F*CK WHITE PEOPLE!

[Hulud]

but seriously after reading Julio's thread about white people being racist, i truly want to hear some racist jokes towards white people. i know someone has to have some.

i have seen some good ones on here but i forgot them.

[SUBY_RUE]

Hell yeah f*** me!!!

[Stormhammer]

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call a bunch of Crackers in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

A cracker girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the cracker girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, *****!" The cracker wench complied and started sucking her dad's ****. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore **** shore tastes like ****!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"

What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations

What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up ****s.

How did the West Virginian mom know when her daughter was on the rag?
Her son's **** tasted funny.

What do West Virginian's do on Halloween?
Pump-kin.

What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.

What do you call the moisture between two white people having sex?
Relative Humidity.

Jim Cracker is WHITE!!
How white is he?
He's so white, during the L.A riots, he went out and bought a TV.

What do u call a caption wafer in the toilet?
A soft azz cracker

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can't screw

[Hulud]

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What do you call the moisture between two white people having sex?
Relative Humidity


those were good lol

but for the most part most of those can be used interchangeably with others

[Sammich]

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!


muahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

quoted for the fact that it came from a crackers mouth

[Stormhammer]

muahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

quoted for the fact that it came from a crackers mouth

unless she's a corn fed home grown :boobies:

then its a whole different story :ninja:

[DJ Maestro]

unless she's a corn fed home grown :boobies:

then its a whole different story :ninja:

She's corn fed....you like????

http://www.gutmandairycattle.com/web-heifergallery/Black-Heifer1.jpg

:D

[Sport1.3]

Jim Cracker is WHITE!!
How white is he?
He's so white, during the L.A riots, he went out and bought a TV.




:lmao:

[itsjustdee]

shuddup hulud!

[ShooterMcGavin]

hmmm, some of those made me chuckle a little

[Jason..]

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.





:thinking: Not true

[Hulud]

shuddup hulud!
HOLY SH*T! :eek:

DEE!!!!!!!!

[alpine_aw11]

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, black men will screw anything.

Fixed it for you. The rest made me laugh.

[ksniperfox]

those are lame, generic jokes type jokes that you can fill the blank with any race you want.

what makes black jokes funny is that they have a lot of negative stereotypes. white people dont have any. who likes koolaid and watermelon and fried chicken? you cant answer that question with anything other than black people.

as far as calling white people crackers?...wtf is a cracker. srsly. im proud of being white. you think calling me that is going to make me mad? haha.

[ksniperfox]

PS

hulud is just jealous that he isnt white......


lol

[Hulud]

PS

hulud is just jealous that he isnt white......


lol
you are a f*cking moron

i must be jealous that im not WHITE....

[ksniperfox]

you are a f*cking moron

i must be jealous that im not WHITE....



easy, dont get your panties in a bunch there, its only the internet. start a thread of jokes and you cant take them back?

[Nismo]

Hell yeah white people suck. We find time to rip on black people when were not -

A: Fixing our camaros in front of our trailer
B: Fighting the bugs for control of our trailer
C: Railing our sisters
OR
D: All of the above

[Hulud]

easy, dont get your panties in a bunch there, its only the internet. start a thread of jokes and you cant take them back?
no you are just an idiot, saying that im jealous im not white







heres a hint for you, i have no pigmentation :doh:

[alpine_aw11]

Hell yeah white people suck. We find time to rip on black people when were not -

A: Fixing our camaros in front of our trailer
B: Fighting the bugs for control of our trailer
C: Railing our sisters
OR
D: All of the above

multitasking honkies ftw

[Hulud]

Hell yeah white people suck. We find time to rip on black people when were not -

A: Fixing our camaros in front of our trailer
B: Fighting the bugs for control of our trailer
C: Railing our sisters
OR
D: All of the above
:lmao:

[Ronsam2006]

:thinking: Not true


I know it was difficult to understand the first post as it was very intricately worded, but I think it was a JOKE

[alpine_aw11]

no you are just an idiot, saying that im jealous im not white







heres a hint for you, i have no pigmentation :doh:

Well if you want to get technical about it we're the ones who lack pigmentation.

[ksniperfox]

Hell yeah white people suck. We find time to rip on black people when were not -

A: Fixing our camaros in front of our trailer
B: Fighting the bugs for control of our trailer
C: Railing our sisters
OR
D: All of the above



black people:
a-dont even have cars
b-dont even have their own place to live
c-raping their sisters.

[Hulud]

Well if you want to get technical about it we're the ones who lack pigmentation.
am i not included in the we?

[Nismo]

Well if you want to get technical about it we're the ones who lack pigmentation.

Maybe he's a black albino?

Colt 45 and 2 zig zags......

[Hulud]

I know it was difficult to understand the first post as it was very intricately worded, but I think it was a JOKE
yea those people.... :lmao:

[ksniperfox]

no you are just an idiot, saying that im jealous im not white







heres a hint for you, i have no pigmentation :doh:



im an idiot? lets not throw names out there without justification.

you made the thread bashing white people, so i am only left to assume you are not white. but now you are implying youre white. ive never met most people on IA, so i am no idiot.



btw what are you then, albino?:lmfao:

[Hulud]

im an idiot? lets not throw names out there without justification.

you made the thread bashing white people, so i am only left to assume you are not white. but now you are implying youre white. ive never met most people on IA, so i am no idiot.



btw what are you then, albino?:lmfao:
because i made a thread about white people makes me not white?

that is a dumb assumption, hence why i said what i said

[Nismo]

I still say f-white people. What did they ever give us? I mean aside from everything not on this list.

air conditioning unit: Frederick M. Jones; July 12, 1949
almanac: Benjamin Banneker; Approx 1791
auto cut-off switch: Granville T. Woods; January 1,1839
auto fishing devise: G. Cook; May 30, 1899
automatic gear shift: Richard Spikes; February 28, 1932
baby buggy: W.H. Richardson; June 18, 1899
bicycle frame: L.R. Johnson; Octber 10, 1899
biscuit cutter: A.P. Ashbourne; November 30, 1875
blood plasma bag: Charles Drew; Approx. 1945
cellular phone: Henry T. Sampson; July 6, 1971
chamber commode: T. Elkins; January 3, 1897
clothes dryer: G. T. Sampson; June 6, 1862
curtain rod: S. R. Scratton; November 30, 1889
curtain rod support: William S. Grant; August 4, 1896
door knob: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
door stop: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
dust pan: Lawrence P. Ray; August 3, 1897
egg beater: Willie Johnson; February 5, 1884
electric lampbulb: Lewis Latimer; March 21, 1882
elevator: Alexander Miles; October 11, 1867
eye protector: P. Johnson; November 2, 1880
fire escape ladder: J. W. Winters; May 7, 1878
fire extinguisher: T. Marshall; October 26, 1872
folding bed: L. C. Bailey; July 18, 1899
folding chair: Brody & Surgwar; June 11, 1889
fountain pen: W. B. Purvis; January 7, 1890
furniture caster: O. A. Fisher; 1878
gas mask: Garrett Morgan; October 13, 1914
golf tee: T. Grant; December 12, 1899
guitar: Robert F. Flemming, Jr. March 3, 1886
hair brush: Lydia O. Newman; November 15,18--
hand stamp: Walter B. Purvis; February 27, 1883
horse shoe: J. Ricks; March 30, 1885
ice cream scooper: A. L. Cralle; February 2, 1897
improv. sugar making: Norbet Rillieux; December 10, 1846
insect-destroyer gun: A. C. Richard; February 28, 1899
ironing board: Sarah Boone; December 30, 1887
key chain: F. J. Loudin; January 9, 1894
lantern: Michael C. Harvey; August 19, 1884
lawn mower: L. A. Burr; May 19, 1889
lawn sprinkler: J. W. Smith; May 4, 1897
lemon squeezer: J. Thomas White; December 8, 1893
lock: W. A. Martin; July 23, 18--
lubricating cup: Ellijah McCoy; November 15, 1895
lunch pail: James Robinson; 1887
mail box: Paul L. Downing; October 27, 1891
mop: Thomas W. Stewart; June 11, 1893
motor: Frederick M. Jones; June 27, 1939
peanut butter: George Washington Carver; 1896
pencil sharpener: J. L. Love; November 23, 1897
record player arm: Joseph Hunger ****enson January 8, 1819
refrigerator: J. Standard; June 14, 1891
riding saddles: W. D. Davis; October 6, 1895
rolling pin: John W. Reed; 1864
shampoo headrest: C. O. Bailiff; October 11, 1898
spark plug: Edmond Berger; February 2, 1839
stethoscope: Imhotep; Ancient Egypt
stove: T. A. Carrington; July 25, 1876
straightening comb: Madam C. J. Walker; Approx 1905
street sweeper: Charles B. Brooks; March 17, 1890
phone transmitter: Granville T. Woods; December 2, 1884
thermostat control: Frederick M. Jones; February 23, 1960
traffic light: Garrett Morgan; November 20, 1923
tricycle: M. A. Cherry; May 6, 1886
typewriter: Burridge & Marshman; April 7, 1885

Other things invented by Blacks People
Break Dancing
Chess
Jazz
Blues
Rap
Reggae, Ska
Rock and Roll
Super Water Blaster
Fiber Optics

Aside from that I mean.

EDIT: Black people invented Chess? GTFO. Thats amazing.

[Hulud]

ok idiot of the thread award goes to alpine lol

[Sport1.3]

im an idiot? lets not throw names out there without justification.

you made the thread bashing white people, so i am only left to assume you are not white. but now you are implying youre white. ive never met most people on IA, so i am no idiot.



btw what are you then, albino?:lmfao:


he's deifnitely black, he's just being jealous, you were completely right

[ksniperfox]

because i made a thread about white people makes me not white?

that is a dumb assumption, hence why i said what i said


why? its logical. i cant exactly see through your computer and see your skin color..

[Hulud]

I still say f-white people. What did they ever give us? I mean aside from everything not on this list.

air conditioning unit: Frederick M. Jones; July 12, 1949
almanac: Benjamin Banneker; Approx 1791
auto cut-off switch: Granville T. Woods; January 1,1839
auto fishing devise: G. Cook; May 30, 1899
automatic gear shift: Richard Spikes; February 28, 1932
baby buggy: W.H. Richardson; June 18, 1899
bicycle frame: L.R. Johnson; Octber 10, 1899
biscuit cutter: A.P. Ashbourne; November 30, 1875
blood plasma bag: Charles Drew; Approx. 1945
cellular phone: Henry T. Sampson; July 6, 1971
chamber commode: T. Elkins; January 3, 1897
clothes dryer: G. T. Sampson; June 6, 1862
curtain rod: S. R. Scratton; November 30, 1889
curtain rod support: William S. Grant; August 4, 1896
door knob: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
door stop: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
dust pan: Lawrence P. Ray; August 3, 1897
egg beater: Willie Johnson; February 5, 1884
electric lampbulb: Lewis Latimer; March 21, 1882
elevator: Alexander Miles; October 11, 1867
eye protector: P. Johnson; November 2, 1880
fire escape ladder: J. W. Winters; May 7, 1878
fire extinguisher: T. Marshall; October 26, 1872
folding bed: L. C. Bailey; July 18, 1899
folding chair: Brody & Surgwar; June 11, 1889
fountain pen: W. B. Purvis; January 7, 1890
furniture caster: O. A. Fisher; 1878
gas mask: Garrett Morgan; October 13, 1914
golf tee: T. Grant; December 12, 1899
guitar: Robert F. Flemming, Jr. March 3, 1886
hair brush: Lydia O. Newman; November 15,18--
hand stamp: Walter B. Purvis; February 27, 1883
horse shoe: J. Ricks; March 30, 1885
ice cream scooper: A. L. Cralle; February 2, 1897
improv. sugar making: Norbet Rillieux; December 10, 1846
insect-destroyer gun: A. C. Richard; February 28, 1899
ironing board: Sarah Boone; December 30, 1887
key chain: F. J. Loudin; January 9, 1894
lantern: Michael C. Harvey; August 19, 1884
lawn mower: L. A. Burr; May 19, 1889
lawn sprinkler: J. W. Smith; May 4, 1897
lemon squeezer: J. Thomas White; December 8, 1893
lock: W. A. Martin; July 23, 18--
lubricating cup: Ellijah McCoy; November 15, 1895
lunch pail: James Robinson; 1887
mail box: Paul L. Downing; October 27, 1891
mop: Thomas W. Stewart; June 11, 1893
motor: Frederick M. Jones; June 27, 1939
peanut butter: George Washington Carver; 1896
pencil sharpener: J. L. Love; November 23, 1897
record player arm: Joseph Hunger ****enson January 8, 1819
refrigerator: J. Standard; June 14, 1891
riding saddles: W. D. Davis; October 6, 1895
rolling pin: John W. Reed; 1864
shampoo headrest: C. O. Bailiff; October 11, 1898
spark plug: Edmond Berger; February 2, 1839
stethoscope: Imhotep; Ancient Egypt
stove: T. A. Carrington; July 25, 1876
straightening comb: Madam C. J. Walker; Approx 1905
street sweeper: Charles B. Brooks; March 17, 1890
phone transmitter: Granville T. Woods; December 2, 1884
thermostat control: Frederick M. Jones; February 23, 1960
traffic light: Garrett Morgan; November 20, 1923
tricycle: M. A. Cherry; May 6, 1886
typewriter: Burridge & Marshman; April 7, 1885

