You're a Mac, and I'm a PC.

[The Ninja]

"Luke, I am your father, and I'm a PC."

http://andimapc.com/

Lol, worth some laughs. Just refresh, might get good ones, might not.

[4dmin]

there are some funny ones...

I'm a post whore on importatlanta.com and I'm a PC :D

[alpine_aw11]

Most of them sucked, just futile attempts at being funny by Mac fanboys. Some were pretty good though.

probably the gayest one, most likely written by a total douche-
"I drink instant coffee instead of expresso, and I'm a PC."
What a cawkslurper.