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Sammich
10-02-2008, 10:27 AM
how many periods does it take to equate to one of your posts?...and 1
Sport1.3
10-02-2008, 10:34 AM
Why don't anteaters get sick?




































Because they're full of anty-bodies
Sammich
10-02-2008, 10:34 AM
why is the sky blue?




























cuz it has to match jeezy blue lambo.
Sport1.3
10-02-2008, 10:34 AM
why is it so hard to play poker in the jungle?





















there are too many cheetah's
Sport1.3
10-02-2008, 10:35 AM
what does a 9 volt battery and a girls butthole have in common?















you know its wrong but sooner or later you're gonna touch it with your tounge
Ran
10-02-2008, 10:36 AM
Why is Sammich afraid of chainsaws?






































































Because when you start them up, they go "RUN-n*gga-n*gga-n*gga-n*gga-n*gga..."
Sport1.3
10-02-2008, 10:36 AM
An elephant and a naked man are standing next to each other. The elephant looks at the naked man and says














"How can you breath through that thing?"
Sammich
10-02-2008, 10:36 AM
what does a 9 volt battery and a girls butthole have in common?















you know its wrong but sooner or later you're gonna touch it with your tounge

MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Sammich
10-02-2008, 10:37 AM
WHAT DOES NATE DO AT TEH SOUND OF SCHOOL BELLS?























































RAN
Sport1.3
10-02-2008, 10:37 AM
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?






















Roamin' Catholic
Sport1.3
10-02-2008, 10:38 AM
Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?


























Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan
Ran
10-02-2008, 10:39 AM
Why didn't the coach trust his team?



















































There were too many sneakers in the locker room!
Ran
10-02-2008, 10:41 AM
What did the math book say to his psychiatrist?




















































I'm full of problems.
blackboi50
10-02-2008, 10:41 AM
Why did the tap run away from the kitchen??????













































cuz it saw the kitchen sink!!! :lmao:.....1
Sammich
10-02-2008, 10:42 AM
WHAT DID THE OP SAY TO THE MOTHERFUKERS W/ LAME JOKES





















































FUK THE BULLSH*T...DIAF
blackboi50
10-02-2008, 10:43 AM
hey what has 3 eyes 6 nostrilseses and 1.5 mouths????




































YO MOMMA!!!!! :lmao:.......1
Nitro
10-02-2008, 10:44 AM
why did the chicken cross the road?




























to get to kfc :lmfao:
Sammich
10-02-2008, 10:45 AM
WHOSE PART OF THE 6 IN A THREAD BUT HASNT POSTED CHIT...





















































THE RASTAFARIAN..Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 6 (6 members and 0 guests)
Sammich, Nitro, NEMOTEN, Ran, 03 SUBIE, Sport1.3

*EDITED* I GOT NINJA'D:2up:
Ran
10-02-2008, 10:45 AM
Q) What did the pedo have in his pants that the loli did not?

















































A) Pockets


You guys are sick.
blackboi50
10-02-2008, 10:46 AM
why did Ran pick a name like RAN?????
blackboi50
10-02-2008, 10:47 AM
^^cuzzzz he ran from godzilla!!!!!!! ahhaahhaah :lmfao:........1
Nitro
10-02-2008, 10:48 AM
WHOSE PART OF THE 6 IN A THREAD BUT HASNT POSTED CHIT...


THE RASTAFARIAN..Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 6 (6 members and 0 guests)
Sammich, Nitro, NEMOTEN, Ran, 03 SUBIE, Sport1.3

*EDITED* I GOT NINJA'D:2up:


bwahahahahahahahaha :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Ran
10-02-2008, 10:48 AM
What do you call a Mexican baptism?

















































A bean dip.
Sammich
10-02-2008, 10:48 AM
^^cuzzzz he ran from godzilla!!!!!!! ahhaahhaah :lmfao:........1

NO BODY IS ABOVE U
blackboi50
10-02-2008, 10:48 AM
what do u call a pig a cow and 2 chicken?????










































thanksgiving for knee-grows!!!!! :lmfao:......1
blackboi50
10-02-2008, 10:49 AM
yoooo all bull sh!t aside Ran is killing me right now!!!!!! he wins this battle in the whoreslounge *bows*.........1
Sport1.3
10-02-2008, 10:49 AM
What do you call a Mexican baptism?

















































A bean dip.


I FVCKING LOVE BEAN DIP!!!
Sammich
10-02-2008, 10:50 AM
bwahahahahahahahaha :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

WHATS RED AND BLACK AND IS USED BY TEH FIRE DEPARTMENT AS A LEAD VEHICLE?







































































NITRO'S RICEMOBILE
blackboi50
10-02-2008, 10:50 AM
I FVCKING LOVE BEAN DIP!!!

wet-back lover!!!!! :D......1
Sport1.3
10-02-2008, 10:51 AM
http://i35.tinypic.com/331q79y.jpg
Ran
10-02-2008, 10:53 AM
W...T...F?
Nitro
10-02-2008, 10:53 AM
***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for $1
... No Strings attached
...but for a limited period ONLY!
...A bloody good deal!
Ran
10-02-2008, 10:54 AM
What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?







































A VERY nervous postman.
Sammich
10-02-2008, 10:55 AM
***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for $1
... No Strings attached
...but for a limited period ONLY!
...A bloody good deal!

