name my snake

[redrumracer]

ok so i got several suggestion as what to name it they are

Mr. slithers(my fav)

DIK(with a "c" and i had to poke one eye out so it could be called a one-eyed dik)

-or-

autumns 14 inch pecker

[osnap]

MR SLITHERS MOTHERFUKKER. DO IT.

[Catnip]

DIICK THE ONE EYED SNAKE.

DOOO EEET

[osnap]

NO

SENOR MUHFUGGIN SLITHERS aka SLITHER ME TIMBERS

[Catnip]

the long shlong, mr. deeck

[Alan®]

snake

[Catnip]

diick johnson

do it, stefanus.

[redrumracer]

snake
i thought about it, because its never going to respond to any name i give it. hell i was calling it sneaky snake until i come up with a name for it.

[osnap]

if you vote for anything other than mr slithers, the terrorists win.

[Catnip]

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bed, huh?
lies.

[osnap]

hey man. fukk your mother.

[osnap]

aka i decided to skip my first class for the 3rd period in a row hahaha

[Catnip]

"yes, I have a 4 foot long diick. would you like to play with it?"

"my diick is cold, let me put some light on it"

"my diick has a mind of its own"

[redrumracer]

"yes, I have a 4 foot long diick. would you like to play with it?"

"my diick is cold, let me put some light on it"

"my diick has a mind of its own"
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[osnap]

"this is mr slith-- wait, why are you taking your panties off?"

i win.

[Kevykev]

So.... I'm the only one so far that see's something pretty wrong with naming another man's belonging?

[Catnip]

"this is mr slith-- wait, why are you taking your panties off?"

i win.

"what is that?!"

"my diick"

"from all the way over there?!"

"yes:ninja: "

[osnap]

you know what? just name the damn thing richard. clever yet socially acceptable.

[redrumracer]

So.... I'm the only one so far that see's something pretty wrong with naming another man's belonging?
what is so wrong about it? its a california king snake

[Catnip]

on the other hand...

*your dad talking to any random friend/relative*
"...I was playing with stefan's diick and it went in my pants..."

[osnap]

thats what i told your sister.

[redrumracer]

you know what? just name the damn thing richard. clever yet socially acceptable.
you know diick is short for richard i believe

[osnap]

obvious joke is obvious.

[Catnip]

you know diick is short for richard i believe

that's the clever part...:thinking:

[redrumracer]

:doh:

[Stormhammer]

name him Iroquois Pliskin

[redrumracer]

name him Iroquois Pliskin
that almost as long as autumns 14 inch pecker

[Shibby]

name him Billy Humphries or just be a retard and name him like steve or fred or something.

[Catnip]

name him cuunttard.

[Stormhammer]

that almost as long as autumns 14 inch pecker

you dont get it do you :D :lmao:

[Shibby]

you know diick is short for richard i believe


wow.

that is the best information ever given by anyone ever.

[redrumracer]

you dont get it do you :D :lmao:
:(no:( maybe im pronouncing it wrong

[Stormhammer]

:(no:( maybe im pronouncing it wrong

If you're pronouncing it like the Native American tribe name, its correct.

Snake from Metal Gear Solid's real name was Iroquois Pliskin. :D

[Alan®]

If you're pronouncing it like the Native American tribe name, its correct.

Snake from Metal Gear Solid's real name was Iroquois Pliskin. :D
GENIOUS!!!!!! That's why I just said Snake. I totally forgot that was his real name. I 2nd the motion to name it Iroquois Pliskin.

[Stormhammer]

You could call him Pliskin for short ( its what he told Raiden his name was back in MGS2 b/c the guy had heard about the legendary Snake )

[slostang]

penisouras erectadus.

[FasTech]

Damn slovic, haven't seen you post much lately!

[Shibby]

it's a snake, not a dinosaur.

[slostang]

Damn slovic, haven't seen you post much lately!


work keeps me un-bored.

[FasTech]

work keeps me un-bored.



I hear ya! I have an interview Tuesday for Northern Tool

[Shibby]

lucky ******.. i want a job.

[slostang]

:blah:

I thought you were a pro texter?

[alpine_aw11]

Chico Suave

[ShooterMcGavin]

def C :lmfao:

[nreggie454]

My friend has a ball python named Trouser.

[Psycho]

Gender Bender

[flak_monkey]

http://a948.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/l_aef4f9ea2a8e2e5d6e668cec35ad5293.jpgI named mine Sassy. Short for Senor Sassypants.