I need to get laid..

[mmmmpsi]

WTF, where are all the women at?

:dj:

[4dmin]

in my bed :boobies::idb::boobies:

[Ran]

Women on IA? Don't be silly. We only like girls here.

[Scotsman]

try craigslist or eharmony! lulz , nothin but a sausagefest here

[TheGodfather]

Wrong place to be posting this stuff.

Drive around and find a hooker.

[4dmin]

PM Halfbaked she'll s*ck your d!ck for 20$

[BKgen®]

looking for hot women on IA = looking for rosie o'donnell at a gym

[Scotsman]

looking for hot women on IA = looking for rosie o'donnell at a gymor GKtib® losin his virginity:lmfao:

[FasTech]

where are all the women at?




Obviously Not with you!

[collins]

here you go

http://www.partyproductionsnyc.com/dancers/hawaiian_polynesian_performers/full/HPic.jpg

[Ran]

here you go

http://www.partyproductionsnyc.com/dancers/hawaiian_polynesian_performers/full/HPic.jpgThat was clever.

[collins]

eh, i'm bored as shayza

[Nismo]

Autumn or plentyoffish.com

[Friggintitsman]

nambla.org

[Friggintitsman]

They sure as sh1t aren't sitting at your computer.

[dohc4.6sc]

...

[mmmmpsi]

PM Halfbaked she'll s*ck your d!ck for 20$


Ooo Ooo OOo I can afford that!! But is it worth it is the question?

:ky:

[PhatbacK]

i dont get why you would make a post about how you need to get laid.....just go out and get it done!

[4dmin]

i dont get why you would make a post about how you need to get laid.....just go out and get it done!

are you offering? :idb:

[mmmmpsi]

i dont get why you would make a post about how you need to get laid.....just go out and get it done!

it's called a joke..

If I REALLY was that desperate to get laid I wouldn't be coming on IA trying to find it. I have no problem finding women on the internutz. :P

:idb:

[mmmmpsi]

Bump. still no sex0rs. :)

[DeeAOne]

Women on IA? Don't be silly. We only like girls here.lmao at your sig. it's hilarious! lol

[redrumracer]

WTF, where are all the women at?

:dj:
avoiding you

[Brett]

WTF, where are all the women at?

:dj:

Go get some and not post about not getting any

[Elbow]

Really......??

[MongolPup]

WTF, where are all the women at?

:dj:

So much for boost lets you laid lol

[SiRed94]

Go to Wal-Mart, you can usually find hose there in the garden section. They have some at the parts stores as well, but it is usually black hose. Sometimes you can find hose at Home Depot in their gardening section.

[LizBiz]

Bump. still no sex0rs. :) Dang...sucks for you.

[IMPORTchic]

Try Columbus.....heard they were wide spread down there! hahaha




ILY Autumn!

[Buttons]

Try Columbus.....heard they were wide spread down there! hahaha




ILY Autumn!

i can probably point him in a good direction down here... i know some girls, lol.


edit... go to phenix city, alabama... they are all hoes there.

[Crazy Asian]

Autumn. But you run the risk of getting AIDS or Herpes.

You could try sexyimportchic but I heard she robs and then sells you to the black market.

[IMPORTchic]

Autumn. But you run the risk of getting AIDS or Herpes.

You could try sexyimportchic but I heard she robs and then sells you to the black market.


LOL wut?!

[Crazy Asian]

you live in the most desolate area, just like Hills Have Eyes...so you could probably be harvesting some poor kids kidney right now.

[IMPORTchic]

you live in the most desolate area, just like Hills Have Eyes...so you could probably be harvesting some poor kids kidney right now.

Haha No I dont!

[fucksohc]

well sense you obviously have no game you can:
A. look at some porn and pretend its really happening.
B. hire a whore.
C. kill yourself because you suck at life.

the choice is yours bro:goodjob:

["B"]

PM Halfbaked she'll s*ck your d!ck for 20$


:lmfao:
Reps

[MongolPup]

:lmfao:
Reps

LOL somehow I missed that post.

[redrumracer]

Haha No I dont!
id say that too if i had kidneys hidin.

[IMPORTchic]

LOL I totally dont get itt.....but okay....



Transplant anyone?

[MongolPup]

LOL I totally dont get itt.....but okay....