Other things invented by Blacks People
Break Dancing
Chess
Jazz
Blues
Rap
Reggae, Ska
Rock and Roll
Super Water Blaster
Fiber Optics

Aside from that I mean.

EDIT: Black people invented Chess? GTFO. Thats amazing.
LOL

[Hulud]

why? its logical. i cant exactly see through your computer and see your skin color..
so according to your logic, if i was not white why would i have a white person as my avatar? :thinking:


cause obviously if i made this thread i hate white people so why have a white avatar?

[Sport1.3]

peanut butter: George Washington Carver; 1896



there are still ppl that believe this? :lmao:

[Hulud]

he's deifnitely black, he's just being jealous, you were completely right
:lmao:

[ksniperfox]

so according to your logic, if i was not white why would i have a white person as my avatar? :thinking:


cause obviously if i made this thread i hate white people so why have a white avatar?



i always thought the guy in avatar was mexican. for serious. and that name hulud is just plain weird.

[Nismo]

i always thought the guy in avatar was mexican. for serious. and that name hulud is just plain weird.
I always thought Iran or Iraq

[Ronsam2006]

so according to your logic, if i was not white why would i have a white person as my avatar? :thinking:


cause obviously if i made this thread i hate white people so why have a white avatar?
I can't tell if that guy is white or not in your avatar....and I'm Indian, and he looks like he is somewhere from the other side of the world. Maybe it's just the picture.

[VQ35 Star]

lolol someone actually got mad bc they thought hulud wasn't white? hahah

[Ronsam2006]

lolol someone actually got mad bc they thought hulud wasn't white? hahah
Hahahahaha...that sux

[Hulud]

I can't tell if that guy is white or not in your avatar....and I'm Indian, and he looks like he is somewhere from the other side of the world. Maybe it's just the picture.
i believe he is from the whitest continent out there

europe

[twinj]

black people:
a-dont even have cars
b-dont even have their own place to live
c-raping their sisters.

Some people got this thread all Misconstrued. Why do you have to get all sensitive and sh!t, and **** up the thread. Every post you made in here is out of just clear ignorance, go kill ya self.

[alpine_aw11]

ok idiot of the thread award goes to alpine lol

You sonofabiatch, I worded it wrong. I meant white people have pigmentation, darkies actually don't.

I are idiot of thread.

[Sammich]

unless she's a corn fed home grown :boobies:

then its a whole different story :ninja:

lulz @ the fermentation process of a PAWG:lmfao:

[metalman]

Hulud is white?????? Holy sheit!! I thought that was a 'beaner' in his avatar. :lmfao:





White folks cant wait in line. Its not genetically possible. They get pissed in about 5 seconds. :D
Overheard at the store from a white person...
"This is freaking ridiculous! I am outraged! Someone should speak to a manager, I will never shop here again!"

Black folks have the patience of Moses. They will stand in line all day without so much as a whine or wimper, all the while looking at Ebony magazines and sipping orange drink....


















......while waiting for a welfare or unemployment check. :lmfao:

Okay, okay...I forgot...this is supposed to be a joke thread about honkys....:D :D

Question.....What's hard, white, about fourteen inches long, and white women absolutely love it?


Answer: Absolutely nothing!

[DieselNuts]

wtf is a cracker. srsly.
I dont know if this has been answered yet, but its because back in the day the slave masters "cracked" the whip...hence the name "Cracker"

[twinj]

lmao @ Metalman

[Sport1.3]

i dont even own a whip :ninja:

[hydroshutter]

Not reading this whole thread. Has this been posted yet?

White people are so dumb, they thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday.

[metalman]

Not reading this whole thread. Has this been posted yet?

White people are so dumb, they thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday.


Hmm...thanks. I thought it was a device from shaking the tobacco down in ciggarettes. Thanks for the clarification. My family and I will add Tupac Shakur to our list of holy days. Is unleavend bread okay for that? What about pork? Is that still off limits? :lmfao:

[Hulud]

You sonofabiatch, I worded it wrong. I meant white people have pigmentation, darkies actually don't.

I are idiot of thread.
lol

[redrumracer]

Hell yeah white people suck. We find time to rip on black people when were not -

A: Going to school to better ourselves
B: Working and having a successful career
C: Being financially independent of the government.
OR
D: All of the above
fixed,


but yea, i wish there were more FUNNY white jokes out there.

[Ran]

Q) What do you call a trailer with a family of five living in it?
A) A box of crackers.

Q) What do you call one white guy surrounded by 200 black guys?
A) The Warden

Q) What Irishman can never leave the backyard?
A) Patio Furniture

Q) Why did the Jews spend 40 years in the desert?
A) Moses dropped a quarter.

Q) Why is Advil white?
A) Because it works.

[redrumracer]

Q) What do you call a trailer with a family of five living in it?
A) A box of crackers.

Q) What do you call one white guy surrounded by 200 black guys?
A) The Warden

Q) What Irishman can never leave the backyard?
A) Patio Furniture

Q) Why did the Jews spend 40 years in the desert?
A) Moses dropped a quarter.

Q) Why is Advil white?
A) Because it works.
is that really a white joke :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Ran]

is that really a white joke :lmfao: :lmfao:I was actually thinking the same thing, but it was in the white section of this racist joke site I found. :dunno:

[Hulud]

I was actually thinking the same thing, but it was in the white section of this racist joke site I found. :dunno:
i think its more towards black people

WE NEED MOAR WITE JOAKS!

[1SOL2NV]

im white and i find all the damn jokes like them funny as a motherf*ker ROFL .... could careless noone in this thread is talking about someone in particular .. so if anyone in here got there feelings hurt live with it and stay out damn lol




Btw: the one with white people jumping out the airplane is funny **** !!!! haha:lmfao:

[Nomad!]

I'm new at being racist so I don't know any jokes yet.

[Stormhammer]

as far as calling white people crackers?...wtf is a cracker. srsly. im proud of being white. you think calling me that is going to make me mad? haha.

Cracker applied to white people actually dates back to slavery, where slave owners had whips and would crack them over their backs. Hence the moniker cracker.

[Friggintitsman]

This thread makes me realize that racist jokes against white people really aren't that funny. Not because I'm white, but because they really aren't that funny.

*cracks knuckles*

Yup it's good to be white.

[Nismo]

This thread makes me realize that racist jokes against white people really aren't that funny. Not because I'm white, but because they really aren't that funny.

*cracks knuckles*

Yup it's good to be white.

wurd.