nowhere to park


EDIT-On a side note: One of the sexiest things I've ever heard was a latin girl pronounce Tiburon. Teeebuurrrrrrrrone

true fucking story.

HeLLo iM iZzY
10-11-2008, 04:05 PM
chuck norris.
and GKtib....how many ppl here really know wtf you meant when you said shark/tiburon? lol i do! but that prlly makes 2 of usAre you saying that the main dudes at Hyundai thought it would be cool to make a car that looks like a shark?

:thinking:

FORTHEWIN
10-12-2008, 04:58 PM
Bear would beat the shiit out the shark, then eat the shit out of the shark, then shiit shark. In the woods.

does a bear shit in the woods?

DJ Maestro
10-13-2008, 11:26 AM
Shark all the way. I mean, let's get real people. Bears walk on the land, sharks do not. Sharks swim in the water, and so do bears. Water = neutral location. Therefore, shark rips bear to hell in 4.3 seconds. :goodjob:

Ran
10-13-2008, 11:30 AM
Superior

DJ Maestro
10-13-2008, 11:34 AM
I will give you that Ran. Ninja vs. Shark would be the ninja all day every day. :lmfao: :lmfao:

Brian*
10-13-2008, 01:42 PM
shark... I guess, WHO CARES LOL

I wanna see a turtle fight*

DJ Maestro
10-13-2008, 02:18 PM
shark... I guess, WHO CARES LOL

I wanna see a turtle fight*

Why would you wanna see a turtle fight? You wanna make this kid cry?

http://www.productwiki.com/upload/images/i_like_turtles.jpg

:???:

bigdare23
10-13-2008, 02:24 PM
bears eat fishes

sharks are a fishes

... bears eat sharks

DJ Maestro
10-13-2008, 02:28 PM
bears eat fishes

sharks are a fishes

... bears eat sharks

Salmon is a fish....

bears eat salmon.....

so would sharks.....

Sorry, your argument on bears eating sharks holds no validity. :lmfao:

bigdare23
10-13-2008, 02:30 PM
Salmon is a fish....

bears eat salmon.....

so would sharks.....

Sorry, your argument on bears eating sharks holds no validity. :lmfao:

http://climateprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/polar-bear-tongue.jpeg

DJ Maestro
10-13-2008, 02:35 PM
http://climateprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/polar-bear-tongue.jpeg

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: reps!

HalfBaked
10-13-2008, 02:36 PM
http://mistergoodcat.blogspot.com/2007/12/grizzly-bear-vs-shark.html

FrankTMFTank
10-13-2008, 09:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigdare23
bears eat fishes

sharks are a fishes

... bears eat sharks




Salmon is a fish....

bears eat salmon.....

so would sharks.....

Sorry, your argument on bears eating sharks holds no validity.

his structure is fine which is all that validity has to deal with.
All A eat B
All B are C
Therefore All A eat C


Now this is what YOUR Argument looks like
All A are B
All C eat A
All D eat A

Therefore your argument is the invalid one...



:tongue1: