Text Message I got today.......

[Double_0_Rusty]

So, I know Obama isn't black, but it made me chuckle.

"What is Obama's plan for the country, should he be elected? What one word does he constantly promise us?

CHANGE.

What does this really mean?

Come Help A Nig*a Get Elected."


I'm sorry if some don't get it, or just don't like it. I got a LOL irl out of it....so yeah....whateva


_00R

[tdurr]

lol thats clever.... reps for postin it!

[Double_0_Rusty]

lol thats clever.... reps for postin it!

I thought so, as well.

RETURNED!

[FasTech]

I got it the other day! I thought it was funny.

[Alan®]

LIRL

[Evil Goat]

lol, reps

[81911SC]

I can ****ing benchpress more than my own bodyweight, ******. You know what that means? It means I can lift myself right up off of the ****ing ground and fly. Next time you see something weird in the sky, remember...its not a bird, and its not a plane. It's 81911 coming straight down from the sky to ****ing wreck your ****** face with a crowbar.

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

LOL.

What's even funnier is that I forwarded that text in class today to like half of my phonebook.

Hmmm......someone from my phonebook knows someone of someone of someone of someone of someone knows j0u.

[tdurr]

I can ****ing benchpress more than my own bodyweight, ******. You know what that means? It means I can lift myself right up off of the ****ing ground and fly. Next time you see something weird in the sky, remember...its not a bird, and its not a plane. It's 81911 coming straight down from the sky to ****ing wreck your ****** face with a crowbar.
lol random much?

[Double_0_Rusty]

LOL.

What's even funnier is that I forwarded that text in class today to like half of my phonebook.

Hmmm......someone from my phonebook knows someone of someone of someone of someone of someone knows j0u.

perhaps. I like tha way you do bidness

[Double_0_Rusty]

I can ****ing benchpress more than my own bodyweight, ******. You know what that means? It means I can lift myself right up off of the ****ing ground and fly. Next time you see something weird in the sky, remember...its not a bird, and its not a plane. It's 81911 coming straight down from the sky to ****ing wreck your ****** face with a crowbar.

oh wow! That was retarded. Please exit my thread. kthnxbai!





fag.

[81911SC]

lol random much?Here's the deal, ace. Engineers are trained to understand all things logical, rational, and systematic. Good engineers are remarkably adept at using this crucial skill of our craft to be able to understand any number of means of doing things outside of our education or job function, as long as they fall within that realm of systematic processes. That's why we can learn to speak accountant, project manager, lawyer, or even medical terms a whole lot faster than you're going to learn to speak engineer

[81911SC]

oh wow! That was retarded. Please exit my thread. kthnxbai!





fag.
Oh yeah ******? When you get to my house to face me, you'll find my house empty. Did I run away like a prissy little pre-teen ******? No. I'll actually be at YOUR house. I'll dirty up all of your plates and dishes and leave them unwashed in the sink. I'll pour all your salsa into a giant bowl and continuously double dip the chips i am eating into it, over and over and over. I'll use your bathroom without washing my hands, I'll unplug your phone charger from your cell phone, and I'll squeeze out some of your toothpaste from the top of the tube instead of squeezing from the bottom. I'll also leave a few of your cabinets halfway open, empty out your ice cube trays, and turn off your answering machine.

Prepare for the most frustrating day of your life, ******.

[Nemesis]

lmfao

[FasTech]

troof:D

[Double_0_Rusty]

Oh yeah ******? When you get to my house to face me, you'll find my house empty. Did I run away like a prissy little pre-teen ******? No. I'll actually be at YOUR house. I'll dirty up all of your plates and dishes and leave them unwashed in the sink. I'll pour all your salsa into a giant bowl and continuously double dip the chips i am eating into it, over and over and over. I'll use your bathroom without washing my hands, I'll unplug your phone charger from your cell phone, and I'll squeeze out some of your toothpaste from the top of the tube instead of squeezing from the bottom. I'll also leave a few of your cabinets halfway open, empty out your ice cube trays, and turn off your answering machine.

Prepare for the most frustrating day of your life, ******.


:lmao: that, sir, just made me almost piss my pants.

[81911SC]

LOL

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

LOL, srsly.

Where the fuk do you come up with this sh1t?

[81911SC]

Just around the internet. I've got a ton more but they're very violent and make many threats and I don't like to post threats.

[Motivation]

Just around the internet. I've got a ton more but they're very violent and make many threats and I don't like to post threats.

*cough* refer to post 7 *cough* lol

[81911SC]

That wasn't directed to anyone and in comparison, it's nothing to the others.