REPS IF I CAN:lmfao:
Nitro
10-02-2008, 10:55 AM
A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?






















His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone
Ran
10-02-2008, 10:55 AM
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M company?


















































Because she threw away all the M&M's that had W's on them.
Nitro
10-02-2008, 10:56 AM
Hey PBS!!!!


























Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. :lmfao:
Sammich
10-02-2008, 10:57 AM
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M company?


















































Because she threw away all the M&M's that had W's on them.

MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I ALMOST SHAT MYSELF:lmfao:
Ran
10-02-2008, 10:57 AM
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator door?



















































Close the door, I'm dressing!!
blackboi50
10-02-2008, 10:58 AM
Hey PBS!!!!


























Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. :lmfao:

OOOOOOOOooOooOOOooOOo burn nagga!!!! :lmfao:....1
Sammich
10-02-2008, 10:59 AM
WHAT DID THE BLACK MAN SAY TO THE JAMAICAN?











































FUK U BLOODCLOT
Nitro
10-02-2008, 10:59 AM
Y did the jelly baby go 2 school?




















Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.
Ran
10-02-2008, 10:59 AM
Y did the jelly baby go 2 school?


Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.That one actually took me a minute. lol
Nitro
10-02-2008, 11:00 AM
What u call dog with no legs?





















Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.
Sammich
10-02-2008, 11:00 AM
WHY DID NITRO MARRY A WHITE WOMAN?
























































CUZ BLACKBOI50 WAS TOO MUCH OF A B*TCH
Nitro
10-02-2008, 11:01 AM
What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?






















Ok u 2, don't start anything.
Sammich
10-02-2008, 11:01 AM
What u call dog with no legs?





















Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEER W/ NO EYES?






















































I HAVE NO EYE DEER
Nitro
10-02-2008, 11:02 AM
PBS!!!!

Important Message:






















Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.
blackboi50
10-02-2008, 11:03 AM
WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEER W/ NO EYES?






















































I HAVE NO EYE DEER

damn i was about to use that one!!! hahahahhaa:lmfao:.....1
Sammich
10-02-2008, 11:03 AM
PBS!!!!

Important Message:






Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.

U KNOW TIMES ARE HARD
Sammich
10-02-2008, 11:04 AM
damn i was about to use that one!!! hahahahhaa:lmfao:.....1

:D

I WAS ABOUT TO CALL OUT NITRO FOR BITING RICKY SMILEY...:ninja:
Sammich
10-02-2008, 11:04 AM
WHAT DO U CALL A BLACK MAN ALWAYS TRYNA PLAY CATCH UP?

























































GREGORY HEINZ
blackboi50
10-02-2008, 11:05 AM
......1
Ran
10-02-2008, 11:07 AM
Why did blackboi cross the road?




























He was chasing the chicken.
Ran
10-02-2008, 11:08 AM
What did the Bishop say when the Pope came out of the bathroom?

































Holy sh*t!
Sammich
10-02-2008, 11:08 AM
WHY DID NITRO CHOKE THE CHICKEN?







































































HE WANTED A VANILLA MILKSHAKE:ninja:
Ran
10-02-2008, 11:09 AM
How many men will you see at a Nunnery?














































Nun
Ran
10-02-2008, 11:12 AM
What do you call a gay superhero?



























































SUPER!
Ran
10-02-2008, 11:13 AM
Why couldn't pillows find the sheets?





















































Because they were under cover.
Sammich
10-02-2008, 11:13 AM
What do you call a gay superhero?



























































SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUPER!

/LISP

FIXED LIKE NITRO'S DOGS
Sammich
10-02-2008, 11:15 AM
http://i37.tinypic.com/aer0r6.jpg
Ran
10-02-2008, 11:16 AM
Why did the blondes come back early from their trip to Disney?











































They saw a roadsign that read: "Disneyland Left"
Ran
10-02-2008, 11:18 AM
What's the definition of a Jewish dilemma?









































Free Pork
Ran
10-02-2008, 11:19 AM
What sound does a black truck make when you push the horn?










































Honky Honky
blackboi50
10-02-2008, 11:25 AM
Why couldn't pillows find the sheets?




Because they were under cover.

OMFG Ran u make my day!!!! thats that spontaneous stupid funny humor that i like!!!!:lmao:.....1
Sammich
10-02-2008, 11:26 AM
WHY DID G&E RUN OUT OF LIGHTS...




















































CUZ THE NEON'S TOOK ALL THEIR SUPPLIES
blackboi50
10-02-2008, 11:26 AM
what did the jewish guy say when he walked into the bar!!!!!!

























OUCH!!!!! :lmfao:.......1
Nitro
10-02-2008, 11:41 AM
Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty?





















When U pull a curtain, it means that the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
Nitro
10-02-2008, 11:42 AM
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?






















If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!
Nitro
10-02-2008, 11:43 AM
Why are women like parking spaces?



















Bcoz the good ones are always taken and the rest are all disabled!
Nitro
10-02-2008, 11:46 AM
Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?






















ur job always sucks!!!!!
Sammich
10-02-2008, 01:23 PM
Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?






















ur job always sucks!!!!!

qft ur wife is weak