Car acronyms

[ProjectWidow]

GM
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus

GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car

GTO
Gas, Tires, Oil

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

JEEP
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Empty Every Pocket

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MG
Money Guzzler

MGB
Might Go Backwards

MGF
Might Go Forward

MIATA
My Intention Always To Accelerate

MOPAR
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs

MUSTANG
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday

PINTO
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PLYMOUTH
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

TRIUMPH
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

[bijan gxe]

Nissan ownz jOO!

[SwiftGTiRacer]

you notice there isn't one for Suzuki? =)

Swifty

[redlinenprelude]

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

woRd

[Kevykev]

nice 1s

[Chuckster]

ok im not likeing that last one :321:

+1 for the rest

[SLOWR/T]

hell yeah.. mazda VV

[mocha latte cupcake]

Yeah nissan w00t w00t!

[HEATON]

Hmm r u a fan of TheHun? Bc that was there daily joke..lol

[ProjectWidow]

Hmm r u a fan of TheHun? Bc that was there daily joke..lol
i wouldnt say fan, just looked there today

lol

[YokotaS13]

DSM - dont start moving

[HEATON]

i wouldnt say fan, just looked there today

lol

oh yea, what a coincidence... I caught ya open handed bitch!..lol. jk it is a rather good site. And its based like 4 hours from here, im temptin to go to the place in the netherlands and be like SUP..lol

[Ruiner]

Ford

Fix Or Repair Daily
Fast Only Rolling Downhile
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge

[Ruiner]

Kia

Kills In Accidents

[turbo_spool]

Pontiac = Poor Old Ni**a Thinks It's A Cadillac..... mine is the best!!!!

[turbo_spool]

Ford = Fix or Repair Daily.....i pwn

[Ruiner]

Ford = Fix or Repair Daily.....i pwn

Repost. ;) I already said that on page 1.

[99ITRGIRL]

I like the one about the porsche

[T-Mo Goodie]

those were good.

[Ruiner]

I like the one about the porsche

???

[chrisdavis]

Chevrolet

Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks

[turbo_spool]

^ I like that one...

[ProjectWidow]

???
PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

[Ruiner]

PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

Oh, I read what it said. I was just wondering why she liked it the best.

[Brett]

Maybe cause she thought it was funny? lol