Transplant anyone?

How much if I buy two?

[Atlblkz06]

LOL I totally dont get itt.....but okay....

Transplant anyone?

Some women lure men into hotel rooms, drug them, cut em open and steal one of their kidneys (only need 1 to survive). The poor guy then wakes up in an ice-filled bathtub along with a note and a phone to call 911.

The gang then sells the kidney in the black market for the highest bidder and the chick finds another guy to lure into her trap.

So... where do you sell your loot? eBay?

[IMPORTchic]

How much if I buy two?

Come to my office...I mean....barn, and we will make a deal!


*evil grins*





:lmfao:

[IMPORTchic]

Some women lure men into hotel rooms, drug them, cut em open and steal one of their kidneys (only need 1 to survive). The poor guy then wakes up in an ice-filled bathtub along with a note and a phone to call 911.

The gang then sells the kidney in the black market for the highest bidder and the chick finds another guy to lure into her trap.

So... where do you sell your loot? eBay?


Nahh...take it to the monthly meeting......you know THAT meeting...haha

Got it? kk! =)

[IMPORTchic]

Now that I figured out who the hell Buttons is......this thread makes a lil more sense....sheeesh Autumn...dont do that to me.....LOL

Being out of the IA loop for 2 weeks has totally kicked my assss....

[mmmmpsi]

bump, still need sex0rs

[LizBiz]

bump, still need sex0rs geeze....lol Post pics.....I can hook you up with my friend Bri.

[Buttons]

geeze....lol Post pics.....I can hook you up with my friend Bri.

i know we aren't talking about the same Bri, but it made me laugh.

[mmmmpsi]

Can you get me women's??

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d9/Alex_Rodriguez%2C_NYY_uniform%2C_walking.jpg

[mmmmpsi]

bump

[IMPORTchic]

Still needing to get laid!? Damn. LOL

[ALVIN]

damn everyone needin to get laid

[FAM0U5]

sex is a wonderful thing!

[IndianStig]

Go to wild bills and prey on them young girls man!

[blaknoize]

I'll give u some :ninja: if u really want, u know... all u gotz to do is aSSk silly goose

[mmmmpsi]

mmmmmmmmm young girls..

Careful too much sex gets you..

http://cgi.4chan.org/s/src/1240890047095.jpg

[IMPORTchic]

^^^^Condoms. FTW.

[tinkolby_25]

^^^^Condoms. FTW.
Condoms. FTL
Birth Control FTW :idb:

[IMPORTchic]

Condoms. FTL
Birth Control FTW :idb:

Bump that. They need to come out with male sperm control.....

EDIT:That would be uber fail rate....cant count on dudes to take something! They would never take it or "forget" :lmfao:

[tinkolby_25]

Bump that. They need to come out with male spirm control.....

EDIT:That would be uber fail rate....cant count on dudes to take somthing! THey would never take it or "forget" :lmfao:

shit i would take the fuck out of it
i dont think the world is ready for another little me

ohh and its sperm juss so ya know:cheers:

[IMPORTchic]

shit i would take the fuck out of it
i dont think the world is ready for another little me

ohh and its sperm juss so ya know:cheers:

I have that?! :thinking:

LOL

The world would definately come to an end with another one of you! haha

[tinkolby_25]

I have that?! :thinking:

LOL

The world would definately come to an end with another one of you! haha

ohh i see what youve done:gay:


ohh and alot more ugly girls that arent having sex would get too lolz


if there was another me:bump:

[RL...]

theres one on my couch :idb:

[tinkolby_25]

theres one on my couch :idb:

an ugly girl? lol
or just a girl in general?

EDIT: wait who cares? its vag lol
*puts hand up and waits for high five*

[Atlblkz06]

The chick with the most posts in this thread is horny and wants some action.

[ShooterMcGavin]

PM Halfbaked she'll s*ck your d!ck for 20$
lol wow

[Elbow]

^^^^Condoms. FTW.

No, creampies FTW.

[HalfBaked]

lol wow
I never got a PM.

[mmmmpsi]

I'd be all over male birth control pill. :) Then I can find someone to test it out on . "P

[tinkolby_25]

No, creampies FTW.
x2 reps

[mmmmpsi]

bump for work sex.

[hondachik]

Strip Club :goodjob: